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Do you pee in the shower?
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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
When I wake up in the morning, my fat rear end it's straight to the shitter for my morning poo. 30-45 min at least. Sometimes a hour if I feel like jerking it too. That's when I'm at my peek effiency draining every fluid from my body. So no I don't pee-pee in the shower. I put my turds, my pisses, and my cummies, all the toilet.

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Posting from my morning poo time, pee in toilet where it belongs.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Under the constraint that jerking it first is not an option because your bladder is so full, anyone ever wake up with such a massive erection it makes more sense to piss in the shower rather than try for the toilet?

Yes here.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Gatekeeper posted:

poo poo in a shop vac like a man ffs

Like, open the top and poo poo, or attach the hose to yo anus?

If it's the later, you sir are brilliant.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Here's a story of a guy that pees in the shower. You even get to see it about 2 min in. Probably NWS...

:nws:
https://youtu.be/lv3yX-fVaHU

I genuinely feel bad for this guy.

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
He should probably stop storing his piss there.

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