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drat poo poo got real in the rhyming thread tryin to keep up in over my head you guys spittin imagery its killin me how i always write so literally i try to see all the pictures in my mind but its always blank there's nothin there to find so my lines are jank sure they just might rhyme and i'll try to pretend that my stuff is cool still no flourish of the pen so i look like a fool shoehorn the end so it works with the last and try to bridge the gap between now and the past on some meta rap here to rhyme about rhymes some derivative crap just the same old lines at least its pretty neat i get to hang with you kings trippin on my feet staring up at your wings hope one day i'll leap leave the ground behind rise above those clouds see the sun shine |
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It's the goon black magpie, SA BAD GUY Kicking juicy flavors the variety of cyanide I'm the goon villian so I guess u call me Gillian 1 in a million, really all I need is 10 wives That as plenty to receive the seed i I'm never one to be obsessed with greed I Got what you need. I fight to be free....Heh This is where you silly guys who doubted me just close your eyes and sew your ears Got sonics that could coax a chorus wicked seraphim to tears I Wikileak your darkest fears How'd they crown a tyrant? Haven't seen that one in years lol Better head down to an island or fight back we do have the might Never did have the will Better just let him kill I mMean after all I know the deal... this is the fakest side of real Snorting psychadelics I can taste the colors sounds can feel My passion is ignited as a mostly soggy dill I mean Its wet it's dark its cold it spills Bars Heavier the weight of concious for a guy like bill Just watching Cosby show and dream That happy familys are really what they seem You know that tvs is so very far from true But people seem to always do what they're going to But mental pretzels often twist, right , to fit the narrative Believe what you want we are not here to live Were here to die yeah but really it's not grim as it seems Take a thousand year old dusty mirror, And try hard you could polish a gleam Take a 50 year institution, With die hards, you could abolish an ice It Takes a billion starving farmers ...just to get enough rice And I view people near the steeple, but i shutter my eyes im Jacob Taylor mass effect, got my eye on the prizeee i... Ssxcxhling cut you right down to size I amaze, these hanzo blades I was made to serrate the heroes to 50 shades of the dead That's crazy coz in all the forms they are absent of head Thats Strange almost forgot that i hate you. Dangerous, man upstairs should just take you Refurbish or just completely remake you You turn all precious greens to pure blue I wish time could be willed to go backwards I wish lime was decreased sour I wish I had increased power I wish your shell wasnt beetle Yeah it hurts I wish your point wasnt needle You wore my shirt Funny were the same size Hmm..but your weight is all thighs I I fish in wells, these flames no they almost never quell They just rage down in hell, whyd you fell for my spell? Cant recognize evil Admit it. Working on this at work and I'll record when I'm home tonight after it looks several iterations different probably ---------------- |
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Aug 7, 2018 21:55
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Ova 50 can't rap with my yobs Something about your jobs Millennials are cool and so I am I maybe Let's smoke a weed and hang out baby? |
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Aug 8, 2018 02:56
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Macnult posted:my WiFis messed up so I’m posting from my phone https://soundcloud.com/alan-smithee-750831650/thaw-my-villianous-heart  https://soundcloud.com/alan-smithee-750831650/the-pirate-rap https://soundcloud.com/alan-smithee-750831650/abolish-ice ---------------- |
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Aug 8, 2018 07:54
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stuck in my chair going nowhere and the sad part is i don't even really care i could use a sword or knife to ward off this strife but i'm bored with this life so i've got my hoard in my pipe hoover on that leaf 'til I can't maneuver my feet chronic boozer, i'm drunk see just another loser feelin' funky just how i roll bump some ketamine now i'm down a hole where the world just seems so far away and if i could i'd stay 'til my dying day because detachment is king and i'm but a jester my jokes don't sting more like rot and fester my lines don't sing just go from one to the next word rhymin' ain't my thing just feel like a vexed nerd at least the 'yob will bring well wishes and good times and if i could i'd sell french kisses to write rhymes that'd be real swell but in this life i dwell and i'm not sayin' its hell i ain't really sayin' nothin' but i'm sure you can tell |
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Aug 9, 2018 20:30
