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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:Those are dead people. They died from the Taco Bell farts under the blanket. Netflix has been saying "Are you still watching 'Mad Men'?" for days.
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DORITOS™ brand LOVE
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 23:28 |
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my girlfriend works late and warned me she'd be hangry before we went out to dinner the other night (she jokes but i knew she was hungry), so i brought her a snickers bar because i really care about her and it put a smile on her face which put a smile on my face
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 23:28 |
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:Those are dead people. They died from the Taco Bell farts under the blanket. Netflix has been saying "Are you still watching 'Mad Men'?" for days.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 23:29 |
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Skylark posted:The ultimate thing would be if he came over with fast food (Taco Bell, In N Out, Chipotle or something like that), and also brought like flowers and giftcard for Sephora or other good stores. And snuggled and watched prestige TV shows while cuddling like this how are they even watching anything they're not even looking at the tv smh
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 23:31 |
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Hey I noticed you’ve been weird lately. Would it help if I nutted on your face y/n?
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 23:33 |
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Skylark posted:I have one already, he doesnt give me beauty products but he gives me In-N-Out. And he took me to the mall last week so I could select my own products. I haven't had In N Out but a lot of people online rate it
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 23:35 |
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That dude has a massive dick bulge. Hers isn't impressing me but maybe it's just the angle.
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 00:01 |
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Hey Skylark, why is it that everything you post that is "romantic" or whatever is actually all about material consumption of media and products and not, you know, anything emotional?
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Julius CSAR posted:Hey Skylark, why is it that everything you post that is "romantic" or whatever is actually all about material consumption of media and products and not, you know, anything emotional? Because that is how they think theyre supposed to behave
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Julius CSAR posted:Hey Skylark, why is it that everything you post that is "romantic" or whatever is actually all about material consumption of media and products and not, you know, anything emotional? Consumption is love, baby girl.
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Pro PRC Laowai posted:Because that is how they think theyre supposed to behave This is how I love guys to text and act
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 00:14 |
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Him: I got you some seed and turf builder, and this fight club dvd
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 00:17 |
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Julius CSAR posted:Hey Skylark, why is it that everything you post that is "romantic" or whatever is actually all about material consumption of media and products and not, you know, anything emotional? Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Because Skylark is basic af and that is not okay.
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 00:19 |
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Another good way for guys to act is politely
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 00:24 |
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Also the trick to Skylark vapid girl gimmick threads in gbs is the second anyone points out how they are vapid as gently caress you actually just got pwnd as hell by fyad. Fuckin got em
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 00:24 |
NightshadeGenitals posted:Also the trick to Skylark vapid girl gimmick threads in gbs is the second anyone points out how they are vapid as gently caress you actually just got pwnd as hell by fyad. Gotcha, they were only pretending to be retarded
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NightshadeGenitals posted:Also the trick to Skylark vapid girl gimmick threads in gbs is the second anyone points out how they are vapid as gently caress you actually just got pwnd as hell by fyad. It's funny how innocent her threada are and how mad they make gbs, imo
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:It's funny how innocent her threada are and how mad they make gbs, imo Yea it's a real hoot
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 00:44 |
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everyday is an existential nightmare from which I cannot wake I fear abandonment and my sorrow right this moment is infinite anyway pass me the chips, "thats the way the news goes" lol
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 00:47 |
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Hey babygirl
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 00:51 |
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I just want a man (and only a man) to take a loving strong grasp of the cyst on my taint and milk the life from it, and by extension, me
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 00:54 |
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:It's funny how innocent her threada are and how mad they make gbs, imo Fuckin got em
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 00:54 |
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Im good at texting girls and treating girl nicely
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 01:01 |
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Had a nice guy tect this kind of poo poo to impressionable 19 year old me who would instead buy me mojito mix Good times had by him E: yes he did own a loving fedora before they even became a meme.
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 01:04 |
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I just want a man (and only a man) to take a loving strong grasp of the cyst on my taint and milk the life from it, and by extension, me Keep going Im almost there
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 01:05 |
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Thin Privilege posted:Had a nice guy tect this kind of poo poo to impressionable 19 year old me who would instead buy me mojito mix Lol. Honestly I say just get what you can from guys like that
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 01:08 |
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Skylark posted:Lol. Honestly I say just get what you can from guys like that He had a literal microdick I got nothing I wish I was lying
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 01:14 |
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Thin Privilege posted:He had a literal microdick Lmao well hopefuly you got some gifts/food/drinks/coin out of him atleast. Thats what guys like that are for tbh
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 01:16 |
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i like tiny kisses in and around the face hugs no longer than three seconds unless it's cuddling time and then i insist they wear their CPAP mask for their apnea obviously the mask makes kisses difficult but most ppl are bad at hugging and kissing together and should focus one at a time
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 01:21 |
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Skylark posted:Lmao well hopefuly you got some gifts/food/drinks/coin out of him atleast. Thats what guys like that are for tbh yeah and when you dumped him i hope you kept his CPAP machine because girl they are priiiiiiiiicy!
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 01:22 |
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Thin Privilege posted:He had a literal microdick
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Lacey posted:were his tongue and fingers blown off in the War? Girl you know those arent making up for his baby dick He might as well cut the drat thing off, its not doing him or anyone else any good
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Skylark posted:Lmao well hopefuly you got some gifts/food/drinks/coin out of him atleast. Thats what guys like that are for tbh Nope, I was young and dumb. Lacey posted:were his tongue and fingers blown off in the War? They were micro as well. Its impressive to be macro in body fat but micro in any way thats possible to pleasure another human being (brain included).
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 01:27 |
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Pro PRC Laowai posted:Girl you know those aren’t making up for his baby dick Dr drew said your skilled nimble fingies can replace even the best veiny weiners and he's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist
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Humans have much proportionally larger dicks than any of the other great apes You could say the one thing that defines us as human is having large schlongs
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adDICKtion medicine specialist lmao
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Gatekeeper posted:Dr drew said your skilled nimble fingies can replace even the best veiny weiners and he's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Yeah sorry but no
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 01:29 |
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Gatekeeper posted:Dr drew said your skilled nimble fingies can replace even the best veiny weiners and he's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Yeah but how am I gonna get off to that every night when I have to pretend its a huge dick instead of his fist inside of me? I can only pretend for so long
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