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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.


Well that was a hell of a Derby and All Star Game, wasn’t it? Unfortunately, good things never last, and we gotta continue on with the regular season (and find out how many broken players we got from all the dongs hit over the break).

Only game on tonight is Cardinals vs Cubs, but you can check out the rest of the schedule here.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.



Illegal Hen

gently caress the Cardinals.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.



Illegal Hen

MLB TV thinks this is a postseason game and won't let me watch.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Big Super Slapstick Hunk

Go CarMart

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.



Illegal Hen

Oh hey great we're sliding back into that "give up runs in the first inning" habit again.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.



Illegal Hen

Oh and we have lovely Hendricks too yay

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts

Buglord

Holy poo poo Pham crushed that

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016



Grimey Drawer

Your Taint posted:

Oh and we have lovely Hendricks too yay

Kyle stop sucking.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Big Super Slapstick Hunk

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts

Buglord

What the hell Jedd

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts

Buglord

ARE YOU SERIOUS TOMMY

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Well gently caress.

Nice stop Russell, weird flail toss though.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002



Pillbug

That flop did not look pleasant

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Matt Vasgergian seems very bitter.

No bachelorette party and no grown men with gloves.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Good job Carrots!

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

10 bucks says I'm safe


hahah nice hit, no no I guess not, no wait,

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Rizzo!

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

the popes toes posted:

hahah nice hit, no no I guess not, no wait,

Even though he got to the ball he had no chance to get him at first, idk what Matt was seeing.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Hell yeah J-Hey!

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.



Nuke the whole team from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

10 bucks says I'm safe


At least Martinez hasn't walked anybody

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.



Illegal Hen

gently caress every single Cardinal forever.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Ahhhh much better.

Happ

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


I hope A-Rod was shading Jeets with that "I know so many superstars who would say 'I'm never switching positions'"

Also lol at him calling Bryant a guy who hits 50 home runs

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

xbilkis posted:

I hope A-Rod was shading Jeets with that "I know so many superstars who would say 'I'm never switching positions'"

Also lol at him calling Bryant a guy who hits 50 home runs



Add em up, that's over 50.

thrilla in vanilla
Oct 9, 2012

NEVER LET A
RANDOM MOTHERFUCKER
SHOOT THE B ROLL


SELL SELL SELL HOLY poo poo SELL

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

Let's* go Blackhawks! The Blues and Red Wings suck.

I'm ready for the Cardinals to be a beast in 2020 with all the prospects they're gonna haul in.

thrilla in vanilla
Oct 9, 2012

NEVER LET A
RANDOM MOTHERFUCKER
SHOOT THE B ROLL


Gyorko, jose martinez, ozuna, carlos, norris.....don't think we'll be able to fool anyone into taking on dexter or holland though.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Heyward continueing to rake. I love it.

thrilla in vanilla
Oct 9, 2012

NEVER LET A
RANDOM MOTHERFUCKER
SHOOT THE B ROLL


I really hope we finish the season with the most errors. I love embarrassing sloppy horseshit baseball.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

ZoRBIst

Cardinals defense sure is something.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



let's do crimes

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts

Buglord

Bleh I'm done with this clownshow for the night

Clown town

What a bunch of clowns

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

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That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

lol what was that? Have Heyward and Zobrist never run on a lefty before? Wait until he's going home.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

Toews the rainbow.


The reason I didn't score tonight in my hockey game is because I was giving all my scoring abilities to the Cubs and definitely NOT because I'm a poo poo hockey player.

You're welcome.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

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That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Matt is salty as gently caress

Sinnlos
Sep 5, 2011

Ask me about believing in magical rainbow gold



Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The reason I didn't score tonight in my hockey game is because I was giving all my scoring abilities to the Cubs and definitely NOT because I'm a poo poo hockey player.

You're welcome.

Thank you for your service.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Somebody give Jose Martinez some Ambien, he's having a seizure at the plate.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的


I see the Cardinals honored Mike Matheny by leaving Carlos Martinez in the game an inning too long

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

Toews the rainbow.


Hey let's put Justin Wilson in a high-leverage situation. What could go wrong?

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