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Finster Dexter posted:cjs: what's the solution for a CTO that works 16-20 hour days but does nothing but work on features/bugs that are all low-medium priority when everyone else is crunching to get high-priority bugs fixed because we were supposed to launch this terrible russian platform months ago. someone might get fired it's probably not the CTO
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 15:50 |
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2024 08:20 |
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Osmosisch posted:Protip: also start doing this if you aren't. pros of not leaving on time: nothing cons: all of the cons
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 16:00 |
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Sapozhnik posted:It's OK to be whitespace? what’s next? all plangs matter??
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 17:59 |
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Jabor posted:it should be like nans where any operation that isn't explicitly checking for it just produces undefined what you’re saying is js should be better
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 14:02 |
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:one nice thing about aws is they never turn stuff off. simpledb is still there for example. I’m fuckin tired of companies deciding that maintaining their poo poo isn’t strategic so you get to migrate or else one terrible thing about azure is that if you don’t like c# you’re often stuck doing poo poo the hard way I say as a person who’s had to deploy python products in azure. also the documentation is all over the place but I don’t know if any place has actual good documentation
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 09:47 |
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Finster Dexter posted:c# rules python drools not when your boss has mandated python for all future projects and azure because and I quote “active directory is neat”
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 18:29 |
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what if classes were a mistake?
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2018 10:00 |
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Krankenstyle posted:there was a script missing, so i wrote to ask them about it and i was told "oh that one is still in progress, here follows a manual procedure that i did some weeks ago" and its a page of words but i tried to suss it out & wrote a script that did it in like 30 lines of python and it works with the next script we're too busy to change this manual process into an automatic one, no matter how long the transition might take
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2018 21:22 |
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most terrible site I’ve seen so far had one page and a huge JavaScript that waited on the user clicking. depending on what text your cursor was over when you click decided how the page changed. there were no buttons so back sent you back usually to the blank page your browser opens with
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2018 10:14 |
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GWBBQ posted:is there a definition of unsigned integer that i'm not aware of? I’m the unsigned integer scientific notation 4.29497 * 10^9
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2018 23:35 |
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do americans dream of opiate sleep?
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 11:41 |
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fritz posted:they're the bad kind of moral degenerate less weird art and drugged up parties and more mods (who knew?)
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 15:02 |
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Sagacity posted:
for my next trick i will make this sql database performance .. disappear!
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 12:09 |
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redleader posted:nah, any half decent query planner will optimise this to an inner join (that is, of course, if this code actually worked like it looks like it should) i think we have firmly established this is not the case
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 14:03 |
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DELETE CASCADE posted:For that 12 column join I would just create a view that does the union all into a single column like it should be and then just do all my queries on that view forever. Until someday seven years later that becomes a performance problem and it takes some sucker hours to figure out why not make it a view dependent on a view dependent on even more views? a viewchain if you will
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 20:57 |
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I have a terrible casting story: In my last job I noticed the ingress website would take numbers and cast them to floats and then decimals in sql. Most of the numbers where things like age, phone number and drivers license id numbers which meant a phone number like 123-4213-333 would get cast to 1234213333.0000000000001 and then recast as a decimal with very high precision but also 0 numbers are the decimal point. its all the way down
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2018 19:38 |
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Xarn posted:Real talk, I actually use Python a lot for scripting and when I don't care for efficiency, and I am completely ok with the fact that my scripts need orders of magnitude more cycles than a proper code would. Performance is nice. Until you enter into an environment where sending off your bits and bytes takes magnitudes longer than any code ever would.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 20:51 |
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Krankenstyle posted:then stop
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2018 20:45 |
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Illusive gently caress Man posted:because my brain is broken and I enjoy writing c++ for regular everyday tasks
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2018 17:57 |
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Phobeste posted:I mean yeah matlab is great and a big part of that is the ide and the way it strikes a nice balance between being an ide and a repl and everything and plots are nice and the math works and is good but at this point I’d rather jump through several annoying hoops to get python Matlab is amazing if you're an academic and things need to be janitored and babied to work (and also when you don't have to pay for their nickel and dime operation) when you're in an industrial setting ehhhh
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2018 15:00 |
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:I wor licensing for matlab being what they are it would be way way more expensive. but then again corporate never made sense.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2018 15:54 |
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floatman posted:Eh I don't know what to think already. I do agree with the points you said about what the purpose of queues should be, but nowadays after $JOB I'm just so jaded. at this point i'm not even sure recursive anything should be allowed in sql. Just write out what you're attempting so the next person in line doesn't have to guess and guess
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2018 18:18 |
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ThePeavstenator posted:BORN TO DEPLOY
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 00:27 |
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Stringent posted:basically you can suck it up and do it apple's way and suffer
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 08:56 |
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gonadic io posted:Anybody used goog's "container os"? It seems weird, basic only has kubectl and docker installed and with pretty much anything else you have to do "docker run busybox -- my-linux-util" is it a full vm with limited tools installed or can nothing else be installed?
