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Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

Julius CSAR posted:

Hey Skylark, why is it that everything you post that is "romantic" or whatever is actually all about material consumption of media and products and not, you know, anything emotional?

Because that is how they think they’re supposed to behave

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Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

NightshadeGenitals posted:

Also the trick to Skylark vapid girl gimmick threads in gbs is the second anyone points out how they are vapid as gently caress you actually just got pwnd as hell by fyad.

Fuckin got em

Gotcha, they were only pretending to be retarded

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

Lacey posted:

were his tongue and fingers blown off in the War?

Girl you know those aren’t making up for his baby dick

He might as well cut the drat thing off, it’s not doing him or anyone else any good

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018
Humans have much proportionally larger dicks than any of the other great apes

You could say the one thing that defines us as human is having large schlongs

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

Gatekeeper posted:

Dr drew said your skilled nimble fingies can replace even the best veiny weiners and he's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist

Yeah but how am I gonna get off to that every night when I have to pretend it’s a huge dick instead of his fist inside of me? I can only pretend for so long

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Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018
Also. Let me just say:

“Men” who play video games are disgusting. They might as well have a micro dick

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