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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Pssshhhhh man I like to bust right up the middle on the bottom of the chin. :smug:

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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spinderella posted:

AWESOME!!!!!!!!
OK, here is what this page is:
Cosmo magazine and the like always have stupid articles giving ladies bedroom advice:

"Put his Dick Through a Donut and Eat It Before You Copulate"
(And don't be surprised if the handcuffs come out, ladies.)

What sexual advice SHOULD THEY REALLY GIVE in those magazines?

Pop Rocks in the pussy. :hai:

ClamdestineBoyster
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spinderella posted:

Ok. Thank you but NO. :colbert:

I'm looking for info/ideas of what is a real turn on or feels good that I don't already know

That won't corrode my ladybits....

It doesn’t corrode your mouth. :colbert:

ClamdestineBoyster
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spinderella posted:

Ok head with pop rocks. I would try that, sure.

Oh whoa i didn’t even think about that. Hey you got a real dirty mind. I dig that. :hmmyes:

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Devils Affricate posted:

I sit in my dimly lit room inserting pop rocks into my urethra one at a time, the sizzling sound of the escaping carbonation growing ever deeper, more guttural. I flip through the pages of my cosmo with my free hand. I chuckle to myself. These idiots will never know what men really want.

She filled her mouth with equal amounts of pop rocks, chili peppers, and cocaine, and the sensation was something like snowboarding through burning thistle in a blizzard. 4/5. :kiddo:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Rocky IV
Short Circuit II

ClamdestineBoyster
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Roots 2057

ClamdestineBoyster
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Hickory bbq flavor. :munch:

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ClamdestineBoyster
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Sour cream and onion. :woop:

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