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MageMage
Feb 11, 2007


What was supposed to be satire was taken too literally

MageMage fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Aug 2, 2018

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stevobob
Nov 16, 2008

Alchemy - the study of how to turn LS1's into a 20B.


Gearbox and slushbox are slurs

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011





This dude is the first dude to ever make this joke, right? I mean I've never seen it before.

Beverly Cleavage
Jun 22, 2004

I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....

Is talk of a "4 stroke" going risque? I mean, I understand it's all about the suck, the squish, the bang and the blow... but other people may not. It's a new era of sensitivity awareness is really hard for me to adapt to. I just instinctively want to say "Blow it out your fart pipe", but then you may not understand that I'm talking about the forceful expulsion of turbine components (or pieces of piston) through one's exhaust....

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Fun Shoe

I think what we need here is a good example of a 5-speed. Have you considered the benefits of an orange Mazda Miata, OP?

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011

just one more spin

Olympic Mathlete posted:

This dude is the first dude to ever make this joke, right? I mean I've never seen it before.

we're on the edge of something really unique here

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.


This would be funnier if the self-righteous language police didn't get their knickers in a twist over people using words they think only they can define the meaning and nature of.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.

Grimey Drawer

Agreed Dave, gently caress (most) religious people.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

I think you mean dont piss in the sink....again!

Olympic Mathlete posted:

This dude is the first dude to ever make this joke, right? I mean I've never seen it before.

AKA the OP is either a dumb stinkyhole or truly pathetic at jokes. Either way may he be smited by a Subaru 6 speed tranny

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Listen, we all know you just want to see an exposed tranny



Wrar
Sep 9, 2002



Soiled Meat

One of my favorite trannys comes in STis.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?


Liquid Communism posted:

I think what we need here is a good example of a 5-speed. Have you considered the benefits of an orange Mazda Miata, OP?



6 speed or bust, dude. OP needs an Orange Chevrolet Corvette

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007


Bajaha posted:

Listen, we all know you just want to see an exposed tranny





Look at the size of that tranny's rod. Now this is eloquent car talk.

Now the rest of you, I am disappointed.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

EVERYWHERE
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!



I pumped a bunch of fluid into my tranny today. Then found a completely busted nipple.

It's a hard world out there.

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011

just one more spin

MageMage posted:

Look at the size of that tranny's rod. Now this is eloquent car talk.

Now the rest of you, I am disappointed.

your thread idea sucks, stupid

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

The boys at work sure ain't gonna like this!

So you're saying I should be a regular at http://tranny-fluid.net ?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.


Seminal Flu posted:

I pumped a bunch of fluid into my tranny today. Then found a completely busted nipple.

It's a hard world out there.
I remember trying to drain an American tranny, it didn't even have a petcock. Just plain unnatural.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

"You are the best poster... do not let anyone say otherwise."


Seminal Flu posted:

I pumped a bunch of fluid into my tranny today. Then found a completely busted nipple.

It's a hard world out there.
My tranny seems to be leaking whenever I ride it hard for a few hours

TheFonz
Aug 3, 2002

<3

MageMage posted:

What next, calling car-horns honkey's?

gently caress. Yes.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010

Also sexism, religious bias, jingoism, and so on. Don't do it, people!

Dogs, don't do it either, even if the police man really tries to train you to do it.



No joke I remember someone coming in and yelling at a poster for saying tranny. They obviously had just been searching the forums and going in and yelling about it without reading the thread. It wasn’t even a joke poster, just some weirdo making a forums crusade against any use of the word.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010


Bad Dog

MageMage posted:

transgender people and use it for transmission talk only?

For example, when you say "I would like to oil up that tranny, pound out her parts, and ride her for miles", is perfectly acceptable, thank you.

What is not is: "This tranny is broke and needs a mechanic to look at it."

IN. SENSITIVE. Just who do you think you are?

What next, calling car-horns honkey's?

I'm on to this ruse. Just now, I was using the search function to find someone using the word 'tranny'. Definitely not car talk in here. It's all filth. All coded talk for hate in here.

