Do you pee in the shower?

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Do you pee in the shower?
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The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Pissing in the shower is gross, please don't do it.
Pissing in the sink is just the worst. Stop you disgusting filthbags!

I bet you piss all over the floor and toilet seat too. Piss in your kitchen sink. smh

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:04

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:22

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

I pee through a knothole in the floor, like any true red-blooded goon.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:13

Robokomodo: Nov 11, 2009

I have this strange idea that pee makes the shower whiter like bleach. So I pee on the walls, everywhere. Then I wash it all off with the shower head. Is this really stupid? Probably.

Also in the middle of the night with no light. It�s a bigger target.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:15

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

There are two kinds of people in this world. People who pee in the shower, and people who never clean their shower

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:18

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

Do you think Buzz was already peeing as he got off the ladder or do you think they all saved up and really let loose together later on

They saved it all up then let it fly off the side of the rover, sunlight glinting off the golden streams arcing for hundreds of yards across the lunar landscape. Some droplets made it all the way to the dark side where they froze instantly, floating to the ground like snow.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:20

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

The White Dragon posted:

There are two kinds of people in this world. People who pee in the shower, and people who never clean their shower

I pee in the shower, blame it on the kids and my wife cleans the shower. Family life rules.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:21

Ema Nymton: Apr 26, 2008; the place where I come from
is a small town; Buglord

Better to get out the last few drops in the shower than get back on the toilet right after you get out of the shower, I say

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:22

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:28

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

I like peeing on the shower liner and the noise it makes. One time I didn't realize it was out of the tub from the kids bath and I peed all over my floor >: (

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:33

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

I mean the poll results clearly show who is in the wrong here.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:34

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

i pee anywhere, it just soaks into the carpet and then its gone

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:37

OB-GYN Kenobi: Dec 4, 2017

Under the constraint that jerking it first is not an option because your bladder is so full, anyone ever wake up with such a massive erection it makes more sense to piss in the shower rather than try for the toilet?

Yes here.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:40

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

pee on cats

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:43

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Hell Stink posted:

Under the constraint that jerking it first is not an option because your bladder is so full, anyone ever wake up with such a massive erection it makes more sense to piss in the shower rather than try for the toilet?

Yes here.

I learned in health class that you can't pee with a boner which might be the weirdest untrue thing I ever learned in school

I mean there's a whole scene in the hit film Me, Myself and Irene about it!!!

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:52

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Snow Cone Capone posted:

I learned in health class that you can't pee with a boner which might be the weirdest untrue thing I ever learned in school

I mean there's a whole scene in the hit film Me, Myself and Irene about it!!!

he wasnt peeing with a boner he was peeing with his dickhole glued up by cum

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:57

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I didn't realize I could pee WITHOUT a boner in the shower

# ? Jul 24, 2018 21:00

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

when you get as healthy and into kundalini yoga as i have you stop peeing all together

# ? Jul 24, 2018 21:01

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

The White Dragon posted:

There are two kinds of people in this world. People who pee in the shower, and people who never clean their shower

I am two kinds of people?

# ? Jul 24, 2018 21:33

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

poo poo in a shop vac like a man ffs

# ? Jul 24, 2018 21:33

Dukberry: Nov 5, 2013

i am suffering from a magical curse where i can only ever pee in the shower

# ? Jul 24, 2018 21:36

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Drinking beer on a toilet while gracefully arcing the piss flow into the shower

# ? Jul 24, 2018 21:47

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

Dukberry posted:

i am suffering from a magical curse where i can only ever pee in the shower

what do you do when you have to piss and poo poo at the same time :shrek:

# ? Jul 24, 2018 21:48

OB-GYN Kenobi: Dec 4, 2017

Gatekeeper posted:

poo poo in a shop vac like a man ffs

Like, open the top and poo poo, or attach the hose to yo anus?

If it's the later, you sir are brilliant.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 21:54

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

i have a bidet which is kind of like taking a shower on the toilet

# ? Jul 24, 2018 21:57

Loky11: Dec 12, 2006; Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again

Burt Sexual posted:

I mean the poll results clearly show who is in the wrong here.

this is a sampling problem.

goons are disgusting.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 22:00

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Pee in the SHOWER? Buddy, try peeing in the tub.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 22:06

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Colonel Cancer posted:

Pee in the SHOWER? Buddy, try peeing in the tub.

what if your tub is your shower :smuggo:

# ? Jul 24, 2018 22:07

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

In fact have your breakfast while sitting in a waist deep tub of own filth.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 22:08

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Lol if you aren't peeing in the shower alongside your girlfriend while you both compare dick sizes

# ? Jul 24, 2018 22:12

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Hell Stink posted:

Like, open the top and poo poo, or attach the hose to yo anus?

If it's the later, you sir are brilliant.

at the right angle you can just slip the hose beneath you as you recline in your la-z-boy and it owns

# ? Jul 24, 2018 22:12

Marlboro for Cats: Apr 14, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

The courteous thing is to piss into a funnel hooked to a crazy straw that reaches to the apartment below where your neighbor thirstily awaits.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 23:25

Marlboro for Cats: Apr 14, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Ah, college. "Is that a beer bong?" Well, I guess we could use it for beer :smuggo:

# ? Jul 24, 2018 23:26

Hairy Manback: Nov 2, 2016

Pee on your feet.

It prevents athletes foot.
Only you and the angels know u have pee feet

# ? Jul 24, 2018 23:29

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Super Grocery Kart posted:

Me get clean
And play joke
Me put pee pee
On your soap

# ? Jul 25, 2018 02:48

Kurr de la Cruz: May 21, 2007; Put the boots to him, medium style.; Hair Elf

I'm shocked less than 20% of posters are abject liars. I figured it would have been higher than that.

# ? Jul 26, 2018 21:16

drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

Not a lot because I piss while I am brushing my teeth in the morning. I have no problem with it though. I piss in my pool on the reg but it is an above ground and I live in Ohio, so I idgaf.

# ? Jul 26, 2018 21:20

FAGGY CLAUSE: Apr 9, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

When I whack off with the lube I'll run in the shower afterwards. Cum still all on my hands and poo poo. When that hot water hits me my seed turns into gummy little jellyfish turds and I'm standing there still erect, cock just throbbing. I like some fullness to my bladder when I'm jerking it, for some reason it makes the climax feel better. Anyway I'm in the shower still erect with a full bladder and I'm aching to piss, so I just push it out right then and there, rather than working out the logistics of pissing into the toilet with an erection at random angles.

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# ? Jul 26, 2018 21:24

the good fax machine: Feb 26, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

Fancy_Breakfast posted:

Pissing in the shower is gross, please don't do it.
Pissing in the sink is just the worst. Stop you disgusting filthbags!

I bet you piss all over the floor and toilet seat too. Piss in your kitchen sink. smh

# ? Jul 26, 2018 21:31

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

the good fax machine posted:

# ? Jul 26, 2018 21:35

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:22

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

always in the sink

# ? Jul 26, 2018 21:44

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