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Poseidon: Da-aad, I'm thirsty. Can you get me a glass of water? Dad? Cronus: Urmphj....ugh...it's 3 am son...you're the god of water, you can get it yourself... Poseidon: But it tastes better from the kitchen...Dad? Dad! Cronus: Ugh... |
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*knocking* Hades, whispering: Daddy...can I come sleep in your bed? I had a bad dream.  Cronus: Oh Hades, I'm sorry little guy, let's just go get you tucked back in your bed, like we talked about. Hades: But I'm scared of the dark!!! And I had a bad dream about dead people. Cronus: ... Hade: Pleeeease can I come sleep with you and Mom, just tonight? Cronus: NO! |
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Demeter: Dad...Dad...DADDY! Cronus: Wha-whazt? Is everything ok? Is there a fire? Demeter: Hades has my baby doll again and he WON'T GIVE IT BACK! Cronus: Well pumpkin, let's go talk to him and I'm sure he'll give your dolly back. Demeter: You know he won't listen he's BAD! Cronus: In this family, we don't assume, we ask first. Let's go... Demeter: *holds breath and starts to turn red* Cronus: Now Demeter, we talked about tantrums...I can't help you if you aren't able to be calm. Can you be calm? Demeter: *eyes bugging out* Cronus: Demeter, stop...Demeter! You need to stop holding your breath and breathe! Demeter: *passes out* Cronus: *sigh* |
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Jul 23, 2018 02:08
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Jul 23, 2018 02:09
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Cronus tries to take the kids on a weekend road trip and snaps after 6 hours of Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? |
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Jul 23, 2018 02:39
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Athena: Well, this is interesting... Arachne: What's that? Athena: It says here the average person eats 8 spiders a year! Arachne: ... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 23, 2018 02:53
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Splatmaster posted:Athena: Well, this is interesting...
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Jul 23, 2018 03:03
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god: well some people like putting meat on a wooden skewer and then baking it in the sun to dry it out and preserve the meat.... wow... thats sounds like it would be pretty good.
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Jul 23, 2018 04:12
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Luvcow posted:god: well some people like putting meat on a wooden skewer and then baking it in the sun to dry it out and preserve the meat.... wow... thats sounds like it would be pretty good.
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Jul 23, 2018 04:18
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zeus, posting "thinking black guy" meme to facebook: "why just eat a baby... ...when you can eat a whole pregnant wife?" |
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Jul 23, 2018 04:44
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zeus wanted to experience what turning into a butterfly felt like and decided becoming a very hungry caterpillar was the best thing to do |
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Jul 23, 2018 05:29
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thor got drunk on an empty stomach, had a bad case of lightning goggles, and an insatiable appetite |
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Jul 23, 2018 05:31
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Old gods are stories about founding members of societies handed down a couple hundred times and people can be loving monsters.
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Jul 23, 2018 05:31
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Sometimes, I don't know, I'm high.
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Jul 23, 2018 05:32
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Ares: *mouth full* "wohr iff hell" |
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Jul 23, 2018 05:32
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*Pluto sticks his head through the door like that guy in the shining,* I'm going to eat my children.
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Jul 23, 2018 05:33
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Roman gods ate like twice as many children as the greek gods but that just might be roman propaganda.
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Jul 23, 2018 05:34
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*Hears a story about some dude who ate his kids till one of them cracked his skull open.* I bet that kid has lighting powers.
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Jul 23, 2018 05:35
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Macnult posted:Ares: *mouth full* "wohr iff hell" ---------------- |
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Jul 23, 2018 05:36
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drilldo squirt posted:*Hears a story about some dude who ate his kids till one of them cracked his skull open.* I bet that kid has lighting powers. |
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Jul 23, 2018 14:30
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Macnult posted:Ares: *mouth full* "wohr iff hell" |
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Jul 24, 2018 16:13
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Pizza delivery had yet to be invented. |
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Jul 24, 2018 17:46
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Luvcow posted:god: well some people like putting meat on a wooden skewer and then baking it in the sun to dry it out and preserve the meat.... wow... thats sounds like it would be pretty good. 
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Jul 24, 2018 18:21
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Macnult posted:Ares: *mouth full* "wohr iff hell" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 24, 2018 18:27
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Hera: "Why are the goats still out back? I thought you were going to roast them." Zeus: "Ohhh, kids. Whoops." |
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Jul 24, 2018 20:32
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Hera: "Why are the goats still out back? I thought you were going to roast them." |
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Jul 24, 2018 22:22
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I recently visited the museum where they have goya's saturn devouring his son painting and I was really disappointed that they didn't sell children gummies in the gift shop |
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Jul 25, 2018 04:29
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Hera: "Why are the goats still out back? I thought you were going to roast them."
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honestly ever since the supernaturalmarket started carrying flavor blasted children i just cant help myself.
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