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HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

Afrikakorps
Tank
Britain

I'll switch my vote from this to Caen and Beyond, because Italian tankettes are dumb and bad.

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Switch me to ITALY

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Let’s go with Papa Luigi’s Homemade Authentico Tank-occini. :discourse: :italy:

Reuben Sandwich
Jan 27, 2007

caen and beyond
Tank
British

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
New Roman Legions - 1 Aug 1941 - 1 Mar 1943 (Italy vs Russia)
Tank
Italy


Let's have a little fun with this!

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
Okay, looking at New Roman Legions - there is no tank option, only motor transport.
If that changes things let me know.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
i'm going to assume at least that's a lambo or something

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Fiats galore!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Scooters all round.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
Fiat dux

koolkevz666
Aug 22, 2015
Doesn't change a thing for me long live Italia.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Grey Hunter posted:

Okay, looking at New Roman Legions - there is no tank option, only motor transport.
If that changes things let me know.

That was kinda why I asked what the unit selection was like, if we get like a generic truck, generic AT and generic arty and it seems like it would overall just make for a kinda boring and frustrating LP ofc feel free to veto the idea and go with the British option. I hoped it'd be a way to see some units etc. beyond the usual but if there's nothing there obvs there's no point.

e: imo

Kangra
May 7, 2012

Throwing my vote away for

Burma
Tank
British

(Voting tank assuming that the votes are tallied separately, though if there actually is a Burma tank command I'd love to see it done.)

bibliosabreur
Oct 21, 2017
Okay, yeah. If the Italian equipment is modeled in all its finicky glory, I stick with my vote for GLORIOUS ITALIA. Otherwise, I might change.

sloshmonger
Mar 21, 2013
Winter War
Infantry
Allies

RestRoomLiterature-
Jun 3, 2008

staying regular
Throw my vote in for anything Italy

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I'm changing my vote to support Italy.

New Roman Legions - 1 Aug 1941 - 1 Mar 1943 (Italy vs Russia)
FIATS!
Italy


Fix It Again, Tony!

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Gnoman posted:

Long shot at this point, but whatever.

Fall Of France
Whatever
France
You are not alone (entirely).

srusnak102
Apr 13, 2015
Western front
Fall of France
French

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets




Hmm, This sounds fine, we're going to be expanding our forces rapidly, and Stalingrad is pretty deep into Russia. I'm sure old Benito knows what he's doing, and will be supplying us with the best weapons known to man.

We are part of the 9th Autotrasportible Division, 79th Infantry Regiment, 1st Infantry Battalion.



I was hoping to have a tank, as it is, we are an infantry unit – maybe we can nick some tanks as we go!



Our commanding officer, Alberto Bertorelli, expects great things of us men!

Now we need to fill out our ranks!

Commanding officer -

1st Company commander -
1st Rifle Platoon commander -
2nd Rifle Platoon commander -
3rd Rifle Platoon commander -

2nd Company commander -
1st Rifle Platoon commander -
2nd Rifle Platoon commander -
3rd Rifle Platoon commander -

3rd Company commander -
1st Rifle Platoon commander -
2nd Rifle Platoon commander -
3rd Rifle Platoon commander -

4th Machine Gun Company commander -
1st Machine Gun Platoon commander -
2nd Machine Gun Platoon commander -
3rd Machine Gun Platoon commander -

Please indicate which unit you wish to command!

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the hEnd
1st Company!

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

3rd Company, 1st Rifle Platoon

sparkmaster
Apr 1, 2010
2nd company, 2nd platoon!

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
1st company, 1st rifle!

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


I'll take 2nd Company.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


MG Platoon, please

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
2nd Company
1st Rifle Platoon commander

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

4th Company!

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
3rd company 3rd Rifle Platoon.

Mamma Mia!

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
here's what you're fighting with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFJI04ifSoM

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
Do our men remembe rto throw the grenades, not the pins?

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
3rd Machine Gun Platoon commander -

Like a espresso machine only louder!

Added Space
Jul 13, 2012

Free Markets
Free People

Curse you Hayard-Gunnes!
2nd MG platoon
Ratta tatta tat

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
Commanding Officer

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


I'll take 3rd Company.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
I'll command the fourth and last MG platoon, if I counted right

alex314
Nov 22, 2007

I'll cheer you poor sods from afar :italy:

I've got a flash of the Soviet tanker story where he was a part of Stalingrad encirclement, and he talked about having to clean Italians from the threads of his tank.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
Commanding officer - Dance Officer

Dance Officer posted:

Commanding Officer



I think I'm going to have some fun with that one.

1st Company commander - sniper4625
1st Rifle Platoon commander - Flavius Aetass
2nd Rifle Platoon commander -
3rd Rifle Platoon commander -

2nd Company commander - HerpicleOmnicron5
1st Rifle Platoon commander Comstar-
2nd Rifle Platoon commander - sparkmaster
3rd Rifle Platoon commander -

3rd Company commander - glynnenstein
1st Rifle Platoon commander - Comrade Koba (Watch this one, he may be a soviet spy)
2nd Rifle Platoon commander -
3rd Rifle Platoon commander - wedgekree

4th Machine Gun Company commander - Jack2142
1st Machine Gun Platoon commander - HerpicleOmnicron5
2nd Machine Gun Platoon commander - Added Space
3rd Machine Gun Platoon commander - Cartoon
4th Machine Gun Platoon commander - HannibalBarca

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
3rd company 2nd rifle platoon.

Arrivederci, commies!!!

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Dancer
May 23, 2011
Give me anything. Personal Assistant to Dance Officer works too.

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