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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
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Had a “nice guy” tect this kind of poo poo to impressionable 19 year old me who would instead buy me mojito mix

Good times had by him

E: yes he did own a loving fedora before they even became a meme.

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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
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Skylark posted:

Lol. Honestly I say just get what you can from guys like that

He had a literal microdick

I got nothing

I wish I was lying :(

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
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Skylark posted:

Lmao well hopefuly you got some gifts/food/drinks/coin out of him atleast. Thats what guys like that are for tbh

Nope, I was young and dumb.


Lacey posted:

were his tongue and fingers blown off in the War?

They were micro as well.

It’s impressive to be macro in body fat but micro in any way that’s possible to pleasure another human being (brain included).

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
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Gatekeeper posted:

Dr drew said your skilled nimble fingies can replace even the best veiny weiners and he's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist

Yeah sorry but no

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
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Pro PRC Laowai posted:

Yeah but how am I gonna get off to that every night when I have to pretend it’s a huge dick instead of his fist inside of me? I can only pretend for so long

I think you need to learn some physiology, friend.

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