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As a non-rhyming aside I want to say all the recordings are hella rad. When you are recording do you match what was written to the music, or do you listen to the music while you write? Or do you just smash stuff together and hope it works? as a rhyming aside I must admit all of these recordings are legit when you are recording that stuff it must be tough do you match lines to beats or beats to lines? either way its neat that you take the time to show fools like me how the real pros rhyme |
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Aug 10, 2018 21:19
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sorry im getting really into writing full songs now, wow lol I am mostly listening to these rad tunes on YouTube and writing stuff as I listen. All the villian songs came really quickly because I was having a hard time I'm always writing down ideas as they come into my phone and it makes it easier to add punchlines into random.freestyle gibberish ---------------- |
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Aug 11, 2018 06:48
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artoke posted:As a non-rhyming aside I want to say all the recordings are hella rad. When you are recording do you match what was written to the music, or do you listen to the music while you write? Or do you just smash stuff together and hope it works? Heres an example of me using your rhymes to illustrate my process. Take some prewritten stuff, freestyle to connect the dots and flow with the music , it's your to use it. Also editing is key, I need to edit a lot of my stuff but heres some stuff I'm pretty happy with until I get a studio or something https://soundcloud.com/alan-smithee-750831650/captain-ginyu-2 https://soundcloud.com/alan-smithee-750831650/my-mandolin-cinderella-1/s-dpknB https://soundcloud.com/alan-smithee-750831650/lovecraft https://soundcloud.com/alan-smithee-750831650/being-a-kid-is-hard ---------------- |
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Aug 12, 2018 00:46
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https://soundcloud.com/alan-smithee-750831650/new-vegas-bars https://soundcloud.com/alan-smithee-750831650/done-not-finished-1 this one after I woke up in a car very far from home last night https://soundcloud.com/alan-smithee-750831650/vacation-v-i-b-e-s ---------------- |
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artoke posted:stuck in my chair Tunes bang like musketeers 3 or however many it takes to rake in cake, I dont watch food channel so ez bake would be my take on making steak if that's your shake I'll try to do this in one take but I'll take breaks, Of course, well need knifes and forks, unless were crude dorks, I mean that works.. We are goons, internet from sunrise till noon till sleep We aren't that deep but we are, Someone will read these dead threads from afar and it'll jar something from within, sensisble chuckle or 10, then a tear of sheer joy, oh boy, hi to that guy. I bet hes futuristic fly in his space goon chair, 10 dollairs, still, pay up, robo lowtax needs his cut of the loot, if that suits you, hell reboot you, reincarnate you through the poo poo in you post You're a goon ghost. ---------------- |
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I don't have a good rhyme for ya I'm busy bringing a bucket of water to California edit: forgot to turn on my sig while on mobile lmao indyrenegade fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Aug 19, 2018
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Aug 19, 2018 14:53
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Man my head's not right can't rhyme can't think can't keep my shoes on tight just wait 'til it's time to drink then maybe feel alright if I don't kill this mood with booze i'll be up all night can't drink how i like 'cause i work daylight but if you got a light we'll smoke a j just melt away and it will seem alright for the rest of the day or an hour at least until i sober up it's all famine or feast check my empty cup or like beauty and beast i'm all paws and scruff so if you're lookin' for me check the bar check my car check in BYOB where i post with a host of the most rad goons some even rappin' over hella rad tunes never settle for chat rooms 'cause postin's way better drop 10 on archives poo poo lasts forever so i'm not just rhyming for me but for posterity so some goons in the future can see what i see and if they be like i be maybe make their own thread rhyme through misery (if the forums aren't dead) get that thread rated 3 just kidding, all 5s all the time greetings from the goldmine this thread is just sublime and -- sorry, that's my time |
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Aug 20, 2018 18:52
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indyrenegade posted:I don't have a good rhyme for ya you should just phone me then Maybe we could be good friends like Chickens are with rooster hens Save me foods and lend me ends And spend our days in merriment ---------------- |
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Drop a line in my PM drop a dime the snitch gets his Blue like lilos stitch fur is Ioneley, my mtv cribs ---------------- |
