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Oi, wrong thread But lets say I made a compact with the skeleton council for a great prize in pussy and now my skeleton is no longer mine to control
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 21:55 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 20:29 |
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Zzulu posted:Oi, wrong thread I saw it. Swede. Way to go.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 21:56 |
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I’ve been with a lot of gross fat chicks from Craigslist. They’d send bad pictures and didn’t even meet those lowered expectations. I ended up turning down sex a few times they was so ugly. Yikes
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:01 |
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Called my then GF the someone else's name......
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:25 |
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Actual content: I agreed to a threesome with a gay man and a straight woman. It was pretty unpleasant. Those two types of people should not be on the same junk at the same time. It becomes kind of catty.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:29 |
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Went on a tinder date & definitely got catfished (did NOT bone down) Actually, the stupidest thing I did was pull my pants down at a potluck. I was extremely drunk with my gf at the time, and we went into the kitchen of her friend's house for more punch or something. I pulled my pants down and tried to get her to suck me off in the kitchen lol! I don't even remember doing it, she told me later, but thankfully no one else saw. Oh wait, I guess the stupidest thing I did was have sex with the same girl in a public park. We had already broken up by then because we had this terrible positive feedback loop of encouraging each others' bad habits, but I went tubing with her, a couple of her friends, and her new bf. I snorted a bump of heroin on the way to the river, and we all got very, very drunk while tubing. Everyone gets split up and the two of us end up walking back to the car through the park. Anyway she starts kissing on me and wind up sucking & loving all over the park.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:32 |
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Nothing. Doing nothing is a stupid response to blue balls.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:35 |
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Post in this thread.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:37 |
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Kuato posted:I’ve been with a lot of gross fat chicks from Craigslist. They’d send bad pictures and didn’t even meet those lowered expectations. I ended up turning down sex a few times they was so ugly. Yikes I was meeting local girls on aol right around when it got popular. Randomly messaging locals worked surprisingly often back then. Hardly anyone had a digital camera or a scanned photo. I had to toss quite a few back.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:37 |
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my sister has moved into ym flat for a couple of months and her best friend is coming to stay this weekend and apparently wants to gently caress me so it might have changed by next week
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:42 |
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Literally A Person posted:Proceeded to cut a hole in a muskmelon with a paring knife. Microwaved the melon for approximately two minutes. Removed the melon from the microwave and hosed it. You've been talking a lot about loving food and throwing it out lately. Are you eating okay?
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:42 |
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when i was 13 i had a wank while watching sabrina the teenage witch because aunt zelda
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:42 |
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Jose posted:my sister has moved into ym flat for a couple of months and her best friend is coming to stay this weekend and apparently wants to gently caress me so it might have changed by next week hell yeah
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:43 |
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Leroy Dennui posted:You've been talking a lot about loving food and throwing it out lately. Are you eating okay? I've been reaching out for so long and finally someone throws me a life preserver to keep me afloat in this tempest of emotions I'm dealing with. Thank you, goon.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:44 |
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Not masturbating to get the evil out of me as soon as possible.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:45 |
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I dated a sweet Christian girl for 3 years that i had nothing in common with. 2.5 years of blue balls before we finally hosed then she dumped me 6 months later. What a waste of time.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:46 |
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BuckarooBanzai posted:I dated a sweet Christian girl for 3 years that i had nothing in common with. 2.5 years of blue balls before we finally hosed then she dumped me 6 months later. What a waste of time. When I was a senior in high school I found myself in a relationship with someone who was not having sex. The solution then was to just bone other people. All in all it really worked out well.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:47 |
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BuckarooBanzai posted:I dated a sweet Christian girl for 3 years that i had nothing in common with. 2.5 years of blue balls before we finally hosed then she dumped me 6 months later. What a waste of time. Lol one of my friends at uni pretended to be a Christian for 3 years while he was in a relationship and loving a vicars daughter
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:47 |
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BuckarooBanzai posted:I dated a sweet Christian girl for 3 years that i had nothing in common with. 2.5 years of blue balls before we finally hosed then she dumped me 6 months later. What a waste of time. lmao
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:49 |
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BuckarooBanzai posted:I dated a sweet Christian girl for 3 years that i had nothing in common with. 2.5 years of blue balls before we finally hosed then she dumped me 6 months later. What a waste of time. I've done some dumb poo poo for sex but I never would have made it 2.5 years. That's impressive.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:50 |
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Literally A Person posted:The solution then was to just bone other people. Yeah it turns out that was the solution for me too. Who knew?
