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teen 1: *reaches for data spool* teen 2: dont touch that autoloader!! teen 1: *shrieks* teen 3: billys intestines!!
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Bonzi Buddy leaps from the computer into the real world.
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Jul 17, 2018 01:18
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Teen one: omg what the happen to x Teen two: I don't know he's loving gone Teen who is missing: video turns on for just a second you see a shadow figure and they say "having fun yet" and. Camera cuts out Teen one: gently caress this I'm leaving Teen two: don't leave they will loving kill you Teen one: gently caress this, leaves camera view screams and blood sprays across the camera view. Teen one: I'm calling the cops! Cops: Show up to the house Teen one: omg both cops are loving dead!!! Shadow figure: you're next! The paperclip from Microsoft word murders three people. Someone says: I heard you can get drugs on the darkweb
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Jul 17, 2018 01:23
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Opening shot: * camera follows close-up of a cursor arrow sloooooly moving up and to the right, ominous music.... * new Incognito Window
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Jul 17, 2018 01:23
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teen: *pulling back from microfiche machine* ive been dead the whole movie
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Jul 17, 2018 01:23
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Viking Blood posted:Opening shot:
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Jul 17, 2018 01:25
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PewDiePie but he makes you die
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Jul 17, 2018 01:26
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Sid Vicious posted:PewDiePie but he makes you die Watching his videos make me want to die does that count?
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Jul 17, 2018 01:27
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One of them does a code edit on the fly exposing the killers webcam!
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Jul 17, 2018 01:28
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Everything is JavaScript, and they don't have a script blocker.
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Jul 17, 2018 01:30
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the twist ending is the dude from vsauce was in the closet the whole time he jumps out after the credits
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Jul 17, 2018 01:33
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When the stalked teenagers beg their geek friend for help he instinctively smashes all their phones to avoid location tracking, much to their chagrin! Someone unplugs a computer but seconds later the monitor blasts them with a face-melting hadoken The killer's avatar is Goku but in a shocking twist Goku avatar is not the killer, it's the guy with a Vegeta avatar At least once in the movie, someone has to explain why another character can't eat the cookies Hairy Right Hook fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Jul 17, 2018 |
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Jul 17, 2018 01:44
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VikingSkull posted:the twist ending is the dude from vsauce was in the closet the whole time I love this guy
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Jul 17, 2018 01:45
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A man hands off important  via secure skateboard dropA mentally challenged groundskeeper rides a wheelchair into cyberspace where he promptly becomes god A young boy teams up with all the video games to defeat an evil corporation (in VR!) John Travolta tells Wolverine to "hack faster!" as he puts a gun to his head but Wolverine is too focused on Storm's tits to really concentrate Diane Lane has her car hacked
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Jul 17, 2018 01:55
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this mousepad was built on...an indian burial ground
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Jul 17, 2018 01:56
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The only good spooky internet movie is Pulse. But never Pulse 2 it was real bad
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Jul 17, 2018 01:57
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A ghost keeps typing messages on your friends Discord but it just spams
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Jul 17, 2018 01:57
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The mysterious computer files are going to be thousands of jpegs of Qanon posts that the main character gets really big into so he starts sending pizzagate poo poo to all of his friends and family and they disown him. The Dark Web turns out to be a group of serial killers, rapists and general ne'er-do-wells to abduct the cast one by one and send them videos of their friends being killed.
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Jul 17, 2018 01:59
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turn off the TV posted:The Dark Web turns out to be a group of serial killers, rapists and general ne'er-do-wells to abduct the cast one by one and send them videos of their friends being killed. This is the plot of another movie that's actually pretty decent imo the Den
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Jul 17, 2018 02:02
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A ghost slides into a young woman's DM's
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Jul 17, 2018 02:02
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A pimply young man struggles to find to find the appropriate proprietary cable before it's too late!
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Jul 17, 2018 02:06
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more like dork web
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Jul 17, 2018 02:06
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Macasaurus posted:more like dork web this post is a veritable hot plate. fingers, beware.
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Jul 17, 2018 02:07
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the main character is forced to leave their house and recoils in horror at the sight of the sun
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Jul 17, 2018 02:08
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the dark web is actually just linkedin for ghosts so when you die thats where you go
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Jul 17, 2018 02:09
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Someone is using their laptop on the toilet when they attacked from THE BENDYMAN and forced to kill his famil
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Jul 17, 2018 02:10
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Orkin Mang posted:her chain email is from, a bunch of dead guys who were in a chaingang & died of cotton foot i saw a movie where if you got a chain email and didnt forward it, a guy came to your house and killed you with chains starring keith david
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Jul 17, 2018 02:12
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KiteAuraan posted:Bonzi Buddy leaps from the computer into the real world. Too scary!!!!!! I hate to spoil the fun but I just remembered the ultimate world wide web horror film has already been made oh dope posted:I feel like poo poo even posting this. It's like Critters or Hobgoblins but the monsters are dipshits "doing memes" in multicolor tights
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Jul 17, 2018 02:13
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On the dark web Facebook, when you unfriend someone on the site... they're unfriended in real life too!
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Jul 17, 2018 02:14
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When riding in a voice-controlled bus someone tells it to slow down below 50 mph and it says "sorry I can't do that" like in that one movie
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Jul 17, 2018 02:15
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'only the teen with no friends can save us now, from this hell'
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Jul 17, 2018 02:15
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*wears battery pack & waves around antenna* 'im picking up some vocal fry near the haunted foodtruck'
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Jul 17, 2018 02:17
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cody mcgurk is a burned out youtube superstar who goes on a retreat with his friends to a cabin to escape the daily grind for a week little does he know..... the cabin is in aspen and it has wifi
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Jul 17, 2018 02:18
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The deep web hacker assassins use animal names and have scary voice filters but one of them has a goofy one. The movie ends with the entire cast dead and after a fade to black another person is shown being lured into the deep web trap. One of the friends sets the rest of the cast up as part of their initiation to the dark web murder circle. They talk about finding websites where they can buy child porn, guns and drugs. There will be an explanation of the word "cryptocurrency."
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Jul 17, 2018 02:20
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turn off the TV posted:The deep web hacker assassins use animal names and have scary voice filters but one of them has a goofy one. Heavily featuring the phrase "the blockchain"
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Jul 17, 2018 02:21
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they try to hire a hacker to hack the ghost
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Jul 17, 2018 02:22
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Sid Vicious posted:Heavily featuring the phrase "the blockchain" The next block in the chain... is us...
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Jul 17, 2018 02:22
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the teens find out that theres a contest on the internet where you can vote for someone you dont like to die and the person who gets the most votes is then killed by robot bees. the twist at the end is that everyone who voted for someone to die is then killed by robot bees. this is an evil genius's plan to get revenge on trolls for some reason. nvm thats way too stupid to be the actual plot of something
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Jul 17, 2018 02:22
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Jon Joe posted:they try to hire a hacker to hack the ghost but they end up getting hacked...to pieces
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the hacker who hacks the ghost gets hacked by the ghost and then dies
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