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my head's in a fog are you the lady with a log just call me laura palmer 'cause you know i am a goner catch me in the red room smoke up and do shrooms get us in the right mood for catchin' that bad dude |
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Macnult posted:went to a cozy local coffee shop Cops they should retire Need some McNultys to replace the faulties Baltimore is close for sure, that east coast swag we share like shopping bags, well shopping carts Until the junky jacks one and you see it down the Avenue Hope they rode it down a hill or 2, bet the wind felt cool bet it looked like it ruled. ---------------- |
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artoke posted:my head's in a fog Like aliens, hide within, microorganisms Causing schisms in your psychic rhythm Causing you to vibrate in a way that feels great but while you relate to grooves, explore dimensions they explore your hippocampus ---------------- |
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Aug 21, 2018 20:00
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a sonnet for you cretinous nincompoops edit: that should have rhymed with something. oops Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Aug 23, 2018 |
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this one is one of my. favorites so far https://soundcloud.com/alan-smithee-750831650/yellow-4 these are just straight bars https://soundcloud.com/alan-smithee-750831650/victory-lap-freestyle ---------------- |
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 The Lady of the Lake gave Arthur Excalibur When I arrived she gave ME a high caliber Rifle 'cause I ain't tryin' to trifle With a oversized knife that's rife With irony I don't wanna die With a knife in a gunfight Justice would be served quicker With a rat-a-tat click-click But we got law and order So we gotta be slick and Goad your enemies closer Get 'em into your corner With enough provoking You can then begin the slaughter The pen is mightier Than a sword or a rifle Using lyrics you're a fighter Using words for your cipher To deliver your feelings You can put into words To give meaning from your perspective About how it all hurts Syllables are your ammo Letters your salvo A few clicks of the keyboard You'll remember the Alamo Life ain't fair but it could be If we all decided to try To each do our best to not let us die To put value and meaning to everyone else And stop making life only about ourselves Compassion is our strength Selfish, our weak link We can only be stronger If we can get all of us to think There's strength in numbers The lone wolf dies The pack lives on The stars fill the skies The Lady of the Lake Can keep her weapons For my own sake I'll wait and see what happens I'll stick with the pen It's far more civil Than a weapon of war Which would be unforgivable... |
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Wish I had some edibles, to take the experience existential, but it was, coz you've enhanced my buzz with an enchanted pen, your story tells, your story telling, so excellent, bill and Ted Allah akhbar, god is dead, you're the bomb, Is it wrong? Edgy bars like teenage cutting scars, I'm just poratid glands man, so you can blame them, I wash my hands ---------------- |
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Friday, may day goin out tonight In a submarine with a queen of Atlantis quite the socialite it seem, yes I deem we shall render the ream of the realm it's nothing, she can sing I can spit, were a fit, I love it, Charli x-man I'm next On a quest With a spear for those near, for those far I have jars, of tf2 sniper pee, that I got from Australi Ah so refreshing ---------------- |
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Marth is red Waveshines are great Plup fell through stadium in Shine Melee top 8 |
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I haven't rhymed in a while Been building up my other hobbies slowly I tile This is the most fun tho so I'll do it a while Till everyobody knows that my flows are the Nile Wetter than childs Slipping down a slide with the garden hose on the nose Methaphors I have in store, do you want more? I am bad to the core, like an apple with worms Yes I am sick I'm a germ Homie when will you learn? That I kill with the skills Yeah this court is adjourned Just take me in. ---------------- |
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Oh poo poo, rhyming thread I had feared you were dead Still drunk from the night before stumbling toward the door trying to get my rear end home 15 minute drive unsure if i'm alive or just a mindless drone finally in my chair sitting with this despair alive but all alone trying to connect always a regret things better left unknown |
