Nichael posted:

For anyone reading this, PM me if you want posts added to this thread!

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

Three tapes for the Trophy-wives inside the tower,
Seven for the Decorum-lords in their centrist halls,
Twelve for Cohen doomed to flip,
One for the Dark Lord of a dim hotel room
In the Land of Moscow where the Oligarchs buy.
One Tape to rule them all, One Tape to find them,
One Tape to bring them all and in the darkness rewind them.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/tvoti/status/1021856370872602624

Al! posted:

are millenials killing replicants?

Lastgirl posted:

at least the replicants have the luxury of retirement

Joementum posted:

it's great that 7% of americans are like "national park service? gently caress those guys!!!!"

https://twitter.com/PoliticsReid/status/1021817539486048256

marmot25 posted:

let’s call them for what they are: antiyosemites

quote:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=209029

mad.radhu posted:

this probably won't end well

Bert Roberge posted:

Al! posted:

DryGoods posted:

*Trump stared at his podium for a long beat after suffering Clinton's withering barrage of hate fueled lies. Taking a deep breath, the brave GOP candidate slowly pulled out an oversized, glossy photo and showed it to Clinton*

"I don't know about all that, Madam, but I know that this fine young American had a name...Seth Rich. Do you even remember him or the night you ended his life?"

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1024749357227069441

U-DO Burger posted:

bye mom and dad, im off to namek to find affordable housing

Nikita Khrushchev posted:

it's the remix to ignition tesla motors edition, too much rain on my bumper and the touchscreen is glitchin

Shear Modulus posted:

what happened to al digiorno's primary challenge to bernie

docbeard posted:

It turned out no one wanted a Senator you had to take home and heat up yourself.

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here

Guy Goodbody posted:

https://twitter.com/Dictionarycom/status/1029801556932210689

SplitSoul posted:

 /       \
/         \ __________/ In this house,
┃ ┏┳┓   ╭╮ ┃ we recognize
┃ ┗┻┛   ┗┛ ┃ the need for
┃ ┏┓ ┏┏┳┓┓ ┃ many electrical
┃ ┗┛ ┗┃┃┃┛ ┃ outlets.

really queer Christmas posted:

(USER WAS FACT CHECKED FOR THIS POST)

gregday posted:

ShriekingMarxist posted:

twoday posted:

if you insist

Intel&Sebastian posted:

CUT JOURNO INTO PIECES

FOR SAUDI ROYAL COURT

AMPUTATION

NO BREATHING

DON'T GIVE A gently caress IF HIS WATCH IS STILL STREAMING

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

one time when i was in texas i went to work for the cops. they wanted me to spy on maoists. so i went over there and said "hey comrades" and they said: "we're gonna slap a dead pig's head on a post." and i said fantastic! then they said "you don't get it: we want you to volunteer!" i get no respect i tell ya. no respect at all.

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

in a way all books are just effort posts

ShriekingMarxist posted:

brugroffil posted:

https://twitter.com/jaredbkeller/status/1058047009867874304

jBrereton posted:

it's an armless white lie op.

mormonpartyboat posted:

first they came for the nazis, and i spoke out,

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

VR Native American posted:

FAUXTON posted:

Borderfence and Gildedslats are Dead

SKULL.GIF posted:

"Gildedslats" sounds like a Dwarf Fortress castle

sullat posted:

There's certainly a tantrum spiral going on somewhere today.

Jon Joe posted:

Engraved on the wall is a finely-designed image of Donald Trump the human. Donald Trump is drinking from a yellow river.

The artwork relates to the piss tape featuring Donald Trump the human in Gildedslats in 2015.

FAUXTON posted:

Calibanibal posted:

ive slain countless cats in my life and i intend to continue

CheesyDog posted:

the only kind of pussy u will ever slay

smarxist posted:

My phone buzzes and chirps until it nearly vibrates itself off the desk. I scoop it up and wake it, a Presidential Alert saying that "Negotiations with Russian Military Actors have Failed" and I have a "few minutes to shelter before ICBMs land in the eastern half of the United States. No Collusion." As I finish reading I'm nearly blinded by a bright white light from the window, as it subsides I yank the blind cord, the slats ascend and reveal an impossibly large mushroom cloud on the horizon. I begin to laugh as my flesh blisters from the intense heat. A blast wave annihilates me into a senseless abyss shortly after. I can still hear my laughing echoing in my ears, it slowly subsides into a low ticking noise barely audible. The black curtain of death shimmers into a rectangle of light, I shake my head side to side, did I doze off? What ... happened? I can hear the clock on the kitchen wall ticking, it's after midnight. On my computer monitor, I'm writing a funny post about HRC's goofy "pokemon go to the polls" tweet. What does it matter? There's no chance Trump is going to win, might as well have fun...

JHVH-1 posted:

Bernie is clearly either telling them there is no need for violence or orchestrating this whole thing

DryGoods posted:

are those action figures anatomically correct?

mormonpartyboat posted:

only the scalise one

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Beto's campaign launch:

bird with big dick posted:

what’s the Jewish equivalent of Mario

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Also Mario!

Joementum posted:

itsa maccabee!

Percelus posted:

wrong it's Doctor Mario

Kobayashi posted:

I confess I really don't understand Warren's angle here. Seems like she knows the score but refuses to kiss the ring of class struggle, but also isn't completely egotistical and out to torpedo the left.

Kobayashi posted:

An optimist, a realist, and a pessimist walk into a bar...

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/alanhe/status/1118883054385278976

smarxist posted:

MIXED UP MILLENNIAL MEDIA INTERNS: Gaw, how do I plug this coaster into my USB slot?!

SOPHISTICATED VETERAN JOURNALISTS: [popping Mueller report into a Gateway 2000 desktop CD-ROM tray] Looks like you're getting scooped, Junior."

SMALL CORNER KELLY: Plug and played.

Smythe posted:

meanwhile at the cspam debates

balding fat guy: my policy: guillotine time lmfao. prepare to die bitches

skinny twerp: lmao

buff roided out short bald guy: lol

insane manic pixie girl: dahahaha

perpetually verklempt anxiety guy: hehe

huge 400 pound chick with anime tattoos: owned

guy who wears power ranger costumes all the time: agreed

Sir Tonk posted:

twitch and spasm posted:

NUMBERS FUCKSTEIN is that you

Lastgirl posted:

Jerk Off Ξncouragement 2020

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I work in insurance (I won't call it healthcare) software dev and in my new position we have a 90K line module solely for managing member Medicare donut hole RX benefit gaps.

This industry is loving horrifying and if I could make money anywhere else I would.

Waffle House posted:

Your posting persona now makes a lot of sense.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

You really can't do this poo poo without shoving your humanity into a small hole for most of your working life

crazy cloud posted:

that's a horrifically rude thing to call your neighbor's wife

ted hitler posted:

Hot Karl Marx posted:

What about an Audi rs4

Plinkey posted:

lol no

gently caress this engineering fuckup

Joementum posted:

my brain is broken

paranoid randroid posted:

Biden kicks off his campaign in California by going to a breakfast joint in LA with huge camera crew and security detail in tow that requires shutting down the dining room. He points theatrically at "Avocado Toast, $7.00" on the menu and scoffs several times for effect. "Folks," he says severely, "this ain't the kind of guy I am. It's a bunch of malarkey. A bunch of harum-scarum. I believe in simple, American morals. I'll have a black coffee and a hard boiled egg and if my cup ever gets below half full I'm not tipping."