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1redflag posted:I have a book of limerics written by Isaac Asimov. This is one of my favorites How nice.
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1redflag posted:I have a book of limerics written by Isaac Asimov. This is one of my favorites Just wild!
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Ok now can i have one about West Virginia that isn't demeaning?
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membranoid posted:Ok now can i have one about West Virginia that isn't demeaning? I dream for a state where, in fall, Colored trees decorate mountains tall, It's a wilderness state Where the hiking is great And has outdoors activities for all.
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Bonus limerick about a West Virginian celebrity. Do you dream of a simpler time? Where we lived in small towns without crime? With good fishing spots And a cop like Don Knotts Who fancied himself quite sublime?
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Jul 26, 2018 04:38
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wane tendo posted:mattress brands Oh, there's Casper, and Serta, and Sealy, And Classic, and Coleman! Etekcity! If you want the best bed For your back and your head You'll never go wrong with Dynasty!
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Fleetwood Crack posted:mass shootings If you live in the US of A This is common, but never okay Too many are dead From a loving dickhead Who hasn't learned shootings are gay.
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Jul 26, 2018 05:39
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Please could you write one about cats?
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Please could you write one about cats? Lion-O, Hobbes, and Felix Tigger, and Hobbes get their kicks No pet's quite as cool As a cat, 'cause they rule Even if they give buttholes their licks
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Jul 26, 2018 12:25
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Have you done one about this very dead, gay forum yet?
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Jul 26, 2018 12:43
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Marxism
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Have you done one about this very dead, gay forum yet? I did this one Bogus Adventure posted:Topic: Something Awful I can do another, though. There's a man with no neck named Lowtax With a website that's devoid of facts It's brimming with goons, Yokels and loons, And suspects the FBI tracks
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Aesop Poprock posted:Marxism Seize the means of production today! Grab the rich! For their greed they must pay! Erect guillotines! No more kings, no more queens! We're all free, it's the socialist way!
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Touching the element in your oven while it's hot because you were reaching in to grab a piece of toast with no oven mitt on.
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Literally A Person posted:Touching the element in your oven while it's hot because you were reaching in to grab a piece of toast with no oven mitt on. The moment you catch that most wonderful smell That tells you your bread has been toasted quite well To the oven you rush, But that element you brush. loving poo poo! DAMMIT! gently caress! drat THAT OVEN TO HELL!!! Apologies for the delay. I was probed for posting a very tasteful gif of someone with an insatiable appetite for the booty of elegant and sophisticated women in the wrong loving thread.
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Jul 28, 2018 03:20
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Please write a Limerick about Elon musk. I think you might be the Limerick master 
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Please write a Limerick about Elon musk. Why thank you! Musk fancies himself today's Edison, Claiming credit for every invention, That his companies create But with one Tweet of fate, He might become the tech world's own Schnatter, John.
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Bogus Adventure posted:The moment you catch that most wonderful smell loving, 
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