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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Luke should change his last name to Farrellwood.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Glad limp bats came during bullpen day.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kyle stop sucking

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sydin posted:

gently caress YOU UMP

Oh ball 4? Totes on the corner.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Woah a three up three down inning for Kyle.

87 pitches through 4in...

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Poque posted:

I would like the Cardinals in last by the end of the month, please.

Same

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


It's not out of spite for you, comrade.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sydin posted:

lol the scorer gave Javy a hit what a cheeky gently caress.

It's a shame we're going to trade Happ for pitching because he's quietly been really good this season, legit pushing .390 OBP.

To get lobbed

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sydin posted:

Me, deciding if I want to order a second beer or not: "gently caress it, Kyle has looked great so I'll stick around for another and watch."
Kyle, as soon as the bartender hands me the beer: triple, single for a run.

:sigh:

Switch to whiskey

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

RIP Cubs pitching.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sydin posted:

If When Hendricks takes the L here, he'll hit a career high in season losses.

I know I'm going to be made fun of for doom posting when the team is still 2 games ahead in the division, but at this point I'd honestly prefer if the Cubs didn't burn any talent on trades, shut down Bryant for the year so he can deal with his shoulder issue, and let whatever will be, be. Maybe they still limp into the postseason and win the crapshoot. Maybe not. The rotation is hosed though, and I'm not sure what we're trying to accomplish forcing the issue. Save it for next year and hope everybody can be healthy and effective.

Cubs v AL big three would be a sweet sweet dinger fest.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pancakes posted:

Adama Wainwright will deserve it but get robbed. :(

lol

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Score a run ffs

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Shoulda asked for more than one

J-Hey! :toot:

I'm humble in my requests

Ty Heyward. Someone else do stuff too please.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I'd take a base hit please

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sydin posted:

Cishek is so loving cooked it's not even funny, maybe you shouldn't have ridden his arm so hard it crumbled into loving dust in the first half, Joe.

#EverybodyIn

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Ok Lester up your efficiency. We're gonna need at least 5 more out of you.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Niwrad posted:

Cubs offense in this series :negative:

Next series it'll be a dinger fest.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

RIP Cubs

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Hit a dong pls

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Well I tried

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Wtf

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Holy poo poo Rizzo hit that into orbit.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Hey Mike stop being bad

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Rizzowns!

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Cubs bad

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

xbilkis posted:

Some absolutely classic Cubsposting on this page

Cubs pitching has been as bad.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Niwrad posted:

My most valued possession now.



Man I'm jealous

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

We gonna play some baseball?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Tom Gorman posted:

eight minutes!!!

I'm excited to spend the rest of my evening listening to the shattered remains of Kyle Hendricks pitch.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Cubs starters are the reason for limp bats

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Tom Gorman posted:

I feel like Cardinals Defense is gonna come into play here in a big way

Rizzos nice enough to hit a liner right at an OFer.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Rizzowns though. I could have missed a game but hasn't he donged in like 4 games in a row?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

NVM Rizzo dingered 3 of the last four games.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

El Mago

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sydin posted:

Hendricks is still irrationally my favorite player on this team and I am very happy when he does well.

Now just find a way for him to not get lit up every first inning please

Bean the first three batters every game.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Solid six innings of shutout baseball by the professor.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Ground rule 2Bote

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Safety glasses turned sideways just a little

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Damnit Wilson

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