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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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The Mariners are so loving bad. Hate to be "that guy", but it's 100% clear the M's will miss the postseason again.

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Dee Gordon needs to stop playing 2B as soon as Cano comes back.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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I loving hate Juan Nicasio.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Thank you, Segura.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Mariners bullshit is back for at least one more game.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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:suicide:

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Felix has been dead for a few years now, but man is it a bad time for him to truly die. "Can't wait" to see him and Nicasio DFA'd soon when we trade for... *checks notes* Matt Harvey.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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The Mariners are so much more fun when they're bad to start the year.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Nelson Cruz is the loving truth.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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The Mariners shouldn't be 3 games back of Houston, but hell I'll take it.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Let's go Ms and hard playin' Cameron Maybin

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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J-j-j-jean Segura rules.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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MrMidnight posted:

So many automatic outs in this lineup. Taking me back to those tank years.

you say, right as your team scores a run :v:

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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MrMidnight posted:

You know...that happens a lot with me here.

Must be nice being able to reliably reverse-jinx your team. With the Mariners, no matter how much you insult them, they live up to expectations.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

Astros have scored 2 or less in the last 4 or 5 games. It’s not cubsposting if the stats support it :shrug:

Well, now you've scored 3. Congrats.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Look, y'all just won the world series, any complaining your fans do will get snarked at.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

Undeserved whining is like 75% of SAS content, let me have this :arghfist:

You could make the same complaint about my posting anyway, so you're off the hook.

Just like Mitch Haniger is slightly off the hook after being real bad lately.

e: Chris Herrmann...

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

Yeah, based on my posts you can definitely tell I’m thrilled about that or had any involvement in the decision

No, if you're a fan of a team, you have to be a fan of everything they ever do. Didn't you read your fan contract?

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Can we please just shorten our lineup to 8 guys? I never want to see Andrew Romine bat again.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Some Numbers posted:

The difference in this game is the Gattis HR and we're almost certainly going to lose because of it.

Hey now, only Astros fans can reverse-jinx. Mariners fans have to be 100% supportive for their team to win. I don't make the rules, I follow them.

Hope Dach Zuke can be good.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Zach Duke has failed us.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Are the Mariners still crazy lucky in 1-run games or did that wear off?

doesn't look like it matters now

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Some Numbers posted:

According to the Mariners' commentators, Dach Zuke hasn't giving up a dinger to a lefty in literal years.

Lucky us.

Just another piece of evidence alongside the one-run wins that the 2018 Mariners are the luckiest team ever in baseball.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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the popes toes posted:

You know what's nuts? I was looking at BR stats and one of their "similar at the same age" comp for Bregman was Jim Thome. He won't keep that up but it's cool.

No wonder his nickname is AL

ALEX BREGMAN

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Still one game above the A's :toot:

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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lmao that "slide" by Joseph

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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That is a really ugly start to the hard playin' Cameron Maybin's Mariner days.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Wade LeBlanc is finally getting hit hard. I was wondering how long he could keep it up.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

Just tuned in, what happened with Maybin?

He bumbled around on a line drive to CF in the first and it somehow died in front of him. It looked really bad. Meanwhile, Heredia is showing up as a defender.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Oh hell yes, runners on 1st and 2nd for the all-powerful combo of Andrew Romine and Zach Vincej. This is a team that has a spot in the playoffs right now.

e: ah gently caress, Heredia is up first.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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ANDREW ROMINE + ZACH VINCEJ WITH THE BASES LOADED I'M SO EXCITED

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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lmao I knew it all along. All-caps means all-serious. I was quite sincere in my excitement.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Well, it was a fun season, but the Mariners are finally going to be out of a playoffs spot as they should be. Congrats, A's.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

12 out of your next 28 games are against us or the A’s and you’re only 4.0 back

Yeah, but we're clearly worse than you guys, and probably the A's. Can't even win a series against you guys without Altuve+.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Kirios posted:

I was convinced this was a sweep.

Me too, except, you know, the Astros sweeping the Mariners.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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:suicide:

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Dee walked? That can't be right.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Juan Nicasio giving up a game winning homerun to Kendrys Morales is basically my worst nightmare, so I'm glad to see it happen in real life.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Holy poo poo, get Cameron Maybin out of center field forever. That's twice in two games he's looked completely lost out there.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Nelson Cruz and Jean Segura and Edwin Diaz are the only things left that are still fun.

Some Numbers posted:

Yeah, that was terrrible. Why did we trade for him?

Oh good the crowd is cheering for the Jays now.

Needed a defensive outfielder, they said. And the crowd was always cheering for the Jays.

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

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Some Numbers posted:

I won't let you sully the good and pure name of Mitch Haniger. :mad:

Look, I love Mitch Haniger, but he's been absolutely godawful lately. Paxton and Gonzales have been great still, you're right.

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