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Mrs. Smith: "Wait, so you're telling me there's ANOTHER internet? The dark web, as you call it?" Timmy Smith: "Yeah Mom. It's full of.... dark stuff. Drugs and sex and other things I don't even want to talk about. And I think it's coming to kill me!" Mrs. Smith: "Timmy, go to bed. You've been up all night studying for a test, you've drank God knows how many Mountain Dews, and you're hallucinating! Let's just unplug this computer, okay?" Timmy Smith: "Okay Mom, thanks. You're right, I've just been under a lot of stress lately." *Timmy falls asleep with the computer unplugged. Suddenly, he's jolted out of a sound rest by the sound of his computer booting up* "Wha..... Mom? Is that you?" *He looks over, realizes the computer is still unplugged! The screen is black, and white text appears, as if being furiously typed by an invisible pair of hands!* HELLO TIMMY. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE DARK WEB. WE HAVE YOUR FACE, YOUR NAME, YOUR CREDIT CARDS. WE ARE NOW SENDING YOUR PORNOGRAPHY SEARCHES TO EVERYONE IN YOUR CLASSROOM. WE HAVE CALLED YOUR GRANDMA, SHE KNOWS YOU SEARCHED FOR "GUSHING GRANNIES". *That morning, Mrs. Smith goes to wake up Timmy. She finds him hanging from a ceiling fan* "OH GOD NO THE INTERNET!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *pan over to the computer, now displaying a webpage entitled "So you want to kill yourself"*
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Jul 17, 2018 13:39
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somebody says "I'm in"
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Jul 17, 2018 14:02
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A mexican stereotype chokes someone to death with tacos while a comic relief character poops his pants
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Jul 17, 2018 14:06
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It turns out that Orkut wasn't discontinued; it just went underground. Now a brave band of Kurdish nerds will have to fight this shadowy Turkish menace.
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Jul 18, 2018 00:46
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One of the main character's has a hearing aid. The killer hacks its firmware to use it as a tor exit node, which makes the authorities believe the kid is the real killer.
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Jul 18, 2018 00:57
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Loky11 posted:somebody says "I'm in" Somebody shouts "log off!!!"
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Jul 18, 2018 00:57
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Someone else shouts "We're being counter-hacked!"
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maybe theres a scene where hes playing f/18 hornet on the new lc3 and just before a missile blows up his f/18 hornet the ghost saves the game....he reloads & reloads but the missile always hits....and its the only save game he has....and his mom is a witch....
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Orkin Mang posted:maybe theres a scene where hes playing f/18 hornet on the new lc3 and just before a missile blows up his f/18 hornet the ghost saves the game....he reloads & reloads but the missile always hits....and its the only save game he has....and his mom is a witch....
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Jul 18, 2018 01:05
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the nerd gamer of the group is strapped to a chair as the RGB lighting in his gaming rig is supercharged by the ghost, cutting him to pieces like a rainbow colored laser knife
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Jul 18, 2018 01:13
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the witch could cast find familiar: big wet palm and spank those naughty wizkids
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Jul 18, 2018 01:14
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VikingSkull posted:the nerd gamer of the group is strapped to a chair as the RGB lighting in his gaming rig is supercharged by the ghost, cutting him to pieces like a rainbow colored laser knife a gamer kid gets branded with the BioHazard shaped power supply fan cover.
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Jul 18, 2018 01:15
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his winter mittens is actually....power gloves, and....only they can spank the... ectoplasm of the ghost rear end.... the film is set in some sort of lan cabin, if they still have those
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Jul 18, 2018 01:17
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Orkin Mang posted:his winter mittens is actually....power gloves, and....only they can spank the... ectoplasm of the ghost rear end.... the film is set in some sort of lan cabin, if they still have those
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Jul 18, 2018 01:24
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They're trying to guess someone's password and they're trying all the usual ones like password and 12344321 and they finally get in and the real password is cuckcuckimgay
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Jul 18, 2018 01:57
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Orkin Mang posted:this mousepad was built on...an indian burial ground
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Jul 18, 2018 02:14
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the extreme nerd kid has an unusual hand made computer running an exotic os they see him booting up but can this creep really be trusted to help!?