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artoke posted:Oh poo poo, rhyming thread that night Grab a towel, and maybe we could go for a swim And cool off, life can have you get lost often Simple lose, hard win In the ocean without fins Underwater with no gills Starvation murder kills Yeah it's pretty grim, this world were in Cant blame a mate for taking delight in a pint We fight on the daily like Carson Taking a ride in my car son, great fun Hope you're feeling better now I would knit you a sweater that says "byob" forever And these rhymes will never subside ,they live, theyre live. ---------------- |
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sorry to bump this and also ripping off a name/av from a good thread but wanted to try dis the waves never waver space ether shapes game players they're apes we're saviours in this together so never waste famines every day we make new haxans never popped a xan but a parallax grew up watching escaflowne we keep flowing with tides at our backs i took the shards and made them diamonds you took your rose and withered it black so we died but we came back im matted, you're trapped hit the tape decks till they trilled can you move wind? air stood you still i shaped sand into glass you wept bland i spat flames but we both played the game |
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take the moon posted:sorry to bump this and also ripping off a name/av from a good thread but wanted to try dis Bumping this thread is never a crime Its literally always cool to rhyme Especially when you're dope and sublime And I could use a Corona, sub the lime With a fictional device that controls time I take the poo poo back to the time I made trolls whine I take it and I shake it beery bubble conflagration I just might be jamacian, but I'm taken Taken by the soul, I smoke rocks then I roll And this joy I can extol, I'll be back for some mo But freestyling off the dome yeah that really takes its toll ---------------- |
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Now that I'm restarted Im rhyming like retarded offensive comphrension by extension you're on guarded but hey at least I'm not the person who just farted I'm busy robbing malls capping cops now they're Paul blarted all over the walls and the halls and the bathroom stalls appalling yeah that's one thing but homie do you know bout swing? when your hips move and the girls next to you, you touch the doll not even via voodoo twirl her once and then you two skadoo and show her how to hula hulu and then you marathon gurren lagann ---------------- |
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this thread always comes around when I need it though it’s bookmarked didn’t realize it receded shoutout to OP whom I’ll refer to as Almighty Am Sab always down for a cyph and they ain’t too bad *** using asterisks to show I changed flow thought you oughta to know words and art go hand in hand not talking juxtapoz *** come for Almighty Am Sab? big mistake execution half-baked like the kook who finally dropped in: “yeah dude I totally skate!” *** mongo pusher just went and hit a death pebble hit the concrete, turn the bass up pepper ‘em with treble |
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Macnult posted:this thread always comes around when I need it Homie stole the show from insiiiiide the vault Romeo should know that it is not his fault But he died from dagger wounds Standard of a Montague Standard procedure , he is not a little leaguer But if competitions eager well prepare to be beleaguered We are blasting in your speakers breaking beakers Snatching sneakers off of people unaware that in the kingdom of the meeker than the lions run the pride Shield your eyes, shouldn't be surprised Were those type of guys B-yo-byes, eat yall apple pies ---------------- |
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this thread's a haven, the dojo i train in you can find me here sunshine or rainin' sensei's explanin' the path from drab to fab now i know the prize and its mine to grab catch a fast cab to Am Sab's mad lab then i slash stab my way to the door these fools may want in, but i want it more now i'm soaked in gore, but my mission is pure to apprentice with the best and write rhymes galore |
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artoke posted:this thread's a haven, the dojo i train in But admire you for peepin how you're without a crutch You did a "kick punch" it was all in ya mind And now you got sheen with the shine in ya rhymes If I were a sensei I'd be like bengay Relaxing old people with menthol heat rays Or saving the heat for the sundays When we all go to church pray That this gospel dont delay My ticket to (hades)haydays where Cerberus dogs play I want to meet the fates, I'm thankful no ingrate But I would inform them that destiny's just a game Amateur Saboteur fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Nov 29, 2018 ---------------- |
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wanna write hella rhymes but don't have a thing to say don't do cool crimes i just waste my day but i'll post anyway might choke but still stoked hang with chill folk, inhale smoke taste like burnt toast and nerds ropes wonder when my brain broke keep repeating the same joke rep rhyme thread 'til i'm dead or at least my first stroke |
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