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I bet Skylark looks like Ozma irl
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Skylark posted:THat would probably result in more romantic text and bingeing of content I like but Im only attracted to hunky men c'est la vie. hey sometimes we gotta take one for the team. stop being so selfish! maybe that'll help you bloom into the type of person that those dreamboat beefcakes notice at the train stop in the rain.
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Jul 27, 2018 21:29
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hey babygirl do your homework
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Jul 27, 2018 21:30
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I bet Skylark looks like Ozma irl I bet Skylark look slike an incredibly sexy Princess Peach
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Jul 27, 2018 21:31
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OP seems new to relationships with males. He wants to gently caress, but you're being distant for whatever reason, so he's playing the sensitive "I'm here for you" game. And either it's working or you're trolling. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 27, 2018 21:33
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regardless of how you feel about the message in the OP, one thing is certain - we should all get furious
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Jul 27, 2018 21:35
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Skylark posted:The ultimate thing would be if he came over with fast food (Taco Bell, In N Out, Chipotle or something like that), and also brought like flowers and giftcard for Sephora or other good stores. And snuggled and watched prestige TV shows while cuddling like this i feel sick
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Jul 27, 2018 21:37
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:regardless of how you feel about the message in the OP, one thing is certain - we should all get furious 
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Jul 27, 2018 21:38
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I don't think it will be too hard to find a guy who says and does stuff like that but I'm rooting for you OP. Where are all the guys who are into stuff like tequila and Mario Bava movies though
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Jul 27, 2018 21:38
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:regardless of how you feel about the message in the OP, one thing is certain - we should all get furious I misread that as "futons" and I agree with both.
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Jul 27, 2018 21:41
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Payment Day posted:I don't think it will be too hard to find a guy who says and does stuff like that but I'm rooting for you OP. Where are all the guys who are into stuff like tequila and Mario Bava movies though i like william girdler and four loko
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Jul 27, 2018 21:42
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Gatekeeper posted:if only there were a way to sing ice cream into existence If you could feed me baby bird-style with your magic ice cream, I'd deliver your enemies' heads at your feet.
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Jul 27, 2018 21:42
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i knew a girl who was really mad at her boyfriend for not spending money on her when she knew he had like 5k in the bank when she snooped on his internet activity turns out he was just saving for tuition
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Jul 27, 2018 21:45
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OMFG FURRY posted:i knew a girl who was really mad at her boyfriend for not spending money on her when she knew he had like 5k in the bank when she snooped on his internet activity whoa daddy warbucks
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Jul 27, 2018 21:47
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Skylark posted:The ultimate thing would be if he came over with... In N Out Lol.
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Jul 27, 2018 21:47
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Skylark posted:The ultimate thing would be if he came over with fast food (Taco Bell, In N Out, Chipotle or something like that), and also brought like flowers and giftcard for Sephora or other good stores. And snuggled and watched prestige TV shows while cuddling like this
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Jul 27, 2018 21:51
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Skylark posted:The ultimate thing would be if he came over with fast food (Taco Bell, In N Out, Chipotle or something like that), and also brought like flowers and giftcard for Sephora or other good stores. And snuggled and watched prestige TV shows while cuddling like this If i come over with food you better be giving me some In & Out after
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Jul 27, 2018 21:52
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I’d rather cook the food myself. Or cook something together with my girlfriend.
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Jul 27, 2018 22:09
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"I'm a psychopath with the maturity and self control of a toddler and if you want me to stop being a loving rear end in a top hat for 5 minutes you better shove some high fructose corn syrup down my throat fast, much like a toddler".
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Jul 27, 2018 22:12
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The regular crunchy tacos at taco bell are pretty good but I haven't tried most of the other weirder stuff they have
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Jul 27, 2018 22:12
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I have a crush on you Skylark. I'm not a hunky man though so it can never be. I'm getting along okay though.
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Jul 27, 2018 22:17
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My approach is similar but instead of offering snacks and poo poo I offer to use all their holes like a filthy fucktoy and leave them slick with my manspackle.
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Jul 27, 2018 22:17
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Hey I noticed you’ve been weird lately. Would it help if I nutted on your face y/n?
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Jul 27, 2018 22:17
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hey bb you're being hosed up and stupid lately but its okay because I'm starting to think it's your normal so what was up last week when you weren't a basket case?
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Jul 27, 2018 22:31
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what a vile thread
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Jul 27, 2018 22:35
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i have learned that it can be helpful that my mom is a licensed cosmetician and can get products on the super cheap at the beauty supply store because a lot of people especially cute people love when i bring them presents with silly names like bumble & bumble i always feel cool struttin into the beauty supply store with mom as she flashes her license like how they do at the costco and im like "hey toots, im with her, now could you please show me what makes people pretty??" beauty products plus good fast food just makes sense and its obvious that most of you really need to grow up and admit that asking your mom for help is cool
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Jul 27, 2018 22:39
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Barf
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Jul 27, 2018 22:39
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Rad-daddio posted:If you could feed me baby bird-style with your magic ice cream, I'd deliver your enemies' heads at your feet. i used to do this with my dog and i miss doing it a lot just horfing up ice cream and bloogaaaw! out it would come into his waiting jaws
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Jul 27, 2018 22:41
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Play posted:Barf yes this exactly 
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Jul 27, 2018 22:41
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You should post in this thread op
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Jul 27, 2018 22:49
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A really dope Buick was the grand national.
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Jul 27, 2018 22:50
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Who needs ipecac when you can just read Pick threads?
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Jul 27, 2018 22:50
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Skylark is good if my admittedly spotty from shock treatment memory serves so maybe learn manners?? and then girls will like you????
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Jul 27, 2018 22:52
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Gatekeeper posted:i have learned that it can be helpful that my mom is a licensed cosmetician and can get products on the super cheap at the beauty supply store because a lot of people especially cute people love when i bring them presents with silly names like bumble & bumble ^^^ This guy is winning.. He understands beauty preoducts + snacks are amazing thoughtful gifts. Combine it with cuddling and its perfect 😍
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Jul 27, 2018 23:14
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Only a virgin loser would send a text like that lol you can't fool me chad
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Jul 27, 2018 23:14
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brutal, questionably safe CNC is the only thing that gets me off anymore op
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Jul 27, 2018 23:15
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Skylark posted:^^^ This guy is winning.. He understands beauty preoducts + snacks are amazing thoughtful gifts. Combine it with cuddling and its perfect 😍 cuddling is literally sleeping while you're awake whilst embracing a nice warm cutiepie its super cool, as they say in france where love was invented
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Jul 27, 2018 23:21
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Payment Day posted:I don't think it will be too hard to find a guy who says and does stuff like that but I'm rooting for you OP. Where are all the guys who are into stuff like tequila and Mario Bava movies though I have one already, he doesnt give me beauty products but he gives me In-N-Out. And he took me to the mall last week so I could select my own products.
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Jul 27, 2018 23:26
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:Those are dead people. They died from the Taco Bell farts under the blanket. Netflix has been saying "Are you still watching 'Mad Men'?" for days.
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:Those are dead people. They died from the Taco Bell farts under the blanket. Netflix has been saying "Are you still watching 'Mad Men'?" for days.
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