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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Let's write six word sad stories
 
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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 gently caress off gurf suck my balls

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 cancer or anime (out of cancer)

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 beautiful wife enjoys big bang theory

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 tragedy at the iron lung derby

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 IHOP marriage proposal, silent rejection breakfast

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 a full refund from the mohel

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 no retirement savings, bitchin steam library

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 rest home death, inconvenience for teenager

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 in church, ringtone followed by fart

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Jan 17, 2018

 hello im angry about comic books

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Let's write six word sad stories