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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Here's what I think is hot: naked women. Here's what I think is significantly less hot: those same naked women, except now they have clothes on and you can't see their private parts. Okay so I understand why women have to wear clothing, you don't want pubic hair to get in the marinara sauce at Fazoli's. That makes sense to me. But lingerie? What is the point of it? It's like a complex system of spider webs, string, and bungee cable designed to almost kind of show the boobies and the female holes, yet keep them inaccessible and visibly uncomfortable. It looks like the woman was captured by an alien net. I do not understand the purpose of lingerie or what it's intended to accomplish and why it's so expensive for such little clothing. It's dumb and I hate it, have a bitching summer.

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I like women in lingerie more than naked women. Especially women in g-strings.

I dunno why, I’m just wired like that I guess. :shrug:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Boring white bread people rebelling.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Lowtax posted:

It looks like the woman was captured by an alien net.

It's this, you kinkshamer. We like this.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

You're part of the problem.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

It's this, you kinkshamer. We like this.
Why, are you turned on by clothing, do you want to gently caress a scarf

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I like pasties it's like whoa I wonder what kind of nipple this broad has

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Lowtax posted:

You're part of the problem.

:wrong:

I submit that YOU, sir, are part of the problem!

Nudity is boring.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



No dude I like girls caught in nets. DUH.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

No dude I like girls caught in nets. DUH.
Go gently caress a mermaid then and leave all us normal people who like uncaptured women alone

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I don't want to go to reddit :(

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I like naked women, especially the boobs

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
It's called foreplay, my man.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

they’re sexy cuz they are socially considered taboo in public so they have that exotic, naughty aspect


here’s a thought exercise-

think of a sexy lady walking past you on the street wearing a two piece bathing suit.

now think of that VERY SAME SEXY LADY walking past you on the street but wearing underwear that is exactly as revealing as the two piece bathing suit, no more no less

which of these two is sexier? the answer is obvious

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Parts Kit posted:

It's called foreplay, my man.
More like boreplay

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
less is more

Art of the deal, baby!!!!

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

free hubcaps posted:

they’re sexy cuz they are socially considered taboo in public so they have that exotic, naughty aspect


here’s a thought exercise-

think of a sexy lady walking past you on the street wearing a two piece bathing suit.

now think of that VERY SAME SEXY LADY walking past you on the street but wearing underwear that is exactly as revealing as the two piece bathing suit, no more no less

which of these two is sexier? the answer is obvious

Here's a thought exercise: think of two big ol boobs and a female hole thingy

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Imagination

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i cant wait to get home and take off my wifes panties

they are just KILLING my balls :(

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Fishnets make a lumpy leg look much better I guess

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Lingerie can be very difficult to get into and out of so men who are ~*an intellectual*~ like the puzzle challenge.

Or it's a throwback to softcore woods porn and old JC Penney catalogs they jacked it to in their youth.

One of those things, probably.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



numberoneposter posted:

i cant wait to get home and take off my wifes panties

they are just KILLING my balls :(

You should never commit to a full workday your first time out.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

If I wanted to use my imagination I would indulge myself in the latest JRPG on my PlayStation 4 Pro gaming console. Sex is not for playing video games my friend!!!

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
I think it’s for the women, so they can feel sexy. Kind like how, in my experience at least, men all like to wear metal studded leather chaps with the seat cut out.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I'm more confused by people who are turned on by women wearing shoes to bed, but I might have a low-level foot fetish

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit
It serves a similar purpose to dazzle camouflage during naval combat

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice

Lowtax posted:

female holes

:females:

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Lowtax posted:

Here's a thought exercise: think of two big ol boobs and a female hole thingy

thanks rear end in a top hat now i need to change MY underwear

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

house of the dad posted:

I'm more confused by people who are turned on by women wearing shoes to bed, but I might have a low-level foot fetish
Same here, I definitely have a foot fetish but even if I didn't, wearing shoes to bed is dumb as hell, who wants to gently caress a shoe

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Some people look better with clothes on than naked so lingerie bridges the gap until you're horny enough to ignore how disappointing their upcoming nudity will be.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.
The lingerie provides an anticipation of seeing titties and vag because just having it around all the time could get boring after a while.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I prefer women wearing tank tops and boxers (no boyshort bullshit, actual boxers that ideally go down to just above the knee). I also prefer women who have penises.

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

Sorry but thigh highs, a bra, and thong look sexy as hell.

Go rub one out to a National Geographic or something.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

It's to make them feel sexier and us men should play along.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
i like em in just overalls and nothing else

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
I mean a woman in lingerie is pretty appealing but would that same woman in the full buff not be equally if not more so appealing a good point has been raised here

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Like if they just cut holes in a burlap sack and parade around all sexy-like a smart dude just rolls with it. Whatever the hell makes them feel sexier is a net benefit to us.

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So I guess you haven't appreciated all those selfies I sent you?!?

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

what are ops feelings re:lingerie that has exposed nipples and crotch

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Nothing quite like the feeling of some silky lacey panties caressing my balls and taint, and pantyhose make my legs look great

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