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Wait so it's the poster of our favorite movie, or our favorite poster of a movie?
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Jul 24, 2018 01:05
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genesplicer sucks for banning people in the China thread for things he doesnt and likely could never understand Bobbie sucks for banning people in E/N just because they made funny posts Jose seems to get his panties in a knot over just about anything That's all, I don't give a crap about the rest of them
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Jul 24, 2018 22:38
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I don't like pancakes or waffles, its just a buncha bread
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Jul 24, 2018 23:47
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cnut posted:My waffles don't taste like bread. I fold a bunch of beaten egg whites into the batter before putting the irons to 'em. Perhaps, i would eat yoru waffles
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Jul 24, 2018 23:50
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I Brake For MILFs posted:What is the difference between hotcakes and pancakes? I think theyre the same, the first one is just how weird people say it
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Jul 24, 2018 23:58
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Oh hell yeah, I finally claim my rightful place on the throne Everyone post your secret projects at home. Post what you are personally working on, along with estimated ETA edit: "estimated ETA" is redundant, as your king I apologize
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Jul 25, 2018 00:00
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cnut posted:I would but the Feds would be at my door in no time My kingdom lies outside their jurisdiction, you need not worry
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Jul 25, 2018 00:19
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I Brake For MILFs posted:I'm working on a one man metal band EP. That's weird, I order you to at least find a drummer
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Jul 25, 2018 00:44
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Sorry for the sparse replies, your king was at chilis grabbing a quick presidente margaritaI Brake For MILFs posted:My King, I am the drummer, hence the arrogance and smugness to think I can do this. THEN FIND A GUITARIST YOU FOOL just having a drummer is even worse! Guards, take him away IDONTPOST posted:My real project is getting nice n buff Get one of those doorway pullup bar things off amazon and then crank out a few 'ups every time you walk by, actually did wonders for me. Dismissed. Deki posted:Working on a videogame sideproject. Turns out having a frigging full time job interferes with that a bit. ETA: 2 years maybe. What manner of game are you working on? Certain genres are prohibited in this kingdom guns for tits posted:learning a tonal language is not too easy when you only know english Your king has studied chinese as well and actually the worst part is that all the words sound the same and chinese people all just want to speak english anyway so why bother Gatekeeper posted:my secret project is a book about a man who has failed at life and has a psychotic break and becomes obsessed with traveling back in time based on pop culture concepts of time travel, like the back to the future delorean and the bill and ted phone booth and the stargate and Dr who's police thing and all that poo poo and he starts trying to actually build a time machine out of random electronics parts and just keeps injuring himself more and more severely as he attempts to test out his time machine, and his friends keep begging him to stop, and he almost stops for a love interest but he still can't give up his obsession and finally he injures himself so badly trying to hit 88mph in a phone booth on wheels going through a stargate and he's on life support and he begs his friends to just pull the plug and as he dies he goes through this crazy time vortex and suddenly he's gone back in time but he went back to the beginning of the story when his life was already totally hosed and he still can't do anything to fix it despite actually accomplishing time travel You are hereby denied permission to write this book IDONTPOST posted:My project I’m working at is becoming thread king eta: next page GUARDS
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Jul 25, 2018 01:18
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Hmm 2010 I got fired from my lovely phone tech support job. Actually they just wanted to put me on reduced pay probation because I came in late a few times, so I told them no and walked out. Ended up getting a way better job like a month later which I still have to this day so they can suck it
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Jul 25, 2018 02:42
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Grilling steak is great because it usually results in eating steak. At parties/get togethers I like to grill a giant cut and then slice it really thinly and serve it on a plate for everyone to grab pieces at their leisure. No squabbling from small people who are like "oh i can't eat a whole piece of steak!" or fatasses who eat their steak and then look sadly at their plates Worst grilling situation: person who is not the grillmaster "marinated" the raw chicken pieces by slathering on a ton of really sugary sauce. Thanks rear end in a top hat I'm sure everyone is looking forward to a big plate of burnt carcinogenic crust. bradzilla posted:Burgs are good as gently caress too. Mix some milk with a torn up piece of bread, salt, pepper, garlic and a bit of steak sauce. Mix with ground beef and make patties with dimples in the middle. Grill that poo poo on high for 5-7 minutes per side. Your majesty I am but a humble serf but the... unusual ways of your court confuse me and I fear they may anger the church
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Jul 25, 2018 18:59
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Congrats, guy who really really wanted this
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Jul 25, 2018 20:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCZFISvHmyY I pray this is to your majesty's liking
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Jul 25, 2018 22:31
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The current regime is absolute chaos
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Jul 26, 2018 00:39
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Blue Train posted:Welp  thread fuckery detected
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Jul 26, 2018 00:48
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Now that the king has been overthrown I vote that this Devils Affricate fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jul 26, 2018 |
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Jul 26, 2018 00:54
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nullEntityRNG posted:Who's the king now oh god I'm scared. If you're scared you should try drinking some alcohol. Why don't you drink alcohol?
