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Have we figured out if PK has been buried alive in the Sonoran desert yet?
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:ctps: really want to build some sort of basic space simulation thing, perhaps simply trying to model our own solar system at first. visually i'm imagining the overhead view in stellaris. Just use Kerbal, not a big deal?
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I hit ur mum's L4 point last night if you know what I mean.
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cinci zoo sniper posted:i dont mean to kinkshame but right armpit fetish is really specific Yeah, that's what I told her but it's like my boss tells me: "The customer is always right". Tell her I appreciated the tip and ask if she found my commemorative Apollo-Soyuz Test Project knit cock-sock. It has sentimental value to me and I think I left it on her nightstand?
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cinci zoo sniper posted:you are like president beep to president beep hosed up if true.
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Lutha Mahtin posted:i use bit bucket for personal projects because Has anyone called it "butt bucket" yet?
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How can I get myself to a place where any of what you guys are talking about makes any sense?
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I've literally never programmed anything more than pasting together powershell poo poo from stack exchange. ![]() Mind you, I don't especially want to be a programmer but I'd like to at least be able to go and fake it like I sort of can with processors.Is there like an equivalent of this but for software? ![]() E: I was so sad when I found out this guy was a right-libertarian fucko.
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:what if i die before a friend comes back though? That poor dog just loved Fry so much.
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:All the good ones (Hekaton, Hyper, MemSQL, etc.) are closed source. You forgot HANA.
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Oh poo poo, I should re-watch that!
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TimWinter posted:When you remove commits like this it becomes less clear the developer had no idea what they were doing and should not be trusted. And yet you're still permitted an "Edit" button.
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the talent deficit posted:Thread has like the worst instincts ever: phd? c++?? gamedev??? Name/post combo winnter.
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tef posted:also the only people who benefit from weed out courses are the inept and incapable teachers who run them Also the teachers who teach later courses and get a smaller entry population (and one that's guaranteed to know whatever bullshit shibboleths the department considers important-enough to embed in the weed-out courses)?
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comedyblissoption posts considered harmful.
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cinci zoo sniper posted:can’t wait what will happen in october 2019 when eu does the one last, final dst switch and every terrible coder has to fix hardcoded time zones for an entire continent Oh god, SAP is going to blow up.
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I once had a tooth pulled for which I got the one that’s Tylenol and some opiate. I took one then fell asleep extremely worried I wasn’t going to ever wake up but unable to do anything about it.![]() I’ve never really “gotten” the appeal of opiates.
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Coffee Jones posted:Visual Studio still supports WinForms for VB/C# Hide Coffee Jones posts (Recommended)
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MononcQc posted:if you know only these people will assume you know the others The entirety of my career is based on this, the "always have your bath towel" school of thought.
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:to be even fairer giving away your product for free and trying to make money from accessories is really dumb TBF, the business model has worked out pretty well for ur mum?
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ratbert90 posted:Hopefully, I can pass these experiences off to my kids, as they are 18, 18, and 21, and shouldn't have to go through the stress, depression, and anxiety I endured to learn all of this. A CJ who let he own children grow up to be CJs. A shameful CJ.
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akadajet posted:i poo poo gifs that are larger than that We know.
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Captain Foo posted:Danes are swedes with rocks inside (they mouths) So what's a swede with clams inside (they moufs)?
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AggressivelyStupid posted:My first job was webdev and it was enough for me to say never again Same, only reading your posts.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:yeah you know me Please do not post transcripts of your mother’s recent meeting with the local Hells Angels chapter, TIA?
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akadajet posted:early in my career, I was working on a government contract and in a ccb one of the govies managing the thing gave me poo poo because I didn't know off the top of my head the size of the executable my code created. I was also supposed to have an exact accounting of lines of code at the ready, too. Are you sure this "job" wasn't actually a bit part in a Community Theater production of "Snow Crash"?
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JawnV6 posted:the worst excel spreadsheet i ever used would talk over a FTDI cable to a development board and actuate it ![]()
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bob dobbs is dead posted:Elide the "you", then it scans Could do "you" as a semi-vocalized contraction? "Y'make"?
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:
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Must retain monopoly on use of force push.
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Soricidus posted:today I wrote some java that writes more java, because there is definitely too little java code already so I am fixing this by generating exponentially more. you're all very welcome Mods, plz rename to Count Java von Neumann, tia.
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abigserve posted:are modern javascript libraries exclusively developed by insane people? Developed but also used by, so I’m afraid I have some bad news...
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Zlodo posted:i'd be interested in this too, I want to write more docs but I dont really know where to begin and how to structure it, I just wing it
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HoboMan posted:nginx: Pronounced “en-jinx” as in “HoboMan’s posts are a jinx upon society and the single best argument against the development of written language”?
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pokeyman posted:it’s been Goddamnit.
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strange posted:Try using Slapper.Automapper with a denormalised query result. Don't bother with the Dapper nested object expression poo poo. I legitimately cannot tell if this is a joke post or not.
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Soricidus posted:timb ruins everything. abolish timb imho
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cinci zoo sniper posted:checking in back after vacation to say that im still with y'all - i just spent afternoon reading 1800 unread posts itt instead of working on this monte-carlo for counting money
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Doom Mathematic posted:I'm pretty sure a third of those are just Pokémon. But which third?
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bob dobbs is dead posted:they successfully and completely unionized but for one purpose: make pay go up This is literally the only reason anyone joins a union.
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and fake it like I sort of can with processors.




