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Lol you got worms son
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BigBadSteve posted:Serious post (all these have helped my own rear end in a top hat problems): ahahahaa 
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Jul 19, 2018 18:01
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BigBadSteve posted:Serious post (all these have helped my own rear end in a top hat problems): ladies and gentlemen we have just witnessed a man admitting on gbs that every morning he sticks his finger up his butt as far as it can go
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Jul 19, 2018 18:02
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I've never gotten my spit on my own butthole and I'm not starting today
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Jul 19, 2018 18:02
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I had my butthole seared shut years ago, I just pee it all out.
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Jul 19, 2018 18:19
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Try garlic, op. I pushed garlic cloves up my wife's rear end for a couple months after our dirty, retard nephew brought her a gift of pinworms. She couldn't take traditional meds for it because she was pregnant with our twins at the time and the doctor suggested it as a possible alternative. The garlic worked. It got rid of the worms and he quit staying at our house on weekends.
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Jul 19, 2018 18:20
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Mammal Sauce posted:Try garlic, op. I pushed garlic cloves up my wife's rear end for a couple months after our dirty, retard nephew brought her a gift of pinworms. She couldn't take traditional meds for it because she was pregnant with our twins at the time and the doctor suggested it as a possible alternative. 
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Jul 19, 2018 18:23
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Bathe you filthy gently caress.
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Jul 19, 2018 18:23
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Stick your finger up in there and give it a wiggle e:f,b
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Jul 19, 2018 18:24
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BigBadSteve posted:Serious post (all these have helped my own rear end in a top hat problems): Mammal Sauce posted:Try garlic, op. I pushed garlic cloves up my wife's rear end for a couple months after our dirty, retard nephew brought her a gift of pinworms. She couldn't take traditional meds for it because she was pregnant with our twins at the time and the doctor suggested it as a possible alternative. Lmfao
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Jul 19, 2018 18:24
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Confuciass say: Those who mock men wise in the ways of the rear end in a top hat, will one day be sad victims of their own assholes.
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Jul 19, 2018 18:24
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The Cubelodyte posted:Regular showers Wow looks like someone’s got ocd mr hoity-toity
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Jul 19, 2018 18:26
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sauce's wife: "Honey, I wish you would stop telling complete strangers about how you stuck garlic up my butt" *sauce looks up from gbs* "What's that?"
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Jul 19, 2018 18:29
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Submerge your rear end in a top hat underwater first Waterbirth that poo poo
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Jul 19, 2018 18:34
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Mel Mudkiper posted:sauce's wife: "Honey, I wish you would stop telling complete strangers about how you stuck garlic up my butt"
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Jul 19, 2018 18:34
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Why do you think toilets have bowls? Originally toilets didn't have seats and you're supposed to dunk your rear end in the bowl as you poo poo. The seat and "dry making GBS threads" is a modern affectation that obviously brings many problems
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Jul 19, 2018 18:37
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Why do you think toilets have bowls? Originally toilets didn't have seats and you're supposed to dunk your rear end in the bowl as you poo poo. The seat and "dry making GBS threads" is a modern affectation that obviously brings many problems ya this is how they do it in europe and is the equivalent of a modern bidet. ur supposed to take a nap afterwards
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Jul 19, 2018 18:42
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Mel Mudkiper posted:sauce's wife: "Honey, I wish you would stop telling complete strangers about how you stuck garlic up my butt"
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Jul 19, 2018 18:46
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Mammal Sauce posted:Try garlic, op. I pushed garlic cloves up my wife's rear end for a couple months after our dirty, retard nephew brought her a gift of pinworms. She couldn't take traditional meds for it because she was pregnant with our twins at the time and the doctor suggested it as a possible alternative. Props to that doctor for his dedication to making house calls
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Jul 19, 2018 18:49
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Normally what I'll do is head over to the pet store. They sell these really fine mesh sacks and bulk activated charcoal (it's for aquarium stuff so look there). Take a little of the charcoal and put it into the sack. Then you're gonna wanna work that right up your bhole (I like to get on all 4s and have the wife do this part, she gets upset sometimes but it's way more convenient). You'll want to keep it up there as long as you can, a good 6 hours at a crack, then take a couple hour break in between sessions. Should all clear up in about a week
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Jul 19, 2018 18:52
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help I misread what you said and used a whole chunk of charcoal and just started making GBS threads diamonds is this normal
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Jul 19, 2018 18:55
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Try wiping over a mirror to look for deficiencies in your technique
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Jul 19, 2018 18:56
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Stop wiping. Your poo contains natural oils which lubricate and protect your o-ring. Wiping dries and irritates the skin.
