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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
main card:
Super Sage vs some guy who's probably better than he is
JDS vs Blagov Baga Ivanov, objectively the best name in the history of names
old lady fight

prelims:
the damage vs alexander the great
some other poo poo

early prelims:
jodie esquibel putting on a technical striking clinic
liz carmouche vs damien maia

lets do this

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
there's a 0% chance I make it all the way through this card

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Oh my God Keith Jardine just told Esquibel she was up 2 after clearly losing 1 and 2. Jackson Wink continuing their streak of excellence.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

this lovely 1st fight is probably setting the tone

edit: i thought she might have had round 2 but she obviously lost round 1

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Le Saboteur posted:

Oh my God Keith Jardine just told Esquibel she was up 2 after clearly losing 1 and 2. Jackson Wink continuing their streak of excellence.

esquibel can't actually believe she's ahead though, surely she is aware of how often she is getting punched in the face

G-Hawk posted:

this lovely 1st fight is probably setting the tone
yea

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
She even asked her corner if she was down 2 and they lied to her.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Le Saboteur posted:

She even asked her corner if she was down 2 and they lied to her.

lol dang

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Esquibel about to lose a UD 30-27 and be confused.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

is this fight pass or fs1 i might throw it on at my book

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

STONE COLD 64 posted:

is this fight pass or fs1 i might throw it on at my book

fight pass for the next hour, fs1 at 8et

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

STONE COLD 64 posted:

is this fight pass or fs1 i might throw it on at my book

fight pass now, fs1 at 8pm

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
This is actually a pretty drat good card

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Lloyd Boner posted:

This is actually a pretty drat good card

Yeah wtf OP?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Lloyd Boner posted:

This is actually a pretty drat good card

only one dagestani serial killer I've never heard of = trash card

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Soothing Vapors posted:

only one dagestani serial killer I've never heard of = trash card

lol

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

I'm looking forward to being disappointed that Said Nurmagomedov isn't just a copy of his cousin that can make 125. (or barely make 126, as it was this week)

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Soothing Vapors posted:

only one dagestani serial killer I've never heard of = trash card

lol

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
It's something to have on while I do other stuff on a Saturday night so I'll take it.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
What the hell. Should have just slammed him when he pulled guard.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
*applauding casually*

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
lol it's 'a move'

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

that was a fun round i guess

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
ill advised taking of the knee there

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Nice finish.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
that was sweet

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
That was one of those chin crusher RNCs that looks extra painful.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
hosed up when you squint and Liz Carmouche turns into Urijah Faber.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Lloyd Boner posted:

This is actually a pretty drat good card

yeah it looks good imo

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Le Saboteur posted:

Oh my God Keith Jardine just told Esquibel she was up 2 after clearly losing 1 and 2. Jackson Wink continuing their streak of excellence.

They don't call him the Dean of Mean for nothin'.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
hmm invicta champions aren't of a terrible standard these days.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
dang that transition to mount was slick

meatloafkitten
Mar 2, 2004

To the KISS-copter!
Carmouche an early contender for humblebrag of the night.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I saw one of the prelim guys try to do Krazy Horse's spinning armbar escape and he dropped him before he could slam him into the cage

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I’m at this poo poo w0000tah

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Skip My Posts posted:

I’m at this poo poo w0000tah

enjoy yoself, it's a low-key sick card. say hi to eddie wineland in the hotdog line for me

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Not a bad fight so far

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

That takedown was rad

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
barcelos loving owns

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

That trip take-down was boss.

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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

my goodness

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