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Colonel Cancer posted:I bet all the shower pissers also eat in bed, disgusting slobs wrong, I eat at the computer
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 11:06 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 23:48 |
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Eat at the computer, pee in the shower, poo poo in the sink?
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 11:25 |
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I only pee in your shower when I came to visit.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 13:01 |
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drat kids these days with the newfangled shower pissin. Think they are too good to poop in the dishwasher like the forefathers. It is like having a magic self cleaning piss drawer in the kitchen. But no now everyone has be hip, cool, and down with germ theory.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 14:24 |
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Only when I forget to do it before getting in. Also it's directly powerblasted into the drain grate to limit the amount of piss that will get on my feet or the walls
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 15:01 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:I bet all the shower pissers also eat in bed, disgusting slobs Peeing in the shower is efficient and good for the environment. Eating in bed is how you get nasty sheets and bugs.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 15:01 |
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I eat in the shower as well, protects against salmonella
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 15:04 |
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You just gotta make sure the water's not too hot whilst peeing otherwise it makes smelly pee steam
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 15:06 |
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Posting from my morning poo time, pee in toilet where it belongs.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 15:13 |
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Morning poos are great because my cat comes into the bathroom and rolls around by my feet purring he loves that poo smell I guess
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 15:19 |
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Where else do you get the chance to piss straight up?
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Snow Cone Capone posted:Morning poos are great because my cat comes into the bathroom and rolls around by my feet purring My dog stares at me from right outside the bathroom if I leave the door open. So does my roommate. It’s weird.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 15:20 |
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boop the snoot posted:My dog stares at me from right outside the bathroom if I leave the door open. New thread idea: do you poop with the bathroom door open? -Yes, because otherwise my cat scratches and yowls outside until I get up mid-poop and let him in
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 15:27 |
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Me get clean And play joke Me put pee pee On your soap
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 15:39 |
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I use piss to clean my various wounds, welts, rashes while showering.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:02 |
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I hope that President Trump can stand up to all you weird pissers and put you in jail for piss crimes. Real men piss onto a running dehumidifier.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:15 |
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Peeing in the shower is disgusting but I will admit that sometimes a bit leaks out when I poop in the shower.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:17 |
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A good practical joke is to pee in the sponge and not squeeze it dry.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:22 |
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You save even more rainforest if you pee in the shower without turning on the water. You'd be surprised how clean you can get yourself with just soap and piss!
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:31 |
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Put a mixture of beef bullion, sugar, and piss into your friends shower head to really clense his skin before that wedding.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:31 |
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Mods change my name to Shower Pisser
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:41 |
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loving animals...peeing in the shower. we're trying to have a civilization here. we put men on the moon 50 years ago. hold your goddamn bladder until you've finished showering.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:37 |
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Gross, no. That's what the diaper is for.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:41 |
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Loky11 posted:loving animals...peeing in the shower. we're trying to have a civilization here. This is objectively worse than peeing in the shower! I could buy your argument if you peed in the toilet or sink before taking a shower, at least then you are able to still wash your dick. Taking a shower and then immediately making yourself filthy afterwards is just a terrible idea.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:56 |
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Loky11 posted:loving animals...peeing in the shower. we're trying to have a civilization here. Very eco unfriendly dude.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:01 |
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Loky11 posted:loving animals...peeing in the shower. we're trying to have a civilization here. didnt you watch apollo 13, kevin bacon had to pee in his space suit
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:03 |
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I can ONLY pee in the shower. I have to drive home from work to do it and everything
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:11 |
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Hell I'll piss on the ground
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:14 |
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Look, I've gotten freaky before with some girl off tinder. That's whatever. But it's an environment of experimentation. Peeing in an environment specifically dedicated to cleansing yourself is counter productive. Note: after the freakshow there was a shower. It did not feature a repeat.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:16 |
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communist kangaroo posted:Hell I'll piss on the ground in middle school i found poo on the playground so i went and told the teacher
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:17 |
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ugh. remind me to never drink any goons' shower water
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:19 |
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Mozi posted:ugh. remind me to never drink any goons' shower water This is not how pipes work
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:19 |
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Loky11 posted:loving animals...peeing in the shower. we're trying to have a civilization here. I’d like to pee on the moon. Write my name in the regolith.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:31 |
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Loky11 posted:Look, I've gotten freaky before with some girl off tinder. That's whatever. But it's an environment of experimentation. You sound like some filthy degenerate.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:33 |
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You can't pee on the moon, that's illegal
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:34 |
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Burt Sexual posted:You sound like some filthy degenerate. I don't wear my gimp suit to work. There's a time and place for things.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:38 |
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Big Beef City posted:You can't pee on the moon, that's illegal A boy can dream
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:40 |
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NASA knew that astronauts would want to sign their names on the moon so they specifically asked for spacesuits without a fly, to curb such unprofessional behavior.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:46 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:NASA knew that astronauts would want to sign their names on the moon so they specifically asked for spacesuits without a fly, to curb such unprofessional behavior. Just think about the distance you could get with the moon’s low gravity.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:00 |
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Do you think Buzz was already peeing as he got off the ladder or do you think they all saved up and really let loose together later on
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:03 |