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hey folks, welcome to buttfuckers. oops! haha, sorry, it's my first day |
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hey guys. welcome to fuddfuckers. we've got a selection of tasteful nudes of Elmer Fudd being blasted in the rear end by Bugs and the gang. aw geez, no we don't, we actually just serve burgers and fries
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Jul 19, 2018 22:37
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Hi there, local Christian Youth Ministry, and welcome to Satan's Nut-Guzzler's! Whoopsie daisy! I know you won't want to tip after that, but due to the size of your group we will be enforcing a gratuity on your bill
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Jul 19, 2018 22:38
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FutonForensic posted:hey guys. welcome to fuddfuckers. we've got a selection of tasteful nudes of Elmer Fudd being blasted in the rear end by Bugs and the gang. aw geez, no we don't, we actually just serve burgers and fries
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Jul 19, 2018 22:41
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howdy pardners, and welcome to Fuddfuppptpptthhh. Fuddfuckppthhh. FPPPBBBPPBBTH. I'll get y'all some napkins to wipe off the saliva
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Jul 19, 2018 22:41
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Hail and well met! Welcome to--excuse me for just a moment. *Runs outside, stares at the sign for a bit, really squints at it, tries to sound out each letter and then each syllable, then gives a go at the whole word, chuckles thoughtfully to themself, and rushes back in* Welcome to what I think is a "Fuckfucker's". Who wants to try the World's Greatest Burgers?
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Jul 19, 2018 22:47
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*shows up for first day of work wearing a g string, a butt plug and assless chaps* "ohhhhhh..... this is a restaurant?..."
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Jul 19, 2018 22:52
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*talking to the line cook as i grab my table's order* "so i still don't get it... do you guys like, gently caress the burgers or something? what? what did i say wrong!?"
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Jul 19, 2018 22:55
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Jul 19, 2018 23:00
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no one cares about your life stories, dad
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Jul 19, 2018 23:04
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jeffery posted:no one cares about your life stories, dad every day I relieve the moment I walked up to a table of a perfect, smiling family, clasped my hands and cheerily said, "Welcome to the gently caress Shop" and ran away sobbing
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Jul 19, 2018 23:09
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| *shooting the patron s with a bazooka* whoops my bad *points to trainee badge on my chest* | |
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Jul 19, 2018 23:14
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cda posted:*shooting the patron s with a bazooka* whoops my bad *points to trainee badge on my chest*
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Jul 19, 2018 23:57
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cda posted:*shooting the patron s with a bazooka* whoops my bad *points to trainee badge on my chest* |
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Jul 20, 2018 00:05
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Me: Welcome to Fuddrucker’s! Patron *giggling*: Don’t you mean Rudd fuckers haHahAhHa Me: Siss on YOU pister! You ain’t so mucking futch! Why don’t you go back to your OWN jack yard and back off! Don’t bother ME with your trucking fubbles, I’ve got my own problems! Patron: Double burger with cheese, fries, and a large Coke Me: Here’s your cyber puck, enjoy your meal https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 20, 2018 00:27
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Splatmaster posted:Me: Welcome to Fuddrucker’s!
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Jul 20, 2018 00:29
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Splatmaster posted:Me: Welcome to Fuddrucker’s! |
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Jul 20, 2018 00:39
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*in monotone voice with thousand-yard stare* hi. I'm at Fuddrucker's |
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Jul 20, 2018 00:47
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sigh... welcome to Taco Hell, I guess *stare longingly out the drive-thru window at the Fuddrucker's across the street, and dream of what could have been*
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Jul 20, 2018 00:57
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Walking up to a table taking each persons drink and spilling it over their heads then giving each person a wedgie "WELCOME TO gently caress" Manager smiling walks up from behind and apologizes to everyone at the table "Sorry folks! He's still in training. What he meant to say was 'Welcome to Fuddrucker's'" Manager then punches the table so hard food gets knocked off everyone's plates |
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Jul 20, 2018 02:00
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hello folks welcome to f- *makes air quotes gesture with fingers* "uddr" *conspicuously completes air quote gesture* -uckers. may I just say in welcome, fuddruck you all, you fuddrucking fuddruckers. what kind of shiddruck would you like to eat and or drink?