You paid another $10 to remove your custom title that outed your incredibly racist rant, eh? And now this thread as a bonus smoke screen? Exquisite work.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?


That's neat and all but like car game.

Frond
Mar 12, 2018


poo poo Aids.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says


Grimey Drawer

Adiabatic posted:

6 speed or bust, dude. OP needs an Orange Chevrolet Corvette




Adiabatic posted:

That's neat and all but like car game.

why 6 speeds when 8 is more? Have some Orange Dodge Charger



you're going to want that extended powertrain warranty

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)

buttcrackmenace posted:

why 6 speeds when 8 is more? Have some Orange Dodge Charger



you're going to want that extended powertrain warranty

Because those are common. Much less common than say a 1M in Valencia Orange

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

I was on my back under my tranny, I pulled out the plug and got showered in brown, viscous tranny fluid

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



22 Eargesplitten posted:

No joke I remember someone coming in and yelling at a poster for saying tranny. They obviously had just been searching the forums and going in and yelling about it without reading the thread. It wasn’t even a joke poster, just some weirdo making a forums crusade against any use of the word.

OP did it in GiP, if I'm remembering their old avatar correctly because it always gave me a laugh.

bandman
Mar 17, 2008


Rivethead posted:

So you're saying I should be a regular at http://tranny-fluid.net ?

Risky click of the month right there.

Kaptainballistik
Nov 2, 2005

Why ask me ? I cant understand me either!


Nidhg00670000 posted:

Agreed Dave, gently caress (most) religious people.

It’s the Non Religous people who seem to be the most self righteous .

Now excuse me whilst I go have sex.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.


Kaptainballistik posted:

It’s the Non Religous people who seem to be the most self righteous .

Now excuse me whilst I go have sex.
My comment was nothing to do with actual religion, though I do find a lot of people to have little more basis than that for their assumption of being morally right.

Kaptainballistik
Nov 2, 2005

Why ask me ? I cant understand me either!


Can’t talk , having sex.

For a Huey gunship, this means firing sidewinders.

I like being a Huey gunship. A male Huey gunship as sexuality is not a construct.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011


Kaptainballistik posted:

Can’t talk , having sex.

For a Huey gunship, this means firing sidewinders.

I like being a Huey gunship. A male Huey gunship as sexuality is not a construct.

Don't do this.

Kaptainballistik
Nov 2, 2005

Why ask me ? I cant understand me either!


But... but...

Oh, ok.

STR
May 12, 2006

I thought I was a nice jester


Somewhat Heroic posted:

Because those are common. Much less common than say a 1M in Valencia Orange



What about the finest GM automobile, the orange Pontiac Aztek?



e: VVVVV awww, the orange one is bleeding

STR fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Jul 18, 2018

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011


If you're going to get a Pontiac Aztek, you may as well get a notable one, like this Champagne Pontiac Aztek, like from the hit television show Breaking Bad.


(Also pictured is a Red Pontiac Aztek)

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.


Yeah, a Huey gunship is what, 60 years old? Maturity is one thing, but drat. You've probably got some serious rotor fatigue and grip pad bond failure going on.

Kaptainballistik
Nov 2, 2005

Why ask me ? I cant understand me either!


InitialDave posted:

Yeah, a Huey gunship is what, 60 years old? Maturity is one thing, but drat. You've probably got some serious rotor fatigue and grip pad bond failure going on.

At least I’m not some hipster lubersexual, hunting free range gluten free vegan Taco’s and destroying old bikes with anglegrinders so they look”cool”

Kaptainballistik fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Jul 18, 2018

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006



Kaptainballistik posted:

At least I’m not some hipster lubersexual, hunting free range gluten free vegan Taco’s and destroying old bikes with anglegrinders so they look”cool”

You forgot the drinking Pabst part

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010


Bad Dog

Being a lubersexual is extremely good and honestly probably mandatory once you're in your late 30s

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Kaptainballistik
Nov 2, 2005

Why ask me ? I cant understand me either!


Applebees Appetizer posted:

You forgot the drinking Pabst part

Craft beer.... Craft.... never water

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