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A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
This kid here? She making something of herself. Whsat are youbdoing with your life?

https://www.news10.com/news/local-news/12-year-old-graduates-excelsior-college/1300957688

quote:

“My child care provider Miss Mary first noticed, she said you got a special baby that you need to understand at this baby is been here before I had no idea with this baby you been here before Meant.”

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simmyb
Sep 29, 2005

Not much, OP

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
Masturbating with one finger in your anus and then tasting the finger when you done? Shameful

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
I really don't know anymore, OP :(

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

Angelwolf posted:

I really don't know anymore, OP :(

I have a name, thank you

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

This kid here? She making something of herself. Whsat are youbdoing with your life?

https://www.news10.com/news/local-news/12-year-old-graduates-excelsior-college/1300957688

haha why did you quote only the most irrelevant, confusing sentence in the article

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I took 5 years to graduate college.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

I took 5 years to graduate college.

I went for like 12 years on and off. Should I try again?

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Sweating my life away. It's too hot here and my building doesn't allow air conditioning units.

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Skipping every aspect of childhood and not getting properly socialized so you can graduate early and get declined for every job because you're still under 18 sounds like a good plan.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Wait, I was supposed to be doing something with it?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I feel bad for any kid graduating college so young. Childhood and college are good times and I sure as hell wouldn't have given those up so I could rush as fast as possible into adulthood and a career.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I work a convenience store part time

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 14 days!)

she's going for enviromental engineering so she can't be that fuckin smart

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Peanut President posted:

she's going for enviromental engineering so she can't be that fuckin smart

How does someone that age even pick a major? Because she’s book smart?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


She sounds like a loving nerd.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
coasting

i pretty much did my thing(s), for good or ill, and now i'm just on a glide path to retirement and then the grave

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Pawn 17 posted:

I feel bad for any kid graduating college so young. Childhood and college are good times and I sure as hell wouldn't have given those up so I could rush as fast as possible into adulthood and a career.

it's never too late to have a happy childhood

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
NOTHInG gently caress you!

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Being a nobody in a cold gay world, what's it to you

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
Automatic erotic asphyxiation, OP

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I play alot of computer

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
Im having children like a loving idiot.

Its funny, when they are a baby in my arms i just love thinking wow, I just made purely for my selfish ignorance another thinking feeling creature. 70 plus years of hell await you, but also times of human connection that are of zero monetary value, and because we dont live in a socialist dreamworld are actually worthless. Literally sobbing and hugging someone you love due to the struggle of existence is the best you can wish for my child, and ill be dead by the time your 40 anyway, so dont bet on it always being me.

But you know better than this, childhavers, and all i have said is just bullshit, right. Go have another kid. Love is real and thats what life is all about!

Jeffrey Dahmer fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Jul 15, 2018

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
I have a trade skill, op

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I'm a civil servant of New York City with a good amount of upwards mobility, Shits going pretty decent OP.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

Masturbating with one finger in your anus and then tasting the finger when you done? Shameful
geez don't rush me!! I'm still trying to get bog standard masturbation down pat

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
drinking myself to death

Vakal
May 11, 2008
I really want to write novel, not because I really care about being a writer but more just to get the drat story out of my head so I can focus on something else.

Madness
Jan 23, 2007


Good job, family, house. Good amount in my retirement. Feeling pretty good at my current state. Thanks for asking I appreciate you.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
tryin to fit an entire big titty all in one hand and failing and still feeling like i succeeded

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Environmental engineering?! Genius huh...

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Moving up the forums leaderboards

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Lately it's been a lot of listening to "We Like To Party" by Vengaboys while nodding off in a chair and eating pringles

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Tom Gorman posted:

Lately it's been a lot of listening to "We Like To Party" by Vengaboys while nodding off in a chair and eating pringles

This man has life figured out.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Trying to get commissioned as a captain of Space Force

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Kicking rear end and chewing bubblegum. And there's plenty of gum.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

quote:

“My child plays with bubbles, my child still loves to go on the swing so when the question comes up while is she nervous that she is going to miss stop for high school, she’s not even in the high school mind fame.”
:hmmyes:

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Icochet posted:

Kicking rear end and chewing bubblegum. And there's plenty of gum.

What about the rear end?

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