who is the most important person in the universe?

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select the most important human being ever:
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curlys gold: Jan 17, 2018

no goku voted 1

# ? Jul 20, 2018 01:09

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 19:59

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

Caganer posted:

lets do important people from a hat!

*reaches inside imaginary hat to pull out imaginary paper*

it's... COLLINNNNN MOCHHHHRIEEE

# ? Jul 20, 2018 01:38

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

bertie higgins

# ? Jul 20, 2018 02:16

Kyron: Aug 6, 2013

Rib kid

# ? Jul 20, 2018 02:18

GreatGreen: Jul 3, 2007; That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

Weedlord Bonerhitler

# ? Jul 20, 2018 02:27

ContraBoss: Dec 6, 2005; Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Personally, I think I'm hot poo poo!

# ? Jul 20, 2018 02:29

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

schmuckfeatures posted:

this is a very pertinent question that can only be settled through a somethingawful forums poll.

show your working & explain your reasoning for full marks.

please try not to click all the buttons at once (thanks in advance)

you are op

# ? Jul 20, 2018 02:36

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

there is only one person in the universe. we are all just reflections of a single super consciousness. so the most important person is me, and its you too

# ? Jul 20, 2018 02:39

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Col Phillins

# ? Jul 20, 2018 03:40

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

The President of the United States (POTUS)

# ? Jul 20, 2018 03:41

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

it's Goku

# ? Jul 20, 2018 03:44

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

i dont know about the whole unieverse, but morgan freeman i would say, is the most important person in 2/3rds of it or thereabouts.

# ? Jul 20, 2018 03:46

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Rutibex posted:

there is only one person in the universe. we are all just reflections of a single super consciousness. so the most important person is me, and its you too

Nah.

# ? Jul 20, 2018 03:46

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

ah the dennis system. what a scallywag

# ? Jul 20, 2018 03:48

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

the human soul is just a loaf of data....made....of star dust.....

# ? Jul 20, 2018 03:48

spinderella: Jul 15, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

It's still me OP

# ? Jul 20, 2018 03:50

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

we are all made of star dust, as carl sagan once ejaculated. and what were it to say but that, we are all of one pile of the same?

# ? Jul 20, 2018 03:52

Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

Maddox

# ? Jul 20, 2018 03:54

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.