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elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
It took me a little over a year, but this programming baby finally broke the baseline.

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elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
jblow's best friend is Casey Muratori

A dude who I'm convinced hates computers more than mr blow, but is smart enough to know that making his own language won't solve jack squat.

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Sep 17, 2018

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
I like vim, and I like vs studio 2017 since it has cmake support.

Clion has it too but the performance is pretty loving bad, and I've had projects get hosed, or switching cmake projects not even work properly. Worse off, the mother fucker straight up freezes and sometimes crashes when loading a medium to large project such as my homebrew Leisure Suit Larry Remastered VR game.

I think it has to do with the fact that it generates project info based on your cmake everytime it launches or gets updated, where vs studio doesn't look at your script until it's time to build. I do wish vs had better support for cmake projects within the IDE (like clion), but that probably won't happen.

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Sep 24, 2018

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Hopefully this will be the Perma Death of Java

one less language to worry about

Next up on the kill list: OpenJDK

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
scope creep

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Kilometres Davis posted:

What's happening with Jonathan's Blowlang?

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Boiled Water posted:

they can’t, not after the chat bot

link?

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

oh that

I thought the op was talking about some bot notch wrote and the source that was released contained a bunch of poo poo lol

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Leave before you even hit 8 hours.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
ratbert.log still goin strong

lol

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
INFINITE SCROLLING

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
My favorite feature of infinite scrolling is when you visit another page and then try and hit the back or forward button, it doesn't even have the courtesy of remembering the loving spot on the page you were at.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
c++ is too hard

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Nov 30, 2018

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Did someone say safety critical software? Aka re-inventing the wheel because the std lib or your gitbro's messaging lib violate 200 MISRA rules?

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
I wonder if FartFactory, ButtBuilder, PenisPrototype, and OrificeObserver have been used in the medical software world.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

redleader posted:

lol if you write anything other than c++20

I recently had the luxury of moving to C++03 at work.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Mocking and fixtures help, but if you don't have those tools then yeah making unit testable things is pretty drat hard.

One thing I like about Java is the great mocking libraries available. It blows my mind that poo poo like that isn't anywhere close to what we have for C++. More often than not it ends up being "Just make every function virtual lol" or making interfaces/templates for everything so you can pump in a test specific function.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

gonadic io posted:

Well I mean this is java's approach soooo

I terrible

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Jan 11, 2019

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
congratbert90

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Does dev on the Linux mean the same thing as knowing the Linux?

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

ratbert90 posted:

C++20 gonna be niiicee

Not too loud

Some devs will fire back on how modern c++ is unreadable trash, then brag about how the software they write is too complex for unit tests.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
get your passwords tattooed onto your body

have your bang bus membership hiding in plain sight

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
roll your own crypto.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
The real fun begins when you have to come up with your own string implementation.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
ctps: implementing design patterns using c macros

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

pls don't give me ideas

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
code:
typedef void* var;
welcome to the wild west.

e:
code:
struct Float {
  double val;
};
wait wut

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Apr 15, 2019

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
writing setup scripts in bash like its 2019

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
but it only takes a woman 20 lines to write something equivalent.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
JPU

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Krankenstyle posted:

gently caress this

Me when I tried to learn how to use vcpkg this week

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
being the lazy dev that i am, i’d look for a java to sdl library instead since a few modern ports use that for graphics and input.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

barkbell posted:

i suck at programming I cant believe someone hired me lol

club dues are to be paid the first of the month

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
julian date format

also biden thinks you program computer by shoveling coal into it.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
what problem was xml designed to solve?

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
It would be more Xtreme if it wasn't human readable

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
joined the 6 figgie club last week, also the twitter tech bro peanut gallery club that comes along with it.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Our product owners don't make stories so hey, uh there's also no work to prioritize!

Sprint planning is basically "hey what are you already working on? Ok try to have that finished by the end of the sprint". Testing? Optional. lol.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
I'm the 2000 line long json parsing function

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elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
ctps:
ready to quit the new job

senior engineers straight up copy code from other repos then scratch their heads when customers tell us poo poo just broke when one of the repos changes and we push builds out

prod code has absolutely no testing yet plays a role in life or death situations

managers never say no to customer requests

no direct IT or qa support so our team has the luxury of standing up all hardware and doing metrics collection for the customer. none of which is automated

every bug that crops up (which there are a lot of) must be fixed and shipped immediately without any testing, even if it’s not critical

hey at least the figgies are good

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