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Jul 18, 2018 02:15
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Sid Vicious posted:They're trying to guess someone's password and they're trying all the usual ones like password and 12344321 and they finally get in and the real password is cuckcuckimgay I AM A loving MORONI AM A loving MORONI AM OBSESSED WITH MY SEXUALITY
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Leroy Dennui posted:I AM A loving MORONI AM A loving MORONI AM OBSESSED WITH MY SEXUALITY Lmfao I miss it
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a lot of evil websites and chats that have red text on black backgrounds
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Jul 18, 2018 02:30
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Lowtax posted:I'm reading your posts and there's tuba music playing on the television and it's very appropriate and fun the theme music could be a johncarpenter inspired tubascape, for a dread atmosphere. and if u listen to it backwards,it tells you to take drugs to school
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Jul 18, 2018 05:02
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Lowtax posted:Somebody shouts "log off!!!" We will definitely see someone violently unplug their computer to stop the hacking/corruption/ghosts/etc. from taking over
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Jul 18, 2018 05:16
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A fat character downloads child pornography, and in an ironic twist, gets hosed to death by a mob of children. Someone films it, and it becomes it's own new genre of child pornography.
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Jul 18, 2018 05:24
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A guy thinks he's going on a date with a beautiful woman he met online, but it turns out to be a meat grinder that kills him and sucks out his soul. Strangely enough this does not involve the killer
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Jul 18, 2018 05:25
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Orkin Mang posted:a johncarpenter inspired tubascape Mods?? Please?
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Jul 18, 2018 11:34
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A very tense scene where a character waits for Norton Antivirus to finish a full system scan to delete the evil ghost virus, while some sort of giant blob monster slowly creeps toward him.
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Jul 18, 2018 12:54
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The very end of the movie, the bad guys are getting caught by the authorities and one of them is yelling and berating the other one for getting caught due to the antics of the other. "No more! No more of this masked sadist poo poo! You hear me! We're all sick to death of this!" Almost crying, the masked fat torture porn deviant goes, "It's alright, because I always wanted to be... HARRY PLINKETT!" The camera changes angles and it's Rich Evans and everyone starts laughing as a blooper reel involving the cast flubbing during the most horrific and depraved scenes of the film starts playing while everyone breaks down laughing.
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Jul 18, 2018 13:03
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they buy weed off the internet and it turns out to just be a bag of human hair. but later they find out the hair is from their murdered friend.
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Jul 18, 2018 13:15
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they make a thread on the awful forums trying to find their murdered friend but it gets gassed and then zdr gives them forums cancer and permaprobes them... terrifying.
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Jul 18, 2018 13:16
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the mom asks "can't you just switch the dark web off" the hacker says "no it doesn't work that way" then the cool character says "ok but what if the dark web has it's own dark web. like a darker web?" and everyone goes silent and then the hacker turns to him and says "holy poo poo, that might just work"
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The teens watching the snuff videos are sick of them taking so long and are posting a bunch of harassing messages like, "Just kill that bitch arleady gently caress dude i got school in the moring." The killers and the teens then get involved in a 60 minute long IM flame war with one another about netiquitte and learning to use the the internet while we hear the victim sobbing in the background and eventually crying themselves to sleep. The killers then trolls the audience with an 'Up Yours, I'm not even going to kill her tonight! I'm going to just let her go because none of you deserve this!" The teens watching then call him a punk and a fake.
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Did any predictions turn out to be right?
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Jul 26, 2018 12:00
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the kids try to buy drugs with bitcoints but a hand comes out of the monitor and grabs them
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Jul 26, 2018 13:05
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Sid Vicious posted:It was a really bad movie but have you checked our The Den, it's a similar premise in that most of it is filmed via webcam but it's an actually legitimately good and deeply disturbing movie, and it's already about the Dark Web! I'll probably watch this movie tooeven though I hated the first one, and honestly I only hated the first one because of the absurd total garbage ending. The Den is a good movie
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olives black posted:The Den is a good movie I meant Unfriended was a bad movie I literally described The Den as really good
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Jul 26, 2018 14:35
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A jock finishes his morning workout and looks at his FitBit to check his heart rate. But the Cyber Ghost hacks it so it says his heart rate is 0! and then the jock dies
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Jul 26, 2018 15:46
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chrome is saying this website has an invalid certificate... i'm sure it's fiOH NO!!!
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*a young teenager, his room completely dark except for the glow of the computer screen, logs onto a pornographic website* "Woah, this ad says if I click it, I'll reach the dark web porn site and find a whole new level of pleasure? Let me click that!" *suddenly, a demonic claw reaches out from the screen and pulls the kid in. A bunch of 1s and 0s fade off of the screen. The kid finds himself in a digital hellscape - towers of broken computer monitors, cords wrapped around dead trees, mousepads littering every inch of the ground.* "Oh no, oh no this isn't what I wanted. drat IT THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *out of the shadows comes the Digital Dominatrix. She wears a leather trenchcoat and cool sunglasses that are round. Her hair has streaks of purple in it, like most hackers. She's wearing leather boots with spiked heels.* "Welcome to my domain. Welcome.... to the DARK WEB!!!!"
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Someone goes into VR and starts making fun of the monster but then the monster kills them in the game...and in real life!
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