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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Captain Foo
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jit bull transpile posted:

Looks like X really gave it to ya

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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it's a heap of poo poo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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most of my db knowledge can be summed up as: never use Oracle, never use mongo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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negation is not composable with square roots unless you include the complex library

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

wish your posts weren’t composed

this is my legacy postbase, so deal with it

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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redleader posted:

i once spent an hour on a friday afternoon coding in papyrus. it was somewhat amusing

what the gently caress lol

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

otoh don't kill yourself fixing a bunch of terrible javascript that you didnt write

faking your death and fixing JavaScript in Belize, tho

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Luigi Thirty posted:

down there they use CocaScript

the p in p lang stands for peru

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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kleisli :3:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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if all you know how to do is code then you don't understand the importance of non-code things

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Bloody posted:

update resume

fax resume to ceo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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all i know is that male shoegaze is posting about compiler code and writing libs and as such has graduated from this thread :3:

and that phoebeste post was in v poor taste

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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HoboMan posted:

yeah... in 2003

are you not familiar with the scope of luigi 30's work

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

there is also cat thread that is literally 2nd largest thread in forums, also has literal hundreds of gigabytes of homegrown cat jpegs

what's the biggest thread if not catte thread

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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gonadic io posted:

Cspam trump non-lol thread is loving absurd, a good few thousand posts a day

:psypop:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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serious lomarf

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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distributed regex

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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data binge and purge

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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also academic environments have very little to do with the, from their point of view, mythical, production environment

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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what's a unit test

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Peeny Cheez posted:



:v:

(I'm sorry, but if you're going to softball them in like this...)

the mistake is u

using amberpos wtf

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Checking in for the hoboman Adventure

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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i tihnk its about time for mononcqc to dunk on everything

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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hoboman did u rewrite teh forum yet

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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edit.com supremacy

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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jit bull transpile posted:

vim is good for quickly editing a small script or config when ssh'd into a server. I would never use it for editing a local file over something like TextMate or np++. sometimes I even copy the text out of vim, paste it into TextMate, edit it there, press d in vim a bunch, then paste the edited text in.

i used vi a little bit to try to unfuck a vm appliance yesterday before giving up and reinstalling it

vi was the nicest part of this whole experience

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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gonadic io posted:

Amazing startup idea: gzip as a service

gaas

oh i see what you did there

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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lol

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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akadajet posted:

true, but it's a mistake we're stuck with

mlyp

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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knowing specifics is overrated
knowing concepts and the ability to figure out specifics on demand is where it's at

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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all i know about databases is that if i need one i should probably use postgres

and ideally leave it to someone else

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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pointer to brownstar

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DELETE CASCADE posted:

i haven't used jooq extensively but i like the middle ground it provides. i don't think the so-called "object-relational impedance mismatch" that orms are supposed to solve is really a thing. it is almost always pretty obvious how to map; oh, this field of my class x is a list of ys, so i'll have a y table with x.id as a foreign key, loving duh. oh you have inheritance, whatever, fill the unused columns with nulls. the actual "problem" people are encountering is that the language for working with your rdbms is sql, you have no other choice, that is the only query interface to the database. if you hate sql then you will be inclined to use an orm like hibernate that hides it all behind the scenes for you. this is bad because it just hides the translation to sql under its hood, so when the abstraction breaks and you need to debug it, you get to struggle with some auto-generated sql that is even more worthy of your hate than the hand-written sql you were trying to avoid. on the other hand, if you love sql, you will want to write your whole app in the database as much as possible. this is bad because you ultimately can't do that, you will need some java code or whatever for the frontend, and that code isn't sql, so now you are embedding the actual logic of your app as (probably dynamically constructed) sql strings in java. shaggar would tell you here to use stored procs and he's kinda right, but are you gonna put every single simple sql query into an sproc? probably not, so it'd be nice if your java code had a way to write some sql queries in a safer way than embedded strings of another language. jooq provides this without going completely overboard into xml mapping files and other orm bullshit

add some newlines jfc

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DELETE CASCADE posted:

but then i have to think about where the newlines go

bing em up your rear end

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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

be the change you want to see in this world instead of complaining about other people not doing it

I can't ban u tho

Captain Foo
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

real talk though: gbs has become a lot more mild since the last mod switchover, but if you still feel it's too racist/transphobic/anti-gay or whatever, you can start reporting posts you think are bad, open a thread in QCS with your grievances, or contact lowtax via email/twitter through the sticky at the top of each forum. complaining about it in the terrible programmer thread is probably not going to make a difference.

wait are you suggestion that someone who thinks there's bigotry problems in gbs should post in qcs
:thunk:

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TheFluff posted:

the empty freetext search box is the original sin of computer user interface design. such a simple and seemingly innocent thing, and yet it is a constant reminder of the monumental hubris of techbros. the foundation of human knowledge is not the nerd virtue of being able to remember endless bits of pointless trivia, but rather systematic classification. organizing and cataloging information is a skill as old as writing itself, and here we are supposed to ignore all advances in the field since the dawn of time and instead blindly hope we remember the incantation necessary to coax some idiot scoring algorithm into coughing up a somewhat related result. it is fundamentally anti-intellectual. death to freetext search, all hail archival science.

ok vannevar

Captain Foo
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TheFluff posted:

Bush Was Right

seriously though if anyone hasn't read As We May Think yet you should, it is good

tbh vannevar bush had very good ideas, i just wanted to post that at u

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Captain Foo
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lmbo at the last four posts

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