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nvm then
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2021 22:48 |
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2024 13:02 |
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i can't imagine what the code behind magic the gathering would be like. some of the cards are wildly specific like "gain 1 land if one of your other creatures is wearing a hat", and then suddenly the devs have to add a "has_hat" check on every card dating back 30 years
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 16:11 |
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oh cool well in that case i am the terrible programmer
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 16:24 |
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doesn’t take into account hemispheres tho
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2023 03:41 |
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Plorkyeran posted:i don't think i've ever seen an architectural diagram which was actually intended to convey information and not just convey the feeling of information, but i am willing to believe that they exist any time any kind of documentation breaks out a flow chart to try and explain how it works, my brain immediately shuts off and refuses to parse it at all. i don't know what kind of brain they are meant for but it aint mine
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2023 08:30 |
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i am only 11 months into my current job and in that time i've only had jr devs to work with and let me tell you, tiresome doesn't begin to describe it.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2023 16:23 |
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it would be cool if they asked things more often lol
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2023 16:47 |
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to be clear i am not ragging on jr devs as people. those i work with are generally good people, easy to get along with, eager to learn, fun to hang with after work and go for drinks. doesn't mean that working with them can't be tiring. the kind of stuff i am talking about is cargo culting poo poo from stack overflow, submitting a PR to fix a bug that carelessly introduces 2 more, or a general lack of debugging skills in general, straight up ignoring details in the task description. granted some of those are things that do come with experience and are harder to teach, but a lot of what i deal with could be avoided by simply asking more questions beforehand. one thing i see a lot is that in order to fix a bug, they will apply a band aid solution to the symptom instead of trying to discover the actual source of the issue. it is tiring
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2023 18:58 |
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rotor posted:i am so tired of having to explain basic poo poo like "how to set environment variables" to people or how to follow the most basic stack trace to figure out why something isn't working
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2023 21:09 |
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redleader posted:i like trying to debug js that's been through a build step and uses async use source maps
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 02:20 |
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Doom Mathematic posted:Even better now because you have optional chaining so you just replace butt.fart with butt?.fart and you're done and JavaScript never has errors. this is the way
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2023 02:05 |
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pokeyman posted:if you think about it, = is the ultimate "I really really mean it" equality operator just make it happen, don't ask questions
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 19:49 |
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DELETE CASCADE posted:the worst thing about sql is the insert statement. update gets it right: update tbl set col1 = val1, col2 = val2, ... just use an orm, simple
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 04:34 |
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Jabor posted:it looks like it's an array, op
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 15:16 |
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mystes posted:if you're trying to print it for debugging wouldn't you want stringify not parse? yeah you want JSON.stringify(thing) assuming thing is an array, thing.prototype.toString will just output every item as a comma separated string
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 15:18 |
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CPColin posted:Promised but she still awaiting lol
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2023 01:58 |
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what even is it trying to do with the empty curly braces? that ain't no valid pattern that I am aware of fake edit: oh it is literally converting {} to a string which in javascript is "[object Object]" and then it is testing against the regex pattern "/[object Object]/", so it's always true if the string you are testing contains an o, b, j, e, c, t, O, or space. lol polyester concept fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Mar 21, 2024 |
# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 23:56 |
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images don’t zoom for me reliably either. have to do the firm tap just so
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 14:17 |
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Sagacity posted:PAAMAYIM NEKUDOTAYIM THAT PHO IS TOO SPICY lol
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2024 14:03 |
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FlapYoJacks posted:E: Go the PHO route and make a new API with ${API}_real this, and then mark the original as deprecated so anyone using it gets a warning in their IDE
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2024 14:05 |
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i had to write a while loop last week. probably the first one in years.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2024 19:09 |
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root of all eval posted:Working with dates or timestamps in PHP without Carbon is just a mistake all around ime strtotime() works for me
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2024 19:10 |
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my employer pays for my jetbrains subscription so it doesn’t bother me
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2024 16:14 |
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VikingofRock posted:an unmaintainable mess which superficially seems to do whatever he promised don’t doxx me also new thread title
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2024 20:42 |
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2024 13:02 |
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well-read undead posted:touching a bloodstain and watching a guy casually delete a production server named "test" lol
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2024 03:02 |