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Jul 26, 2018 00:57
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missing a nozzle on the tip for deep butt chugging access
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Jul 26, 2018 01:04
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I have my king theme decided already, and it's not that bad
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Jul 26, 2018 01:20
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nullEntityRNG posted:It poisons the mind and the liver! The devils seductive spittle! And mcgruff said no to alcohol so I say no as well! http://time.com/5234/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-actor-jailed-for-pot-grenade-launchers/
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Jul 26, 2018 01:34
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lasers
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Jul 26, 2018 01:37
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Start posting pictures of or discussing lasers or else I will release the laser hounds Your king himself happens to own a laser most powerful (2W, class IV), bought from a man in Israel for about $250. It burns things and when you point it up into the night sky, it looks like a blue light saber stretching out to infinity. It feels like you are touching the stars. It will also permanently blind you faster than you can blink in response so be careful!
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Jul 26, 2018 01:47
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Mumpy should be probated for just durdling around in the thread without really participating. Probe reason: 
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Jul 26, 2018 01:57
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nullEntityRNG posted:Sorry my liege I did not know we were in a new page. My favorite laser fact is that it's actually an acronym, which means it should really be typed as LASER, and shouted when spoken aloud IDONTPOST posted:In middle school we all bought laser pointers on a field trip and pointed them in each other’s eyes and It hosed up my vision and now I’m a glasses wearing nerf Please keep laser discussion positive. Consider this a warning. Current charge level: 15% 
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Jul 26, 2018 03:01
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Mistle posted:Pointing a big rear end laser in the sky in America is literally illegal, you can get SERIOUS JAIL TIME NO JOKE over that. The king is aware of this and chooses to roll the dice
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Jul 26, 2018 04:32
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Cease to Hope posted:no gods no kings no masters Gatekeeper posted:*in extremely boromir voice* "this thread has no king...this thread needs no king" Gridlocked posted:You're the king? Well I didn't vote for you Probation Reason: acute laser deficiency
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Jul 26, 2018 06:42
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Gatekeeper posted:or is it just that you got boromir'ed and owned with laser sharp precision? Keep talking lasers and I might revoke the probe
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Jul 26, 2018 06:52
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Gatekeeper posted:can i talk lasers AND lord of the rings? I dunno, can you?
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Jul 26, 2018 07:42
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According to my research this is how ancient egyptians used to walk:code:
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Jul 26, 2018 19:04
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Dress up as his favorite anime and cry a lot i guess
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Jul 30, 2018 23:50
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Mod your tongue so it's like a snake's and then stick it down his peehole during blowjobs
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Jul 31, 2018 00:44
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Tape your butts together
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Jul 31, 2018 02:30
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I sit in my dimly lit room inserting pop rocks into my urethra one at a time, the sizzling sound of the escaping carbonation growing ever deeper, more guttural. I flip through the pages of my cosmo with my free hand. I chuckle to myself. These idiots will never know what men really want.
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Jul 31, 2018 05:28
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Mortal Kombat had Fatalities. Slammin from behind like mans best friend should be intense but only rarely fatal
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Jul 31, 2018 06:32
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Star Wars episode 8
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Jul 31, 2018 09:36
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Star Wars episode 9 (yet to be released)
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Jul 31, 2018 09:36
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Remember when baked chips were a popular new thing in the late 90s/early 00s, as a supposedly healthy alternative to the traditional fried chips? What a dumb mistake that was
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Jul 31, 2018 20:20
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One time I went spelunking and slid into a slippery cave, the stones smashed along my spine and my stinky little anus slammed right down onto a stalagmite with a loud squish, and then I died
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Aug 1, 2018 22:03
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ContraBoss posted:I posted this one in the butter thread but whatever: You're supposed to spray it on your wrist like with perfume
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