code:

    private static class ShutUpLeaveMeAloneYoureNotMyRealDad extends PrintStream
    {
        ShutUpLeaveMeAloneYoureNotMyRealDad(PrintStream out)
        {
            super(out);
        }

        @Override
        public void println(String x)
        {
            switch (x) {
            case "REMEMBER: The numbers below are just data. To gain reusable insights, you need to follow up on":
            case "why the numbers are the way they are. Use profilers (see -prof, -lprof), design factorial":
            case "experiments, perform baseline and negative tests that provide experimental control, make sure":
            case "the benchmarking environment is safe on JVM/OS/HW level, ask for reviews from the domain experts.":
            case "Do not assume the numbers tell you what you want them to tell.":
                break;
            default:
                super.println(x);
            }
        }
    }