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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Dark web hacks deviant art and horribly drawn fetishes get rendered in real space and it's all body horror and diapers.

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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
a sentient captcha threatens the world unless a diverse team of scrappy kids can figure out what it says

Dorothy Lynch
Jul 3, 2018
Character gets a Comcast bill.

reads "Youre Next!" in blood next to a bitcoin address

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


A large lesbian black woman from up north hacks their computers Nd makes a bad frog appear!

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
A character orders weed off the dark web and when they go to light it, it explodes

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Two characters cyber and then one of them goes silent and then starts talking again and it's the ghost

Dorothy Lynch
Jul 3, 2018
Protagonist finds out that the blockchain is actually run through the murder of teenagers

Dorothy Lynch fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Jul 17, 2018

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Someone is in a group snapchat Nd one of the people is just always typing they never send a message but it always says that they're typing and I hate you Mario stop doing this

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Grainy effect filter even though that's not how webcams work

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Jon Joe posted:

Grainy effect filter even though that's not how webcams work

Maybe if you've got fiber internet it doesn't

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



The smart, handsome, computer literate teenager replaces all of his cables with monster cables, unaware of just how truly monstrous they really are...

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
"ok enhance the photo again... and enhance... enhance... enhance..."

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
one of the protagonists is a gorgeous blond girl but because she wears glasses everyone thinks she is ugly

she is the only one to survive

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
I like the part in the trailer for the first movie where a fat guy gets his hand stuck in a blender.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Logan Paul reference

Dorothy Lynch
Jul 3, 2018
Protagonist finds out the murderous ghost was a former Vine star.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Dorothy Lynch posted:

Protagonist finds out the murderous ghost was a former Vine star.

i must have revenge, for the downfall of vine

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
A character says the phrase "dank meme"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The Dark Web is accessible via a web page that says “Dark Web” in a spooky font and has animated GIFs of some skulls.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Super Grocery Kart posted:

The Dark Web is accessible via a web page that says “Dark Web” in a spooky font and has animated GIFs of some skulls.

A character's clueless parent accidentally accesses the dark web when they snoop their child's computer

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
teen: 'this floppy disk..its so brittle'
teen2: 'an ancient curse'
teen3: 'is that a thing?'

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Linux Pirate posted:

Dark web hacks deviant art and horribly drawn fetishes get rendered in real space and it's all body horror and diapers.

David Cronenberg presents: Unfriended: Dark Web

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

A sexual deviant streams so much porn it opens a gateway to the netherworld and releases gruesome beings in Hell Brazzers

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Will Sasso spits out some lemons buy this time they're deadly lemons

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

just as all seems lost the creepy old man next door who the kids have pulled pranks on their whole life bursts through the firewall and traps the demon in his old BBS

it spends the rest of eternity watching pictures render pixelated line by pixelated line before it freezes at the nipples over and over

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Teen trips over an Ethernet cable and dies.

*light on network interface controller blinks ominously*

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


User starts by slowly cramming first the mouse cord and then the entire mouse down his urethra, followed by the keyboard...

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

a mysterious cloak posted:

User starts by slowly cramming first the mouse cord and then the entire mouse down his urethra, followed by the keyboard...

....PLEASE.....KILL MEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

the mouse stops responding and when they turn the little cover a quarter turn clockwise to clean out the track ball out comes cockroaches then mom turns on the light and then theres no cockroaches and the mouse ball is covered in keyboard goop

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
a computer gamer is having trouble with his joystick. no matter how many times he calibrates it, the deadzone is always slightly forward and to the right. This is because all CH products are actually cursed.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
The ghost is actually an AI

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

It's late at night, one of the main characters is the only one on their Discord server. Suddenly, an ominous message appears at the bottom of the screen,

Several people are typing...

Suddenly, texts from users not on the server start appearing, saying things like "OOOOOOOOOOO" or "AUUUUGH!" Their avatars, all badly drawn cartoon ghosts.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

gleebster posted:

Someone's wifi signal is weak.

Girl One: "He's called the Wifi Killer. He blocks out all the wifi except for himself, so the closer you get to the killer, the better your wifi is, but the further away you are, the less internet you have."

Girl Two: "OH hey! I just got Full bars. Now I get to hear my jams."

Mumble rap plays.

Girl Two then gets a machete through the head.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
A character inspects elements on a dark web page, only to find an ASCII pentagram

Healthy Nut Snack
Mar 23, 2016
A seemingly innocuous website that has subsections for things like pedophilia, beastiality, and snuff.


edit: sorry thought I was in the Reddit thread

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
maybe the movie could be called c++... and on the poster the +s are crooked graves, in an abandoned graveyard.... and the c is the crescent moon of islam

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Stoner kid finds the “Dank Web”.

* gets high in his room while all of his friends die horribly*

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Unfriended: The Intellectual Dark Web

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
the evil ai transports everyone to the fortnight dimension where they have to fight to the death in ridiculous costumes

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super mario batali
Aug 1, 2013

Dice-a the Mushroom
Grimey Drawer

Sid Vicious posted:

Someone is in a group snapchat Nd one of the people is just always typing they never send a message but it always says that they're typing and I hate you Mario stop doing this

Thats how long my penis is

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