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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > This is how I love guys to text and act
 
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Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Skylark posted:

The ultimate thing would be if he came over with fast food (Taco Bell, In N Out, Chipotle or something like that), and also brought like flowers and giftcard for Sephora or other good stores. And snuggled and watched prestige TV shows while cuddling like this


You usually have such good ideas but where the hell is the TV in this cuddle scenario? Directly above their heads??

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Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Thin Privilege posted:

He had a literal microdick

I got nothing

I wish I was lying :(
were his tongue and fingers blown off in the War?

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Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Gatekeeper posted:

Dr drew said your skilled nimble fingies can replace even the best veiny weiners and he's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist
yeah but maybe microdick guy was too busy worrying about about his dressed-up clit to really put in the effort

insecure fedora guy =/= competent lesbian

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