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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
and now he keeps barfing and whining and won't eat his food

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
get your rear end to mars :yosbutt:

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Was his name Spot?

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
i've never met anyone who named their dog spot

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



:rip: op's dog

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Cease to Hope posted:

i've never met anyone who named their dog spot

gently caress you, man. I have eight dogs and they are all named Spot.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Hes probably in pain
Get him to the vet
Idiot

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Now
Please

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
My dog is named spot. He's a little white dude with a big black spot on his back. I couldn't have named him anything else.

I better be careful with that spot remover, but it may come in handy because I don't have anywhere to bury him

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

spinderella posted:

Hes probably in pain
Get him to the vet
Idiot

:hmmyes:

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Literally A Person posted:

gently caress you, man. I have eight dogs and they are all named Spot.

cool you want to meet up later then

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Cease to Hope posted:

cool you want to meet up later then

...oh. Um, yeah.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I accidentally shot a nail gun through my dogs leg and now he's limping and crying and won't eat what could this mean?

Animals! Nature's mystery.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

I accidentally shot a nail gun through my dogs leg and now he's limping and crying and won't eat what could this mean?

Animals! Nature's mystery.

Parvo?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Two,words: pressure washer

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

whats a spot remoever???

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Literally A Person posted:

...oh. Um, yeah.

i'll text you

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Big Beef City posted:

I accidentally shot a nail gun through my dogs leg and now he's limping and crying and won't eat what could this mean?

Animals! Nature's mystery.

Lol

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

numberoneposter posted:

whats a spot remoever???

it's like polish remover but less racist

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

numberoneposter posted:

whats a spot remoever???

antifreeze

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Cease to Hope posted:

it's like polish remover but less racist

Does this mean that polishing the china is racist?

I just like having clean dishes.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i had a dream that my pug was being put to sleep again only instead of the vet doing it, it was donald trump in the oval office

he's like "ok put the pug here on the desk, now you better hug him now because he's gonna be dead after this, you know this is gonna kill him right? yeah hug him ok but hurry up and get him over here on the desk, alright bubye doggy"

and he killed my pug

i told my Dr in the hospital, no one cared

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



rip cerberos

that's just a little greek reference for y'all

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit

Quote-Unquote posted:

rip cerberos

that's just a little greek reference for y'all

spot is Nordic though, so RIP Garmr probaby

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I though there was gonna be some dumb pun as the punchline but nope the entirety of the joke is animal abuse.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Over There posted:

Was his name Spot?

I think that's implied

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Matryoshka SexDoll posted:

spot is Nordic though, so RIP Garmr probaby

we should ask the op what nationality his dog is


i bet it's 'goodboy'.

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit
heckin' pupper takes a long night night

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
dogs are citizens of the world

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

numberoneposter posted:

whats a spot remoever???

Nothing much what's spot removering with you??

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Have you tried a spot applicator, OP?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Just throw some just for men touch of gray on there it’ll even out

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
you can't put just for men on a dog

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

but all men are dogs???

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

but all men are dogs???

https://i.imgur.com/WC4pB1l.mp4

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

but all men are dogs???

It'll serve you right if your next man date shits on the floor, gobbles down the turd, then tries to lick your face.

jeffery
Jan 1, 2013
rockefeller era movies

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

Have you tried a spot applicator, OP?

i tried this with a can of beans but it came out all irregular

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Cease to Hope posted:

you can't put just for men on a dog

Not with that attitude

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

curlys gold posted:

i tried this with a can of beans but it came out all irregular

You gotta work em in

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