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Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Big Super Slapstick Hunk

Come on Yadi, blow this one open.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Big Super Slapstick Hunk

I swear Iím not posting from yesterday: You might want to watch this Cardinals rookie in his first ever MLB start Doing a Thing in the 7th.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Big Super Slapstick Hunk

Are you loving making GBS threads me, a fire alarm?

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002



Pillbug

Cardinals so hot tonight they pulled the fire alarm

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.



and some rear end in a top hat pulled the fire alarm. what a dick move.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Big Super Slapstick Hunk

Now the app keeps crashing on me. Awesome.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016



Grimey Drawer

Woah a three up three down inning for Kyle.

87 pitches through 4in...

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002



Pillbug

Pancakes posted:

Now the app keeps crashing on me. Awesome.

Jfc same, I just reinstalled the app

Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Big Super Slapstick Hunk

RIP

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006




Fun Shoe

Joey Votto is good

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.



That unraveled quickly...

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006




Fun Shoe

Suarez isn't too bad either

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002



Pillbug

Literally a rerun

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

This is gonna be fun!
Or else!


I would like the Cardinals in last by the end of the month, please.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016



Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

I would like the Cardinals in last by the end of the month, please.

Same

Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Big Super Slapstick Hunk

Poque posted:

I would like the Cardinals in last by the end of the month, please.


Hurtful.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute



Pillbug

lol the scorer gave Javy a hit what a cheeky gently caress.

It's a shame we're going to trade Happ for pitching because he's quietly been really good this season, legit pushing .390 OBP.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016



Grimey Drawer


It's not out of spite for you, comrade.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016



Grimey Drawer

Sydin posted:

lol the scorer gave Javy a hit what a cheeky gently caress.

It's a shame we're going to trade Happ for pitching because he's quietly been really good this season, legit pushing .390 OBP.

To get lobbed

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

Toews the rainbow.


I can't remember the last time the Cubs scored first in a game

Probably against the Cardinals in one of those 5 games?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute



Pillbug

Me, deciding if I want to order a second beer or not: "gently caress it, Kyle has looked great so I'll stick around for another and watch."
Kyle, as soon as the bartender hands me the beer: triple, single for a run.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

This is gonna be fun!
Or else!


pitcher 2 pitcher

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016



Grimey Drawer

Sydin posted:

Me, deciding if I want to order a second beer or not: "gently caress it, Kyle has looked great so I'll stick around for another and watch."
Kyle, as soon as the bartender hands me the beer: triple, single for a run.



Switch to whiskey

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

Toews the rainbow.


What the gently caress how do you miss that tag, Addy

Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Big Super Slapstick Hunk

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I can't remember the last time the Cubs scored first in a game

Probably against the Cardinals in one of those 5 games?

Game 1 Saturday.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

Toews the rainbow.


I miss good Hendricks

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute



Pillbug

welp

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016



Grimey Drawer

RIP Cubs pitching.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006




Fun Shoe

102 seems pretty fast

Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Big Super Slapstick Hunk

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

102 seems pretty fast

You should see him angry (104-105).

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute



Pillbug

Unfortunately for the Cubs a three run deficit is just too much to realistically overcome in the face of the unstoppable pitching force that is Clay Buckolz circa 2018.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008



Hot take: I don't see why people like La Stella. He's a slap hitter with no power who can't play defense.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

Let's* go Blackhawks! The Blues and Red Wings suck.

Poque posted:

I would like the Cardinals in last by the end of the month, please.

When the Cardinals are steamrolling everyone in 2021 with all their good young players after selling off the junk this year, you'll be singing a different tune, friend

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute



Pillbug

Niwrad posted:

Hot take: I don't see why people like La Stella. He's a slap hitter with no power who can't play defense.

He was a PH extraordinaire but has been seemingly solved halfway through the season by scouting reports. Honestly I'd rather see Bote get the permanent bench spot at this point, at least he can play D and has some pop.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


Niwrad posted:

Hot take: I don't see why people like La Stella. He's a slap hitter with no power who can't play defense.

Because he was riding a hot streak pinch hitting, but reality is coming back. Thereís a reason heís not an every day player.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Big Super Slapstick Hunk

Niwrad posted:

Hot take: I don't see why people like La Stella. He's a slap hitter with no power who can't play defense.

Kevlar said literally this about six times on Saturday.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

This is gonna be fun!
Or else!


Mike_V posted:

When the Cardinals are steamrolling everyone in 2021 with all their good young players after selling off the junk this year, you'll be singing a different tune, friend

imagine thinking the world will still exist in 2021

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

Toews the rainbow.


Pancakes posted:

Kevlar said literally this about six times on Saturday.

Once for each single, bad defensive play, or inability to beat out an infield hit

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

10 bucks says I'm safe


Bregman with a bomb, who knew he'd turn into a beast?

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute



Pillbug

Poque posted:

imagine thinking the world will still exist in 2021

The Cubs winning the WS heralded the beginning of Trump, the Cardinals winning the WS shall Herald the end (of the world. By fire.)

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