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 15:40 |
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AWWNAW posted:I cannot imagine what it must be like to work somewhere that forces you to use JavaScript and you just have to make the best of a bad situation. nobody should have to live like that a lot of people chose to live like that learn to love your chains and all that
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 19:34 |
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Beamed posted:I don't think I've ever seen this particular defense of dynamic typing before but here we are. i can understand duck typing being ok as long as your project doesn't touch important things, but dynamic typing is just so out there
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 19:42 |
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Chalks posted:i too struggle to understand where modern websites come from they come straight from hell next!
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 19:52 |
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fritz posted:i write c, and while i can assure you that yes its nearly as bad as my posts, i dont ever want to touch the javascript again at least c is pretty clear on the types and where you put them
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 20:33 |
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Finster Dexter posted:this whole discussion is moot because in 12-18 months webassm and Blazor will be taking over everything and all the js devs will be making GBS threads themselves at having to learn c# (which won't actually be that bad because c# is super easy to learn) there'll be a JS library for this don't you worry actually lets have three equal but subtly different libraries for it
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2019 18:44 |
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DELETE CASCADE posted:C# would be cool except lol if you develop on Windows or deploy to windows or have to work with people who willingly do either C# is cool and good when deploying to azure in one form or another any deviations from the path of ms is uhh.. not encouraged
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2019 20:34 |
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Symbolic Butt posted:cjs: I hate c++ exceptions writing assembly i wouldn't mind something like it. alas i've done this to myself
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2019 14:28 |
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2019 21:33 |
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Slurps Mad Rips posted:“look in video game development we don’t have time for unit tests. if it looks like it works then it works”, my manager said as he hit “run” in visual studio 2010 and then refused to make eye contact with me as it immediately crashed from a pure virtual function exception. this is amazing
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2019 22:27 |
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Krankenstyle posted:welp chardet thought one of my files was ISO-8859-2 (Eastern European) but its actually Windows-1252 with a bunch of Danish characters question: can't you ask a file what encoding it uses without reading the content?
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 15:31 |
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mystes posted:Do you mean "is there a python function to detect the encoding without explicitly calling read" or literally "is it possible to determine the encoding of a file without reading it"? either really
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 15:39 |
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Blinkz0rz posted:require a specific encoding and throw an error back to the user if it isn't that unicode or get out seems like a very reasonable request
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 19:29 |
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fart_man_69 posted:You may be right but I don't actually drink coffee so the situation is even worse than I made it seem at first. Just boulders (metaphorical) and agile meetings (real things that people insist on) i take it you don't mean standups
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 21:02 |
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redleader posted:c++ may be alright if you have a team of extremely competent 10x programmers, but it is certainly not a tool for the masses i have a friend who does fpga stuff who basically said to only ever use c++ when you absolutely have to
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2019 21:35 |
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2024 08:20 |
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gonadic io posted:Ctpa: manually editing a few dozen cosmos entries to change some fields to lowercase because somebody thought that our system make sense and was case insensitive. It does not and is not. cosmos db is just hilariously overprized json store yes? if so, why?
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