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How's everyone's tan going? What kind of lotion do y'all use? How crisp are your tan lines? Get in the sun yet today?  I like to use Hawaiian Tropic SPF 15 cause it makes me smell like some kind of super hot Miami bikini beach babe. :bigtran: Eventually I want my skin to have the same tone and texture as well used motorcycle saddle bag or an MLB back catcher's mitt. 
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Jul 14, 2018 22:54
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my tan lines have a slope that's the same as the instantaneous rate of change at the point they're tangent to. bazinga!
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Jul 14, 2018 22:55
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numberoneposter posted:How's everyone's tan going? What kind of lotion do y'all use? How crisp are your tan lines? Get in the sun yet today? Enjoy your skin camcer.
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Jul 14, 2018 22:58
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I have a natural tan year round. 
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Jul 14, 2018 23:02
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Usually start out with some spf 30-40 then do some coppertone later in the season. Like spf 5 maybe idk it’s all relative to melanin.
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Jul 14, 2018 23:20
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My arms and face and neck are tanned and freckled and the rest of me is super white
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Jul 14, 2018 23:21
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Sid Vicious posted:My arms and face and neck are tanned and freckled and the rest of me is super white Hell yeah deep woods tan. 
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Jul 14, 2018 23:22
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Jul 15, 2018 00:05
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I think that asking this forum about tanning is like asking rich people about coupons.
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Jul 15, 2018 00:08
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Jul 15, 2018 00:11
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My arm vs my stomach 
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Jul 15, 2018 00:18
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Sid Vicious posted:My arm vs my stomach why are your pants unzipped?
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Jul 15, 2018 00:19
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Sid Vicious posted:My arm vs my stomach Jesus Sid, maybe you should do the no beer month thing w me. We can go to the beach and tan afterwards.
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Jul 15, 2018 00:23
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Burt Sexual posted:Jesus Sid, maybe you should do the no beer month thing w me. We can go to the beach and tan afterwards. I I'm a dad
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Jul 15, 2018 00:28
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Sid Vicious posted:I I'm a dad A pregnant dad?
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Jul 15, 2018 00:31
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NEVER go outside without at hat, sunglasses and at least spf 50 all over your body. You. Will. Die.
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Jul 15, 2018 00:36
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I use baby oil. Literally oil made from babies.
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Jul 15, 2018 00:42
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luchajones posted:A pregnant dad? Hahahaha
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Jul 15, 2018 00:43
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Sid Vicious posted:My arm vs my stomach Noice. That’s a quality gut
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Jul 15, 2018 01:09
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Sid Vicious posted:My arm vs my stomach That aint bad dude.
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Jul 15, 2018 01:10
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Got dat spf 50 and on top of dat i use the tanning oil while i eat a subway and fight off the seagulls
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Jul 15, 2018 01:12
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tan mom on the stern show is some of the best poo poo ever
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Jul 15, 2018 01:24
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I don't use lotion, OP, I'm in the UK where there is no sun, only eternal rain
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I’m naturally pretty tan and usually get really dark in the summer, but I’ve been inside studying all summer and it’s bumming me out hard.
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:I’m naturally pretty tan and usually get really dark in the summer, but I’ve been inside studying all summer and it’s bumming me out hard. Studying guns, bombs and bowling, eh?
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Jul 15, 2018 02:03
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Angelwolf posted:Studying guns, bombs and bowling, eh? The bar exam, so yeah actually. The law is crazy. Still haven’t come across a fact pattern involving Defendants Klebold and Harris though.
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Jul 15, 2018 02:22
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Pawn 17 posted:NEVER go outside without at hat, sunglasses and at least spf 50 all over your body. We all die
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Jul 15, 2018 04:54
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I too enjoy posting on the toilet
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Jul 15, 2018 05:23
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Angelwolf posted:Studying guns, bombs and bowling, eh? You'd think the trip out to Rampart range would get him some sunlight.
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Jul 15, 2018 06:17
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He’s my least favourite even though they’re all great. Here’s my list: 1 - Jonathan 2 - Antoni 3 - Karamo 4 - Bobby 5 - Tan Honestly Jonathan and Antoni are both my faves for different reasons. Sorry, Tan. I can’t get behind a grown rear end man who is afraid of dogs.
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Jul 15, 2018 06:18
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got a nice farmer's tan going, my arms are a gorgeous gold while my chest is ghastly white
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a few years back its the end of summer and ive got the crispiest tan lines im a blond that can tan my arms and legs are dark as gently caress but my body is milky white, my hair flaxen im at the rec center in the steam room with the worlds best/works farmers tan and this black guy says to me "brother you are two differente races!" commenting on my tan lines and how i have so much melanin in my arms and legs or whatever in contrast to my untanned torso and i just sorta laugh because im obviously just painfully white with some really stupid tan lines numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 11:31 on Jul 15, 2018 |
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Jul 15, 2018 11:27
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Today I noticed that my balls are a lovely shade of golden brown. Checked my pants, lo an behold there was a hole in the crotch area. I've had my bollocks out all summer.
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Jul 15, 2018 16:25
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I prefer my women as white as the driven snow, as it shows that they are from an affluent family that never had to work manual labor.
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Jul 15, 2018 16:44
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Or you could just be Hispanic and get discriminated against a lot but at least your skin soaks up all the sun, tans nicely, and never burns except for the soles of your feet
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Jul 15, 2018 16:49
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Would.
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1redflag posted:I prefer my women as white as the driven snow, as it shows that they are from an affluent family that never had to work manual labor. Oregon is for you mein freund. Except for the affluent part.
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