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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
there is a black panel truck parked in front of my neighbors house and amazon says im getting a package delivered today. also i saw some teenagers laughing earlier. not much good could come from that

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I did a little too much coke.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

snitches tellin

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
afraid of sharks who are also Democrats

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Someone's been stealing my semen at night

drjuggalo
Jul 26, 2014
dont worry nobody wants your elfen lied blu rays

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
*draws a cross in colloidal silver on his front door*

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I got a pair of They Live sunglasses in the mail.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

drjuggalo posted:

dont worry nobody wants your elfen lied blu rays

you can't fool me you're just trying to get me to lower my guard so you can take them

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Someone keeps stealing my loving pelicans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTU8OYBJfsY

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Wondering what else that nutjob Oldman is going to do today. The vampire kick he is on lately is the best one yet.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://i.imgur.com/LvRgTH6.mp4
disturbing af

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I heard on the Facebook that there's a new scam where kids throw a Frisbee in your yard, ring the door for permission to get it back, and then murder you and rob your house when you open the door. I'll be damned if I let those kids get me!

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
I just smoked a rock

Ligament
Jun 12, 2018
Biscuit Hider
the kids just kicked a ball into the side of my house and started screaming at each other

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

I heard air brakes and there's an ambulance & fire truck outside. I don't know who they're here for but they walked past my apartment.

There's a lot of olds in my complex so that happens with some frequency

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
I think some chick across the street did a little too much coke.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Wanting to see if anyone is in ear shot of me crying.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Big drug delivery today

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Wicker Man posted:

Wanting to see if anyone is in ear shot of me crying.

Do you cry only if someone can hear you or only if they can't?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Do you cry only if someone can hear you or only if they can't?

Depends on the cry.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
The play is about to start and I'm not sure my nude scene can be artistically justified.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
There's this jack russell that won't shut the gently caress up outside

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

bunch of assholes throwing rocks at my house and shouting "come out, Neville!"

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Loden Taylor posted:

bunch of assholes throwing rocks at my house and shouting "come out, Neville!"
ignore all their demands and dont even consider any of their non-sexual offers

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

eric posted:

Big drug delivery today

That's what I love about the Fed Ex guy; he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

gary oldmans diary posted:

ignore all their demands and dont even consider any of their non-sexual offers

they keep bringing sluts to try and tempt me out but I just ignore it, and besides I got a tinder date with a chick later this week

name's Ruth, she's into politics, community organizer or some poo poo

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Don’t want to get caught jerking off

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Want to get caught jerking off

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I cut my finger yesterday and it wouldn't stop bleeding and i had to keep disinfecting it and rebinding it with bandaids and now its not bleed anymore but it feels abnormwlly hot and my grandma wont stop tqking in my head wnd i know what it is thier planning but they dont know tht i know ill get themm all i thoght that i might cut them deep.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaLjwSpZ6Cs

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
I heard a car door slam, and then voices. *backs up against bulletproof door, loads AR-15*

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I live across the street from a hospital and a couple blocks away from a police station so there are regularly sirens going off and cops driving around. I haven't done anything wrong but i'm worried they'll come and ask me some questions and i'll have to reveal my absolutely terrible German speaking skills and they'll tase+pepperspray me for being uncooperative and i'll be deported.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

im a gun haver keeping watch for big gubmint and ethnics, I'm also anxiously wringing my hands and sweating the whole time

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



I’m having another psychotic break.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Because they're after me, why the hell else would I be peeking outside through my curtains.

You need to think before you post OP, carelessness is how they get you.




:tinfoil:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Hey man, just cause I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mdFctlvB3w

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Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
There are other houses. This disturbs me

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