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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

spinderella posted:

Hes probably in pain
Get him to the vet
Idiot

if the dog is american he probably doesn't have health insurance

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ein cooler Typ posted:

if the dog is american he probably doesn't have health insurance

Wells Fargo just had to make a huge settlement with its clients because it was scamming them for money on (amongst other things) pet insurance and then tricking them and never paying out

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
were one to spill such a spot remover on the leopard...well, u know the rest ;)

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Orkin Mang posted:

were one to spill such a spot remover on the leopard...well, u know the rest ;)

it would...hurt the leopard?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lets just say,much like my alcoholism, my inner leopard has his spots he always had,even if i spill some of that poo poo as it were, on the habit of mine...

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Orkin Mang posted:

lets just say,much like my alcoholism, my inner leopard has his spots he always had,even if i spill some of that poo poo as it were, on the habit of mine...

The...leopard is an alcoholic?

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the leopard is alcoholism

Elephant Parade
Jan 20, 2018

chainprobe OP until he takes his dog to the vet

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I had a hamster named Spot.

I accidentally killed him when I fed him a frosted Cheerio

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
If he's still there, I'd say get a refund on that spot remover.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Should have spilled post remover on your monitor, idiot :smugdog:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Mod challenge - Op post a photo of your dog at the vet, or something hosed up will happen :sun:

If you don't actually have an ill dog, a photo of you with any food item on your head will do fine.

You have 12 hours. :siren:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Jul 20, 2018

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Mod challenge - Op post a photo of your dog at the vet, or something hosed up will happen :sun:

You have 12 hours. :siren:

i kinda want to see something hosed up happen. Don't post it, OP

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Mod challenge - Op post a photo of your dog at the vet, or something hosed up will happen :sun:

If you don't actually have an ill dog, a photo of you with any food item on your head will do fine.

You have 12 hours. :siren:

i don't own a camera or a dog, it's a variation on a steven wright bit

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you spill my dog!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
ironically i don't have a camera because i spilled something on my phone

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Cease to Hope posted:

ironically i don't have a camera because i spilled something on my phone

Uh oh

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Haha OP is hosed

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

lol this is gettin good now

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
my dog likes to start fires

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i'd take a picture but he set my phone on fire last night, thankfully only broke the camera

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Luvcow posted:

i'd take a picture but he set my phone on fire last night, thankfully only broke the camera

i know the feeling, i too have no friends that have cell phones.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
my dog ate my phone

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Luvcow posted:

i'd take a picture but he set my phone on fire last night, thankfully only broke the camera

it's not a joke, this is what a picture from my phone looks like



it's been hosed for a while

lemme see what i can organize on my next day off. no promises

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

yea well I own several cameras and they all fell on my dog, killing him and breaking themselves in the process

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I took a picture of a dog once.

Wouldn't recommend it.

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene
This kills doggo.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


drat op, OK, I can see it's a joke now. There isn't any point in moving it to pet island.

IN LIGHT OF THIS
Post an mspaint of your dog. You can use any phone app to do it.

You have to post it or get a week, or my honour as IK will be besmirched so please don't let me down. 12 hours.

This challenge sucks but IDGAF.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Jul 20, 2018

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

drat op, OK, I can see it's a joke now. There isn't any point in moving it to pet island.

IN LIGHT OF THIS
Post an mspaint of your dog. You can use any phone app to do it.

You have to post it or get a week, or my honour as IK will be besmirched so please don't let me down. 12 hours.

This challenge sucks but IDGAF.

PI was a great idea, but let's wish our #1 GBS IK best of times on his long over due upcoming holiday!!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


You'll always be #1 to me too, Burt.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Anyone who posts about a dog without a picture of said dog should get a sixer, IMO.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i wish this was my dog

HELL i wish this was me

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

guillotine

also why do people keep giving these guys money

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Super Grocery Kart posted:

Anyone who posts about a dog without a picture of said dog should get a sixer, IMO.
Particularly in the op. :hai:

numberoneposter posted:

i wish this was my dog

HELL i wish this was me


:five:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Jul 20, 2018

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://i.imgur.com/CUZAGsj.mp4

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Dam n right.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

drat op, OK, I can see it's a joke now. There isn't any point in moving it to pet island.

IN LIGHT OF THIS
Post an mspaint of your dog. You can use any phone app to do it.

You have to post it or get a week, or my honour as IK will be besmirched so please don't let me down. 12 hours.

This challenge sucks but IDGAF.

i don't have a dog, man. but i will honor the spirit of this challenge!

i am going to draw dogs (extremely badly because i can't draw well), starting with this cool cat


post dogs or draw your own dogs or draw steven wright i guess!

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Dog incels are such a good boy

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Cease to Hope posted:

i am going to draw dogs (extremely badly because i can't draw well), starting with this cool cat

:discourse:

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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011


post your dogs or steven wright

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