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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

Yeah but how am I gonna get off to that every night when I have to pretend it’s a huge dick instead of his fist inside of me? I can only pretend for so long

I think you need to learn some physiology, friend.

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Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Gatekeeper posted:

Dr drew said your skilled nimble fingies can replace even the best veiny weiners and he's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist
yeah but maybe microdick guy was too busy worrying about about his dressed-up clit to really put in the effort

insecure fedora guy =/= competent lesbian

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Lacey posted:

yeah but maybe microdick guy was too busy worrying about about his dressed-up clit to really put in the effort

insecure fedora guy =/= competent lesbian

wisdom fam

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Thin Privilege posted:

Yeah sorry but no

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018
Also. Let me just say:

“Men” who play video games are disgusting. They might as well have a micro dick

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.
I like guys who play videogames

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Video games can be a fun couples activity or a way to ignore the growing divide in your common interests. It’s really up to you!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I liek dr drew despite ehat hes been up to the bast 20 years

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I found ops boyfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggGjT3JYuX4

let it mellow fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jul 28, 2018

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
why I quoted myself idk

let it mellow fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jul 28, 2018

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
want sum fuk?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Skylark posted:

I like guys who play videogames

if i learn to play videogames will i become more desirable to the men and women im keen on? i honestly hate videogames and im a much bigger fan of watching TV shows and pretending im controlling the characters and yelling when they do things i told them not to do

do suitors like this?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i loved hannibal because i kept telling him to eat ppl and he did it which was good

i hated the office because dwight never tried to suck his own dick right there in the office

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
I like the guys who start babbling because they think you're so attractive.

I mean, that's what happens right haha

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
have you considered working for an income and buying your own poo poo like an actual adult human

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

have you considered working for an income and buying your own poo poo like an actual adult human

Id rather just have men pay for stuff though lol

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
Oh babey, the way you move your hand and head in opposite directions while you give blow jobs doesn't feel weird and horrible at all, i really love your lack of co-ordination as it reminds me of how infantile you are: how little society expects of you mentally and how you're considered valuable for how you look rather than how you act, why can't i be gay? why can't i stomach loving a men's asses? what cruel punishment from a negligent god is this life?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Jim Long-un posted:

Oh babey, the way you move your hand and head in opposite directions while you give blow jobs doesn't feel weird and horrible at all, i really love your lack of co-ordination as it reminds me of how infantile you are: how little society expects of you mentally and how you're considered valuable for how you look rather than how you act, why can't i be gay? why can't i stomach loving a men's asses? what cruel punishment from a negligent god is this life?

Jfc

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Jim Long-un posted:

Oh babey, the way you move your hand and head in opposite directions while you give blow jobs doesn't feel weird and horrible at all, i really love your lack of co-ordination as it reminds me of how infantile you are: how little society expects of you mentally and how you're considered valuable for how you look rather than how you act, why can't i be gay? why can't i stomach loving a men's asses? what cruel punishment from a negligent god is this life?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Why do you have to peg a guy just stand there and have the cutest roundest rear end in the room

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


kecske posted:

I propose that skylark and pick are the same person with radical bipolar disorder

This was my immediate thought after the first post. I had to keep reading to verify Pick didn’t just change her name at some point.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

latinotwink1997 posted:

This was my immediate thought after the first post. I had to keep reading to verify Pick didn’t just change her name at some point.

Lol you people

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Skylark could kick Pick's rear end

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Skylark could kick Pick's rear end

I think this is severely underrating the efficacy of performative mental illness in a fist fight

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Jim Long-un posted:

Oh babey, the way you move your hand and head in opposite directions while you give blow jobs doesn't feel weird and horrible at all, i really love your lack of co-ordination as it reminds me of how infantile you are: how little society expects of you mentally and how you're considered valuable for how you look rather than how you act, why can't i be gay? why can't i stomach loving a men's asses? what cruel punishment from a negligent god is this life?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

jfc is this what my posts look like to everyone else??

edit: not the weird toxic attitude but the general crazy

Healthy Nut Snack
Mar 23, 2016

Skylark posted:

This guy did it perfect. I love when guys say babygirl and I love the offer to snuggle and binge



tldr

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Gatekeeper posted:

jfc is this what my posts look like to everyone else??

edit: not the weird toxic attitude but the general crazy

Yes?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Gatekeeper posted:

jfc is this what my posts look like to everyone else??

edit: not the weird toxic attitude but the general crazy

Good edit

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I just want a man (and only a man) to take a loving strong grasp of the cyst on my taint and milk the life from it, and by extension, me

Um....PM.......someone else

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
op posted an all-text meme then later tried to post a pic meme but it was too late :ughh:

pieuvre armement
Feb 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jim Long-un posted:

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

I think he was making fun of how the OP infantilizes women but a prob just to be safe isn't necessarily wrong.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ArbitraryC posted:

I think he was making fun of how the OP infantilizes women but a prob just to be safe isn't necessarily wrong.

Good call arbitraryc

dogshitboy
Dec 8, 2017
You will literally cuck him lol he just mad dug his own grave with that

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I took a poo poo in the guest bathroom instead of the master bathroom so my wife didn't have to smell it when she went to bed who says romance is dead?

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Burt Sexual posted:

Good call arbitraryc
I dunno I just find there's something flagrantly sexist about skylark's bait threads.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i have a drs note at least

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

blarzgh posted:

I took a poo poo in the guest bathroom instead of the master bathroom so my wife didn't have to smell it when she went to bed who says romance is dead?

ive noticed that when i smoke a cig whilst making GBS threads the combined odor reminds me of my dad when i was little and i don't want to put anyone through that so :same:

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Hi Skylark I hope you're feeling good out there with your snacks and your texts and your content and your products and that your boyfriend provides you with enough cuddles to keep you warm while he's away at work.

I also hope you die bitch. He's mine!

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I like cooking for girls because it shows that I really care and am willing to put in thought&work instead of mindlessly spending money.

lol jk it's because basic girls who live on fast food think cooking a simple meal for them is some grand romantic gesture and will never get off your dick once they're done posting #husbandmaterial food pics on their social internet media.

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Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit

bloom posted:

I like cooking for girls because it shows that I really care and am willing to put in thought&work instead of mindlessly spending money.

lol jk it's because basic girls who live on fast food think cooking a simple meal for them is some grand romantic gesture and will never get off your dick once they're done posting #husbandmaterial food pics on their social internet media.

Sorry about your bad taste in food and women

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