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SPIDATMAN
Dec 15, 2014

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

Those are dead people. They died from the Taco Bell farts under the blanket. Netflix has been saying "Are you still watching 'Mad Men'?" for days.
:D

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DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
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Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

my girlfriend works late and warned me she'd be hangry before we went out to dinner the other night (she jokes but i knew she was hungry), so i brought her a snickers bar because i really care about her and it put a smile on her face which put a smile on my face :)

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

Those are dead people. They died from the Taco Bell farts under the blanket. Netflix has been saying "Are you still watching 'Mad Men'?" for days.
:cawg:

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Skylark posted:

The ultimate thing would be if he came over with fast food (Taco Bell, In N Out, Chipotle or something like that), and also brought like flowers and giftcard for Sephora or other good stores. And snuggled and watched prestige TV shows while cuddling like this



how are they even watching anything they're not even looking at the tv smh

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Hey I noticed you’ve been weird lately. Would it help if I nutted on your face y/n?

Payment Day
May 12, 2018

by Hand Knit

Skylark posted:

I have one already, he doesnt give me beauty products but he gives me In-N-Out. And he took me to the mall last week so I could select my own products.

I haven't had In N Out but a lot of people online rate it

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

That dude has a massive dick bulge.
Hers isn't impressing me but maybe it's just the angle.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Hey Skylark, why is it that everything you post that is "romantic" or whatever is actually all about material consumption of media and products and not, you know, anything emotional?

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

Julius CSAR posted:

Hey Skylark, why is it that everything you post that is "romantic" or whatever is actually all about material consumption of media and products and not, you know, anything emotional?

Because that is how they think theyre supposed to behave

NightshadeGenitals
Dec 28, 2017

Star maths and wishy thinking

Julius CSAR posted:

Hey Skylark, why is it that everything you post that is "romantic" or whatever is actually all about material consumption of media and products and not, you know, anything emotional?

Consumption is love, baby girl.

Payment Day
May 12, 2018

by Hand Knit

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

Because that is how they think theyre supposed to behave

This is how I love guys to text and act

Payment Day
May 12, 2018

by Hand Knit
Him: I got you some seed and turf builder, and this fight club dvd

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Julius CSAR posted:

Hey Skylark, why is it that everything you post that is "romantic" or whatever is actually all about material consumption of media and products and not, you know, anything emotional?

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Because Skylark is basic af and that is not okay.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Another good way for guys to act is politely

NightshadeGenitals
Dec 28, 2017

Star maths and wishy thinking
Also the trick to Skylark vapid girl gimmick threads in gbs is the second anyone points out how they are vapid as gently caress you actually just got pwnd as hell by fyad.

Fuckin got em

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

NightshadeGenitals posted:

Also the trick to Skylark vapid girl gimmick threads in gbs is the second anyone points out how they are vapid as gently caress you actually just got pwnd as hell by fyad.

Fuckin got em

Gotcha, they were only pretending to be retarded

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

NightshadeGenitals posted:

Also the trick to Skylark vapid girl gimmick threads in gbs is the second anyone points out how they are vapid as gently caress you actually just got pwnd as hell by fyad.

Fuckin got em

It's funny how innocent her threada are and how mad they make gbs, imo

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

It's funny how innocent her threada are and how mad they make gbs, imo

Yea it's a real hoot

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
everyday is an existential nightmare from which I cannot wake

I fear abandonment and my sorrow right this moment is infinite

anyway pass me the chips, "thats the way the news goes" lol

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


Hey babygirl

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I just want a man (and only a man) to take a loving strong grasp of the cyst on my taint and milk the life from it, and by extension, me

NightshadeGenitals
Dec 28, 2017

Star maths and wishy thinking

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

It's funny how innocent her threada are and how mad they make gbs, imo

Fuckin got em

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Im good at texting girls and treating girl nicely

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Had a nice guy tect this kind of poo poo to impressionable 19 year old me who would instead buy me mojito mix

Good times had by him

E: yes he did own a loving fedora before they even became a meme.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I just want a man (and only a man) to take a loving strong grasp of the cyst on my taint and milk the life from it, and by extension, me

Keep going Im almost there

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Thin Privilege posted:

Had a nice guy tect this kind of poo poo to impressionable 19 year old me who would instead buy me mojito mix

Good times had by him

E: yes he did own a loving fedora before they even became a meme.

Lol. Honestly I say just get what you can from guys like that

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Skylark posted:

Lol. Honestly I say just get what you can from guys like that

He had a literal microdick

I got nothing

I wish I was lying :(

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Thin Privilege posted:

He had a literal microdick

I got nothing

I wish I was lying :(

Lmao well hopefuly you got some gifts/food/drinks/coin out of him atleast. Thats what guys like that are for tbh

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i like tiny kisses in and around the face

hugs no longer than three seconds unless it's cuddling time and then i insist they wear their CPAP mask for their apnea

obviously the mask makes kisses difficult but most ppl are bad at hugging and kissing together and should focus one at a time

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Skylark posted:

Lmao well hopefuly you got some gifts/food/drinks/coin out of him atleast. Thats what guys like that are for tbh

yeah and when you dumped him i hope you kept his CPAP machine because girl they are priiiiiiiiicy!

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Thin Privilege posted:

He had a literal microdick

I got nothing

I wish I was lying :(
were his tongue and fingers blown off in the War?

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

Lacey posted:

were his tongue and fingers blown off in the War?

Girl you know those arent making up for his baby dick

He might as well cut the drat thing off, its not doing him or anyone else any good

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Skylark posted:

Lmao well hopefuly you got some gifts/food/drinks/coin out of him atleast. Thats what guys like that are for tbh

Nope, I was young and dumb.


Lacey posted:

were his tongue and fingers blown off in the War?

They were micro as well.

Its impressive to be macro in body fat but micro in any way thats possible to pleasure another human being (brain included).

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

Girl you know those aren’t making up for his baby dick

He might as well cut the drat thing off, it’s not doing him or anyone else any good

Dr drew said your skilled nimble fingies can replace even the best veiny weiners and he's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018
Humans have much proportionally larger dicks than any of the other great apes

You could say the one thing that defines us as human is having large schlongs

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
adDICKtion medicine specialist lmao

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Gatekeeper posted:

Dr drew said your skilled nimble fingies can replace even the best veiny weiners and he's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist

Yeah sorry but no

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Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

Gatekeeper posted:

Dr drew said your skilled nimble fingies can replace even the best veiny weiners and he's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist

Yeah but how am I gonna get off to that every night when I have to pretend its a huge dick instead of his fist inside of me? I can only pretend for so long

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