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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > THREAD KING
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Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
No it's about your poop

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I just want to talk about potato chips okay

* # ? Jul 22, 2018 22:24
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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
poo poo

* # ? Jul 22, 2018 22:24
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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

 :poop:

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Looking for good probe reasons for 500 dogs

* # ? Jul 22, 2018 22:25
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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 Advice to the new king: work on race relations, guard the children.

* # ? Jul 22, 2018 22:25
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Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
How are you pooping?

* # ? Jul 22, 2018 22:25
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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


 what does it mean if i haven't taken a solid poo poo in five years? gooey black diarrhea coming out my rear end constantly that smells like a rancid slaughterhouse

* # ? Jul 22, 2018 22:26
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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Putty posted:

Rules:

1) Whoever page snipes this thread will become THREAD KING for that page. Thread King determines the rules and topic of this thread.
2) You don't have to use a snipe emote to become THREAD KING.

Bad poster clause: If a poster that sucks really bad snipes the page, then the second poster on the new page will become THREAD KING. This rule is for protection from Jon Pops and I will declare when it happens. This shouldn't happen since most of them are banned and cannot post.

Example:

- Forums user The White Dragon posts first on page 2 and becomes THREAD KING. He sets the topic to be about animes.
- Forums user Applewhite posts first on page 3 and becomes THREAD KING. The White Dragon is no longer thread king. Applewhite sets the topic to be about big booties.
- Forums user [REDACTED] posts first on page 4, but he sucks so bad that second poster Smiling Mandrill becomes THREAD KING. He sets the topic to be about how much [REDACTED] sucks.

shut up putty

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Everyone in GBS gathers round as THREAD KING JAWDINS points his golden sceptre at Jon Joe's shameful pile of poo poo.

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Burt Sexual posted:

Looking for good probe reasons for 500 dogs

you mustve missed all of my lovely posts

alternate answer: turn on your monitor

edit: redundant word

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Putty posted:

Everyone in GBS gathers round as THREAD KING JAWDINS points his golden sceptre at Jon Joe's shameful pile of poo poo.


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

shut up putty

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho

goethe.cx posted:

what does it mean if i haven't taken a solid poo poo in five years? gooey black diarrhea coming out my rear end constantly that smells like a rancid slaughterhouse

You have colorectal cancer sorry

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!

* # ? Jul 22, 2018 22:40
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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014

Jawdins posted:

You have colorectal cancer sorry

is that bad?

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Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
Nah, if you get it treated you'll get a colostomy bag which is pretty convenient if you like flinging poop around

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
new rule! *gulp*

quote:

3) THREAD KING gets to choose one person to probate on their page along with a reason!
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lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007
 I’m drinking $2 pints at the grocery store and getting lit up and hoping I can be thread king also there’s a weird poop smell on the grocery store patio

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Putty posted:

new rule! *gulp*

gl with ur dying thread

edit: why did u edit a gulp in

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Putty posted:

new rule! *gulp*

May they strike down with great vengeance and furious anger

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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014

lonelylikezoidberg posted:

I’m drinking $2 pints at the grocery store and getting lit up and hoping I can be thread king also there’s a weird poop smell on the grocery store patio

try wiping next time

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Putty posted:

new rule! *gulp*


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

shut up putty
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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Poop at work or poop before shower?

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Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
Plz probate mumpy reason:

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Jawdins posted:

Plz probate mumpy reason:

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Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho

Over There posted:

Poop at work or poop before shower?

Regular brain: poop before shower
Expanding brain: poop at work
Galaxy brain: colostomy bag

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lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007

goethe.cx posted:

try wiping next time

No

* # ? Jul 22, 2018 23:17
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DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD
I like this apprehensive poop emoji.

It isn't eager like the others. It's sensitive to the dangers in our modern era. It has a sense of place, even if it doesn't know it's purpose.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Jawdins posted:

Plz probate mumpy reason:

Our king is most wise.

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_9jZsKVmWA

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free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Vv1OqLKAw

* # ? Jul 22, 2018 23:36
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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Over There posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Vv1OqLKAw

lol

* # ? Jul 22, 2018 23:44
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Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho

Over There posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Vv1OqLKAw

:hfive:

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


 I like your thread Putty

* # ? Jul 22, 2018 23:48
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Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfdJXVK8PTw

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A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
I haven't dropped an egg all day

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Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
:synpa:

e gently caress!

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Snype

E: goddamnit what the gently caress how did I miscount by one?!

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