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redleader posted:if everyone "too inexperienced/dumb to comment" decided not to post, yospos would be a wasteland. , and maybe some of us will learn something new, or see another side of a debate, or hear about another perspective here's another perspective goatse.jpg
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2019 07:19 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 17:01 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:uh... I got the GNU runtime working, this is quite possibly the most cursed thing I have ever made
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 18:34 |
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https://github.com/orangeduck/Cello why would anyone make this
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2019 20:02 |
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eschaton posted:so preoccupied with whether they could "i wish i had c, but without static typing" --nobody, ever
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2019 22:42 |
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(painting of a laptop) cest n'est pas une turing machine
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2019 19:14 |
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MrMoo posted:I managed to capture a video of some of IPO trading, live like it's the 20th Century again, this is giving me flashbacks to when i interned at $FAMOUS_FINTECH_INC a while back, all their UIs looked like that their tech stack was loving horrifying too. they started writing all their UI code in javascript in like 2003, and hadn't updated their javascript style since then. they didn't have any js module system, so tradition was to put applications in single files; my team's was 30,000 lines long. also there were a bunch of mysterious binary blobs that needed to be linked into any binary applications running on the system for reasons nobody understood. i heard rumors that the FORTRAN sources had been lost in like '95. deeply terrifying that that code runs a good chunk of the worlds' financial markets
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 21:38 |
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i'm a TA for a programming class and the professor's code is worse than most of the students he doesn't seem to know what a naming convention is on the other hand, he has a research position for me next year, so im not gonna say anything about it
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 03:50 |
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A library for Haskell that replaces all the operators with emoji
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 19:21 |
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gonadic io posted:Already exists: https://wiki.haskell.org/Unicode-symbols ya but I was thinking like ⚡ for >>= and ⚫ for .
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 19:24 |
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ThePeavstenator posted:I once saw constants declared and used like this:
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 22:28 |
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lets put socialism... on the blockchain!!!1
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 18:57 |
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DELETE CASCADE posted:they should make a malloc that, if it fails due to oom, it asks amazon to give the vm more ram, then tries again there've been "remote memory paging systems" since at least the 90s, because it turns out that copying memory over the network + storing it in the ram of the server next door is still faster than writing a spinning disk, lmao mostly academic tho. idk if people actually use them
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 23:28 |
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duz posted:or blame the person that wouldn't let it be implemented the easy way
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 05:50 |
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DuckConference posted:the main project at newjob is a sprawling code base consisting of a large number (more than a few dozen, not sure if it's over 100) of git repos managed by 2 different meta-repo tools. the build is done by make at the top level but that goes in to a few other build systems to build various parts of the project. several hundred thousand files of c/c++ code in total. that seemed reasonable up until the overlapping git repos, yikes how long does that build even take
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 05:20 |
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i've been reading through a bunch of blog posts about ActivityPub and holy poo poo it's a shitshow. and a soap opera. it's like watching the sopranos, except instead of mobsters murdering patsies, it's a bunch of RDF cultists at the W3C murdering technical specifications
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# ¿ May 3, 2019 08:01 |
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rust has DI https://crates.io/crates/log/
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# ¿ May 4, 2019 05:00 |
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hot take: .await is fine, just let me use async already
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# ¿ May 6, 2019 22:53 |
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mystes posted:Seriously this. I don't give a poo poo about the specific syntax at this point, just finalize it already. I don't even understand why it has taken so long. theyve been trying to solicit feedback from the community to avoid people getting pissed off like they did from arg-position impl Trait but now they've solicited community feedback AND ignored it which seems, like, worse?
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# ¿ May 7, 2019 00:09 |
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ctps: using docker
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# ¿ May 7, 2019 17:12 |
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why does every button press in google cloud console take 15 seconds
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# ¿ May 9, 2019 05:25 |
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cmake is the php of build systems
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# ¿ May 9, 2019 17:07 |
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pokeyman posted:java alternatively, c
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# ¿ May 10, 2019 00:57 |
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are there any good dsls
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# ¿ May 15, 2019 22:19 |
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hasn't Rob Pike explicitly said go is designed to kneecap enthusiastic cs grads
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# ¿ May 16, 2019 23:48 |
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go: when you want the unweildiness of c, but also an unpredictable and inefficient runtime
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# ¿ May 17, 2019 00:01 |
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Blinkz0rz posted:
how else would you find them??
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# ¿ May 17, 2019 01:48 |
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Krankenstyle posted:there are, its called a type system (or enum vs string if your type system sucks) or bytes vs str in python, sorta. not really the problem is that sometimes you want to put human data in your non-human data and then you're sad :/
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# ¿ May 17, 2019 20:50 |
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Krankenstyle posted:either dont do that or make some sort of transformation that fixes the problem (lol) lol
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# ¿ May 17, 2019 21:29 |
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u ever just sit around n get mad at committees currently im mad at the google fucks squatting on the webassembly governing board. they didn't feel like integrating 1 (1) algorithm into their Magic Special Javascript Runtime, so they're forcing everyone else to use a spec that's full of obnoxious misfeatures and of course webassembly's gonna end up being the assembly format we're all stuck with forever, because we live in hell. and it's just 80% more obnoxious and generates significantly worse code than it might be able to, because 3 dudes wanted to force everyone else to do their work for them. so, sorry, tps in the AI blockchain mines of the 23rd century. u might wonder why the universal assembly format that runs all your rusty slave-powered computers doesn't have basic blocks, and instead requires you to pretend to be compiling to a bizarre subset of javascript and turn your CFG into awful frankenstein duffs-device loops just to compile a switch statement. blame this guy
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# ¿ May 18, 2019 08:55 |
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sounds like you need graphql OP. or possibly SOAP
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# ¿ May 22, 2019 09:23 |
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does anybody actually use self-documenting features of REST apis? github's api has a million extra annotations on every message and they seem pretty pointless to me
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# ¿ May 22, 2019 17:24 |
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git subtree's decent in that it's mostly transparent to whoever's pulling your repo
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# ¿ May 23, 2019 08:31 |
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wednesday already???
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# ¿ May 23, 2019 21:52 |
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help, my tensorflow configuration has become sentient and is trying to adopt more than 100 separate categories of dog
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# ¿ May 25, 2019 09:17 |
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i want to make a thing to let cargo optionally download prebuilt libraries instead of building from source but there's no way to tell it to turn off dependencies written in rust from a build script
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# ¿ May 30, 2019 11:37 |
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gonadic io posted:Yeah this sounds like a deep change in cargo itself honestly other option: download a binary, and if that fails, `cargo install` the binary
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# ¿ May 30, 2019 14:08 |
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has anyone ever built anything useful in haskell besides pandoc
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2019 21:43 |
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ctps: https://docs.rs/runtime/ + async/await makes rust async remarkably bearable
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 01:33 |
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:openssl cli is so bad, i spent a few hours learning the template system and gave up the... template system?
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 19:27 |
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the worst data format i've had to work with recently is json-ld, which is the result of the semantic web people getting their greasy hands on jsoncode:
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