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It took me a little over a year, but this programming baby finally broke the baseline.
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jblow's best friend is Casey Muratori A dude who I'm convinced hates computers more than mr blow, but is smart enough to know that making his own language won't solve jack squat. elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Sep 17, 2018 |
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I like vim, and I like vs studio 2017 since it has cmake support. Clion has it too but the performance is pretty loving bad, and I've had projects get hosed, or switching cmake projects not even work properly. Worse off, the mother fucker straight up freezes and sometimes crashes when loading a medium to large project such as my homebrew Leisure Suit Larry Remastered VR game. I think it has to do with the fact that it generates project info based on your cmake everytime it launches or gets updated, where vs studio doesn't look at your script until it's time to build. I do wish vs had better support for cmake projects within the IDE (like clion), but that probably won't happen. elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Sep 24, 2018 |
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Sep 24, 2018 19:11
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Hopefully this will be the Perma Death of Java one less language to worry about Next up on the kill list: OpenJDK
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Sep 26, 2018 15:16
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scope creep
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Sep 27, 2018 14:39
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Kilometres Davis posted:What's happening with Jonathan's Blowlang?
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Oct 5, 2018 16:35
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Boiled Water posted:they can’t, not after the chat bot link?
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Oct 8, 2018 19:05
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Boiled Water posted:tay the bot oh that I thought the op was talking about some bot notch wrote and the source that was released contained a bunch of poo poo lol
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Oct 9, 2018 12:12
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Leave before you even hit 8 hours.
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Nov 2, 2018 16:28
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ratbert.log still goin strong lol
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My favorite feature of infinite scrolling is when you visit another page and then try and hit the back or forward button, it doesn't even have the courtesy of remembering the loving spot on the page you were at.
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c++ is too hard
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Nov 30, 2018 04:49
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Did someone say safety critical software? Aka re-inventing the wheel because the std lib or your gitbro's messaging lib violate 200 MISRA rules?
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I wonder if FartFactory, ButtBuilder, PenisPrototype, and OrificeObserver have been used in the medical software world.
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Dec 7, 2018 19:20
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redleader posted:lol if you write anything other than c++20 I recently had the luxury of moving to C++03 at work.
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Dec 9, 2018 20:27
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Mocking and fixtures help, but if you don't have those tools then yeah making unit testable things is pretty drat hard. One thing I like about Java is the great mocking libraries available. It blows my mind that poo poo like that isn't anywhere close to what we have for C++. More often than not it ends up being "Just make every function virtual lol" or making interfaces/templates for everything so you can pump in a test specific function.
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gonadic io posted:Well I mean this is java's approach soooo I terrible elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Jan 11, 2019 |
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Jan 11, 2019 19:41
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congratbert90
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Jan 18, 2019 18:59
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Does dev on the Linux mean the same thing as knowing the Linux?
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Jan 18, 2019 19:31
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ratbert90 posted:C++20 gonna be niiicee Not too loud Some devs will fire back on how modern c++ is unreadable trash, then brag about how the software they write is too complex for unit tests.
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Jan 18, 2019 19:55
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get your passwords tattooed onto your body have your bang bus membership hiding in plain sight
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Feb 14, 2019 19:33
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roll your own crypto.
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Feb 21, 2019 18:20
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The real fun begins when you have to come up with your own string implementation.
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ctps: implementing design patterns using c macros
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Apr 15, 2019 16:51
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animist posted:https://github.com/orangeduck/Cello pls don't give me ideas
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code:e: code:elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Apr 15, 2019 |
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Apr 15, 2019 22:53
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writing setup scripts in bash like its 2019
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May 23, 2019 18:55
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but it only takes a woman 20 lines to write something equivalent.
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JPU
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Krankenstyle posted:gently caress this Me when I tried to learn how to use vcpkg this week
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being the lazy dev that i am, i’d look for a java to sdl library instead since a few modern ports use that for graphics and input.
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Nov 8, 2019 15:49
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barkbell posted:i suck at programming I cant believe someone hired me lol club dues are to be paid the first of the month
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Dec 19, 2019 01:27
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julian date format also biden thinks you program computer by shoveling coal into it.
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Dec 31, 2019 15:40
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what problem was xml designed to solve?
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It would be more Xtreme if it wasn't human readable
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Apr 10, 2020 21:20
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joined the 6 figgie club last week, also the twitter tech bro peanut gallery club that comes along with it.
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Our product owners don't make stories so hey, uh there's also no work to prioritize! Sprint planning is basically "hey what are you already working on? Ok try to have that finished by the end of the sprint". Testing? Optional. lol.
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I'm the 2000 line long json parsing function
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ctps: ready to quit the new job senior engineers straight up copy code from other repos then scratch their heads when customers tell us poo poo just broke when one of the repos changes and we push builds out prod code has absolutely no testing yet plays a role in life or death situations managers never say no to customer requests no direct IT or qa support so our team has the luxury of standing up all hardware and doing metrics collection for the customer. none of which is automated every bug that crops up (which there are a lot of) must be fixed and shipped immediately without any testing, even if it’s not critical hey at least the figgies are good
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