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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
No gay poo poo in this thread but it's okay to kiss a man and suck his dick as long as you're thinking of a woman

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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Hey it's employee-owned. Technically that means you endorsed socialism, 'tax man.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Lowtax posted:

No gay poo poo in this thread but it's okay to kiss a man and suck his dick as long as you're thinking of a woman

like in 'slobknobs and broomdicks' my favorite movie

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
Thinking of a sexy curvy anime lady dick right now thanks.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I am currently enjobulated, however, if that condition changes, I'll be ready to sign up!

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

genesplicer posted:

I am currently enjobulated, however, if that condition changes, I'll be ready to sign up!

It would probably just be a lateral career move anyways.

Anyways, I'll pass the info along to my daughter who is working as a weekend eggman atm. Maybe it could lead to something bigger and better for her. thanks lowtax

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Hey when can I start?

Or am I already doing it??

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

You can't hire me I quit

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

house of the dad posted:

You can't hire me I quit
You can't quit I fire you

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
so there's a new opening already?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

im ready to rock n roll (thats what i call work)

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Lowtax posted:

Incredible job offers!!! Apply now!!! Please rate this thread a 5, 1, 4, 2 and 3



ok i rated this thread a 5, a 1, a 4, a 2, then a 3 and nothing happened, I assume theres just too many ppl fillin out applications right now and it overwhelmed your computers heart

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lowtax posted:

No gay poo poo in this thread but it's okay to kiss a man and suck his dick as long as you're thinking of a woman

I hadn't considered this and it's really opening up a ton of new career opportunities for me!

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Lowtax posted:

Incredible job offers!!! Apply now!!! Please rate this thread a 5, 1, 4, 2 and 3



This link cannot be opened by AwfulApp. Guess I'll just go back to begging for change and waiting on my dear leader to makemegreatagainnnnn

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
can't wait to start my career at a minimum wage job where I have zero chance of getting promoted! also I will not be taught any marketable skills, the future is bright

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Lowtax posted:

No gay poo poo in this thread but it's okay to kiss a man and suck his dick as long as you're thinking of a woman

I thought about you lowtax im sorry

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Lowtax and his commercials were the only funny part of Rifftrax Live: Plan 9 From Outer Space. I hope they offer him more Incredible Opportunities, based on this observation from an event almost that happened almost ten years ago.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
this sounds like the first step towards a prosperous and peaceful retirement

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I've done thise before. Zuchinni breading.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Sid Vicious posted:

I already have a job, as a disabled person

What if I want that job too?

Can I use my forums presence to convince them I have brain problems? Anyone want to be my character witness?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

What if I want that job too?

Can I use my forums presence to convince them I have brain problems? Anyone want to be my character witness?

I'll let them know you're retarded we gotta stick up for each other

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Sid Vicious posted:

I'll let them know you're retarded we gotta stick up for each other

Thank you, friend.

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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Fresh

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