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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB HR Derby & All Star Game GDT: Hey now, youre an All Star
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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
:siren: This is not the weekly GDT. A new one will be made on Wednesday for regular MLB games :siren:

Welcome to the All Star Break! The show kicks off tonight with the Home Run Derby, followed by the All Star Game on Tuesday.

HR Derby Bracket


All Star Game Lineup

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
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Please tell me Berman isn't on the announcing team this season

* # ? Jul 16, 2018 17:32
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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
First result on google tells me Karl Ravech is replacing him.

* # ? Jul 16, 2018 17:35
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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Can’t wait to see my man Bregman hit all the home runs or none of the home runs

* # ? Jul 16, 2018 17:36
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Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
 I'm here for Muncy vs Baez

And Mike Trout

* # ? Jul 16, 2018 17:37
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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Ugh, good Berman isn't in.

I have a rec league game tonight and will probably miss the second half of the derby :(

Does anyone know if it'll be available on MLB.tv immediately afterwards? I'd like to watch it when I get home.

* # ? Jul 16, 2018 17:37
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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I'll predict Aguilar, Schwarber, Freeman, and Javy all advance, with Schwarber beating Freeman in the finals.

* # ? Jul 16, 2018 17:44
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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Over under on how many balls Javy whiffs on set at 3.

* # ? Jul 16, 2018 17:49
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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People are always worried about players loving up their swing when they participate in the derby, but Javy swings as hard as humanly possible in regular games, so I'm not concerned.

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Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

People are always worried about players loving up their swing when they participate in the derby, but Javy swings as hard as humanly possible in regular games, so I'm not concerned.

Yeah but he normally only sees 3 pitches in an at bat.




I'm rooting for Rhys Hoskins in the Derby and Trout in the ASG and thats it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgFyi74DVjc

* # ? Jul 16, 2018 21:04
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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 Schwarbs v. Javy in the finals, which Kyle wins via injury default after Javy's arms fly off with his bat on his fifth swing

then the video of Kyle Schwarber: High School Show Choir Member plays on the television and he leads everyone to the White House lawn where a giant party breaks out in celebration of Donald Trump being in Europe during the All Star Break

* # ? Jul 16, 2018 21:25
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iospace
Jan 19, 2038

Poque posted:

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:same:

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 I feel like there should be at least 4x the amount of BACK BACK BACKs.

* # ? Jul 16, 2018 23:58
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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Cant wait to see yet another National not get out of the first round

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 00:03
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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Kirios posted:

I feel like there should be at least 4x the amount of BACK BACK BACKs.

There were but then I edited it out for being obnoxious

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 00:06
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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I'm extremely hype for this home run derby. I hope my boys do well.

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 00:13
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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010

Poque posted:

There were but then I edited it out for being obnoxious

Kinda the point tho

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


 I just want some massive dongs

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 00:28
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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Wow just heard that members of the Braves bullpen will be pitching to all the contestants tonight

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 00:31
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Cant wait to see yet another National not get out of the first round

Freddie is +170 in the first round so get that bet in while you still can

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 00:33
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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Freddie is +170 in the first round so get that bet in while you still can

Up to +185, worth a flyer i guess

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


 Do we have to jack off the military?

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 00:42
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New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

iospace posted:

Do we have to jack off the military?

That's called a "retrofit" in the mil-ind biz

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Gerrit Cole should be the one pitching to Schwarber.

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 00:56
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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
gently caress Mark Teixeira

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 00:57
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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


 I mortgaged my house betting on Javy for this thing I swear to god my entire life has been a comedy of errors but this STOPS NOW

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 00:57
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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Is espn the only channel to watch this?

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 00:58
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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Miz Kriss posted:

Is espn the only channel to watch this?
Don't worry, it's also on ESPN News.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮
For a second, I thought someone got shot.

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Jesus that Breaking News cutaway had me going for a second

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 00:59
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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

 OH MY GOD gently caress THIS FAKE NEWS BREAK INTRO

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 00:59
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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Jesus that Breaking News cutaway had me going for a second
I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD OR SOMETHING

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 00:59
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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Official stream here for free.

https://www.mlb.com/video/live-t-mobile-home-run-derby/c-2258082983?tid=187525564

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Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
 I thought David Muir was about to drop the piss tape but its just a cute Washington DC intro instead

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
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This DJ sucks

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 01:01
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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
lol, this dj

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 01:02
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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Leave it to the Nats to make this lame as hell

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
those half dip bats are dope, I want one.

* # ? Jul 17, 2018 01:02
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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 wait if Javy has more HR than Schwarbs, why is he a lower seed?

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


 this music loving blows what the hell is this

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