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Jul 20, 2018 04:14
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i assume it was probably a pretty stressful day for this dude unless he was a really veteran waiter and youre all kind of making light of that and its hosed up
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Jul 20, 2018 04:30
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WindmillSlayer posted:unless he was a really veteran waiter The esteemed veteran waiter, his apron covered with flair of extreme merit, takes a long drag on his fifth American Spirt next to the produce bar (the greenhorn manager is too weak to tell him to take it outside). He eyes the rookie serving the corner booth and reads the freshman's lips stutter out: F-L-U-P-P-T-U-B-B-E-R-S. The grizzled man, too weary to die, shakes his head and puts out his cigarette in the tomatoes. Time to show the kids how to pronounce "Duffducker's". I mean "Dilfdiddler's." I mean--
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Jul 20, 2018 04:58
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HaveARottenDay posted:Walking up to a table taking each persons drink and spilling it over their heads then giving each person a wedgie WELCOME TO gently caress lol
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Jul 20, 2018 06:58
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Welcome to the fucker barrel, what can I - wait no that's the other one, uh let me start again sorry. *peeks at menu on table, trying to read upside down* welcome to the fucktub |
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Jul 20, 2018 11:54
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WindmillSlayer posted:i assume it was probably a pretty stressful day for this dude unless he was a really veteran waiter and youre all kind of making light of that and its hosed up Can't believe you don't understand that the premise of this thread is that the waiter is literally Adolf Hitler, and it's his first day at Fuddrucker's |
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Jul 20, 2018 12:33
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Waiter to family: Fuddrucker's... Does that sound Jewish to you? They sure pay like it is. *family begins slowly and methodically beating the waiter to death, pulling his teeth out one by one, doing medical experiments on him, quoting Inglorious Basterds, really loving up his brand new Fuddrucker's uniform that he had to pay for out of his own paycheck* Waiter: drat, some Mondays I wish I hadn't escaped the bunker. |
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Jul 20, 2018 12:37
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alnilam posted:Welcome to the fucker barrel, what can I - wait no that's the other one, uh let me start again sorry. *peeks at menu on table, trying to read upside down* welcome to the fucktub lol cda posted:Waiter to family: Fuddrucker's... Does that sound Jewish to you? They sure pay like it is. This... this hits close to home 
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Jul 20, 2018 13:11
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"i'm sorry adolf but there is a no facial hair policy here at fuddruckers, yes i understand its a very small mustache but it still needs to be shaved off before you can start your shift"
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Jul 20, 2018 13:58
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well i think id tip hitler maybe 5% and only if it was great service
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Jul 20, 2018 14:33
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 narrator: "our search has brought us to this small suburb, every clue, every dead end, every tip has culminated in this, our hunt has finally ended..." *camera zooms across a parking lot into a fuddruckers window and rests on the face of a beleaguered adolf hitler as he struggles to clear a table of empty plates while a toddler screams in the background, a middle aged manager, gary, can be seen scolding hitler on his slow pace*
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Jul 20, 2018 14:51
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after some observation, nazi hunters decide to leave hitler where he is to die a natural death - citing that his current situation is a cruller punishment than they could legally enforce
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Jul 20, 2018 15:17
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"i guess the world has a funny way of balancing out" one of the lead nazi hunters chuckles as Hitler slips on a french fry. "Karma'll get you every time"
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Jul 20, 2018 15:18
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Luvcow posted:
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Jul 20, 2018 15:20
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Luvcow posted:
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Jul 20, 2018 15:44
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Hitler carefully studies the troop position markers on his war map. It's clear that his glorious empire has failed. "Ach," he thinks, "dass war eine ebenso große Zeitverschwendung wie die Kunstakademie." Sighing, he takes out a phone and navigates to monster.com. |
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Jul 20, 2018 17:18
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Socks4Hands posted:after some observation, nazi hunters decide to leave hitler where he is to die a natural death - citing that his current situation is a cruller punishment than they could legally enforce Socks4Hands posted:"i guess the world has a funny way of balancing out" one of the lead nazi hunters chuckles as Hitler slips on a french fry. "Karma'll get you every time" |
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Jul 20, 2018 18:08
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welcome to the fudd reich
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Jul 20, 2018 18:53
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Waiter: Heil, I mean "hi" my name is Adolf und I vill be your server- velcome to FuddReicher's, you are ready to order, ya? Godwin: You are LITERALLY Hitler! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 20, 2018 19:21
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FutonForensic posted:welcome to the fudd reich Lmao |
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Jul 20, 2018 20:12
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