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:51 |
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When I was like 13 I jerked off while Schindler's List was on, mind you I wasn't jerking off to Schinder's List but I had my laptop and was jerking off and Schinder's List was on the TV while I was jerking off
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:54 |
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BuckarooBanzai posted:Yeah it turns out that was the solution for me too. Who knew? No no. I meant while you were dating her.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:55 |
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Siljmonster posted:hosed your mom Came here to shitpost this but was obviouly beaten by the first post While Im here for content I got super horny while driving once so pulled into a layby and beat my salami
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 23:02 |
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get me HQ! posted:When I was like 13 I jerked off while Schindler's List was on, mind you I wasn't jerking off to Schinder's List but I had my laptop and was jerking off and Schinder's List was on the TV while I was jerking off if this counts then
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 23:02 |
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If I actually came clean about what I've jerked off to there would be a congressional hearing on the contents of this thread. Maybe we just don't go there.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 23:07 |
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Nurge posted:If I actually came clean about what I've jerked off to there would be a congressional hearing on the contents of this thread. Maybe we just don't go there. That's normal. Just because we fantasize about something DOES NOT mean we want to do it in real life. mostly
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 23:11 |
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spinderella posted:That's normal. Just because we fantasize about something DOES NOT mean we want to do it in real life. :lmdbo:
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 23:16 |
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Deciding a threesome is a good idea. Turns out its actually work.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 23:33 |
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Jose posted:when i was 13 i had a wank while watching sabrina the teenage witch because aunt zelda That's just normal tbqh
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 23:39 |
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esperterra posted:That's just normal tbqh Agreed. Such a MILF.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:16 |
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Malthuras posted:Deciding a threesome is a good idea. Turns out its actually work. It gets easier with more people. Just do it sex pyramid scheme style
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:17 |
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Literally A Person posted:I've been reaching out for so long and finally someone throws me a life preserver to keep me afloat in this tempest of emotions I'm dealing with. No problem, always happy to help! It's perfectly healthy to have foodsexual proclivities as long as you're getting enough nutrition regardless. For vegetarians and vegans especially, it can be actually beneficial to eat hosed foods; if you can't stand the taste of your spunk but feel guilty about wasting your food, you can always give it to the homeless (just be sure to stay up-to-date on STD testing!).
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:22 |
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Leroy Dennui posted:No problem, always happy to help! It's perfectly healthy to have foodsexual proclivities as long as you're getting enough nutrition regardless. For vegetarians and vegans especially, it can be actually beneficial to eat hosed foods; if you can't stand the taste of your spunk but feel guilty about wasting your food, you can always give it to the homeless (just be sure to stay up-to-date on STD testing!). Nature'sHarvest.txt
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:26 |
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i nutted in my wife last week and i really hope she didnt get pregnant lol
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:43 |
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Nooner posted:i nutted in my wife last week and i really hope she didnt get pregnant lol
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:44 |
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I nutted in your wife just the other day as well
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:45 |
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Collapsing Farts posted:I nutted in your wife just the other day as well
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:57 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Did it feel good to finish in another man's hand? Jesus Christ.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:59 |
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WatermelonGun posted:grindr lol this + wasting a day trying to find someone to hook up with and then jerking off before actually meeting anyone and feeling even more unfulfilled than a hook up would leave me feeling lol FactsAreUseless posted:Did it feel good to finish in another man's hand? just ban them dude. jesus.
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