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Do you pee in the shower?
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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Colonel Cancer posted:

I bet all the shower pissers also eat in bed, disgusting slobs :colbert:

wrong, I eat at the computer

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Eat at the computer, pee in the shower, poo poo in the sink?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I only pee in your shower when I came to visit.

Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



drat kids these days with the newfangled shower pissin. Think they are too good to poop in the dishwasher like the forefathers. It is like having a magic self cleaning piss drawer in the kitchen. But no now everyone has be hip, cool, and down with germ theory.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Only when I forget to do it before getting in. Also it's directly powerblasted into the drain grate to limit the amount of piss that will get on my feet or the walls

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

I bet all the shower pissers also eat in bed, disgusting slobs :colbert:

Peeing in the shower is efficient and good for the environment. Eating in bed is how you get nasty sheets and bugs.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I eat in the shower as well, protects against salmonella

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


You just gotta make sure the water's not too hot whilst peeing otherwise it makes smelly pee steam

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Posting from my morning poo time, pee in toilet where it belongs.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Morning poos are great because my cat comes into the bathroom and rolls around by my feet purring

he loves that poo smell I guess

Marlboro for Cats
Apr 14, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Where else do you get the chance to piss straight up?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Morning poos are great because my cat comes into the bathroom and rolls around by my feet purring

he loves that poo smell I guess

My dog stares at me from right outside the bathroom if I leave the door open.

So does my roommate. It’s weird.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


boop the snoot posted:

My dog stares at me from right outside the bathroom if I leave the door open.

So does my roommate. It’s weird.

New thread idea: do you poop with the bathroom door open?

-Yes, because otherwise my cat scratches and yowls outside until I get up mid-poop and let him in

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Me get clean
And play joke
Me put pee pee
On your soap

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
I use piss to clean my various wounds, welts, rashes while showering.

Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



I hope that President Trump can stand up to all you weird pissers and put you in jail for piss crimes. Real men piss onto a running dehumidifier.

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

Peeing in the shower is disgusting but I will admit that sometimes a bit leaks out when I poop in the shower.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
A good practical joke is to pee in the sponge and not squeeze it dry.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

You save even more rainforest if you pee in the shower without turning on the water.

You'd be surprised how clean you can get yourself with just soap and piss!

Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



Put a mixture of beef bullion, sugar, and piss into your friends shower head to really clense his skin before that wedding.

cardiacarrest123
Apr 10, 2016
Mods change my name to Shower Pisser

Loky11
Dec 12, 2006

Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again
loving animals...peeing in the shower. we're trying to have a civilization here.

we put men on the moon 50 years ago. hold your goddamn bladder until you've finished showering.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Gross, no. That's what the diaper is for.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Loky11 posted:

loving animals...peeing in the shower. we're trying to have a civilization here.

we put men on the moon 50 years ago. hold your goddamn bladder until you've finished showering.

This is objectively worse than peeing in the shower!

I could buy your argument if you peed in the toilet or sink before taking a shower, at least then you are able to still wash your dick.

Taking a shower and then immediately making yourself filthy afterwards is just a terrible idea.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Loky11 posted:

loving animals...peeing in the shower. we're trying to have a civilization here.

we put men on the moon 50 years ago. hold your goddamn bladder until you've finished showering.

Very eco unfriendly dude.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Loky11 posted:

loving animals...peeing in the shower. we're trying to have a civilization here.

we put men on the moon 50 years ago. hold your goddamn bladder until you've finished showering.

didnt you watch apollo 13, kevin bacon had to pee in his space suit

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I can ONLY pee in the shower.
I have to drive home from work to do it and everything

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
Hell I'll piss on the ground

Loky11
Dec 12, 2006

Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again
Look, I've gotten freaky before with some girl off tinder. That's whatever. But it's an environment of experimentation.

Peeing in an environment specifically dedicated to cleansing yourself is counter productive.

Note: after the freakshow there was a shower. It did not feature a repeat.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

communist kangaroo posted:

Hell I'll piss on the ground

in middle school i found poo on the playground so i went and told the teacher

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
ugh. remind me to never drink any goons' shower water

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mozi posted:

ugh. remind me to never drink any goons' shower water

This is not how pipes work

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Loky11 posted:

loving animals...peeing in the shower. we're trying to have a civilization here.

we put men on the moon 50 years ago. hold your goddamn bladder until you've finished showering.

I’d like to pee on the moon. Write my name in the regolith.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Loky11 posted:

Look, I've gotten freaky before with some girl off tinder. That's whatever. But it's an environment of experimentation.

Peeing in an environment specifically dedicated to cleansing yourself is counter productive.

Note: after the freakshow there was a shower. It did not feature a repeat.

You sound like some filthy degenerate.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You can't pee on the moon, that's illegal

Loky11
Dec 12, 2006

Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again

Burt Sexual posted:

You sound like some filthy degenerate.

I don't wear my gimp suit to work. There's a time and place for things.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Big Beef City posted:

You can't pee on the moon, that's illegal

A boy can dream

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
NASA knew that astronauts would want to sign their names on the moon so they specifically asked for spacesuits without a fly, to curb such unprofessional behavior.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Colonel Cancer posted:

NASA knew that astronauts would want to sign their names on the moon so they specifically asked for spacesuits without a fly, to curb such unprofessional behavior.

Just think about the distance you could get with the moon’s low gravity.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Do you think Buzz was already peeing as he got off the ladder or do you think they all saved up and really let loose together later on

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