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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > hey guys, it's smee again
 
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clitical hit

 what can i do to help captain hook relieve stress?

i tried doing a warm shave but i end up knicking him and now he's preetty upset. what kind of food do pirates like? i want to make him dinner

* # ? Jul 15, 2018 20:46
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Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Arrrrrrby's

* # ? Jul 15, 2018 21:31
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City of Glompton

Fredrik1 posted:

Arrrrrrby's


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

* # ? Jul 15, 2018 22:14
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Scaly Haylie

 it's-a smee, smario

* # ? Jul 15, 2018 22:55
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Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I heard Crocodile is real tastey :twisted:


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!
* # ? Jul 16, 2018 00:23
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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Lizard Wizard posted:

it's-a smee, smario
* # ? Jul 16, 2018 02:32
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Snow Cone Capone


 get him a digital clock

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* # ? Jul 16, 2018 05:22
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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
gaston and captain hook switch places for a day

* # ? Jul 16, 2018 05:49
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alnilam

 Take him to kealakekua bay, hawai'i :twisted:

e: sorry wrong capn

* # ? Jul 16, 2018 13:51
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Piso Mojado

clitical hit posted:

what can i do to help captain hook relieve stress?

i tried doing a warm shave but i end up knicking him and now he's preetty upset. what kind of food do pirates like? i want to make him dinner

kill him


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ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
get him a manicure.

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