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Jul 19, 2018 19:04
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Rename GBS to "Good Butthole Solutions"
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Jul 19, 2018 19:07
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Sometimes I sit around and think about how humans have evolved to be the kings of the earth but how we somehow are also the only animals with a significantly obstructed butthole Like every other animals has a fully open and exposed rear end in a top hat which eliminates all concerns about wiping but for some reason we have to squeeze it right between these two fat slabs of meat that just makes a terrible mess
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Jul 19, 2018 19:07
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Volunteer as a test subject at your local proctology school. They probably have all kinds of state of the art chemicals.
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Jul 19, 2018 19:10
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Mammal Sauce posted:Try garlic, op. I pushed garlic cloves up my wife's rear end for a couple months after our dirty, retard nephew brought her a gift of pinworms. She couldn't take traditional meds for it because she was pregnant with our twins at the time and the doctor suggested it as a possible alternative.
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Jul 19, 2018 19:56
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Are we sure this thread is not an erotic Wario fanfiction?
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Jul 19, 2018 19:56
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I'm pretty sure the human rear end in a top hat is the Chinese puzzle box of GBS.
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Jul 19, 2018 20:04
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Clitch posted:I'm pretty sure the human rear end in a top hat is the Chinese puzzle box of GBS. no, it's the chinese finger trap of gbs
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Jul 19, 2018 20:12
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Mammal Sauce posted:Try garlic, op. I pushed garlic cloves up my wife's rear end for a couple months after our dirty, retard nephew brought her a gift of pinworms. She couldn't take traditional meds for it because she was pregnant with our twins at the time and the doctor suggested it as a possible alternative. i mean i love me some garlic knots, but this is ridiculous!
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Jul 19, 2018 20:15
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rub some garlic on your gf's strapon and have her go to town
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Jul 19, 2018 20:23
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BigBadSteve posted:Serious post (all these have helped my own rear end in a top hat problems): rear end in a top hat problems? i got an rear end in a top hat problem for you right here it's called gbs and you're gonna need a hell of a long finger
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Jul 19, 2018 21:08
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Copious amounts of anal sex ought to clear that right up, OP. I just gently caress somebody in the rear end all day and night. Clears me up right as rain when I'm done. Well, back to it!
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Jul 19, 2018 21:19
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ArbitraryC posted:rub some garlic on your gf's strapon and have her go to town
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Jul 19, 2018 21:28
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Sounds like lampreys op. Those bastards are everywhere.
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Jul 19, 2018 21:29
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rear end lampreys
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Jul 19, 2018 21:29
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Sometimes the sensation of a good fart can relieve the itch. The trick is to clemch your hole while you let it rip for maximum vibration. Or I don’t know, try washing your dirty rear end.
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Jul 19, 2018 21:37
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get your girlfriend or wife or dog or mom or whoever you live with a waterpik toothbrush flosser things they all work, but the shower mounted one is best you can get rewarded with kisses for being thoughtful since you bought a nice hygiene product for your roommate or relative or girlfriend or whatever, and you get the added bonus of literally piking your rear end in a top hat clean with water (using the waterpik). shower one works best because your buttcrumbs go down the drain pretty well and you get to watch em hit the tub floor as you pik them off with water. it's fun, it's good, literally no downside
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Mammal Sauce posted:Try garlic, op. I pushed garlic cloves up my wife's rear end for a couple months after our dirty, retard nephew brought her a gift of pinworms. She couldn't take traditional meds for it because she was pregnant with our twins at the time and the doctor suggested it as a possible alternative. I'm pretty sure we have all poked garlic up this guy's wife's butthole at one point or another and we have all been satisfied with the results.
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