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i accidently left some raspberry jam on the lens cover of that big telescope that was in rebel without a cause so all that stuff about a red shift and all the stuff moving away from us really fast is just raspberry jelly i apologize to all the astrologers and astronomers
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the telescope with the raspberry jam was also in la-la land
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Jul 29, 2018 00:33
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Hi it's me Sheldon. On episode 2, season 7 (26th Sep, 2013) I stated that the atomic weight of Erbium is 167.28. It saddens me to say that I was wrong, it is actually 167.26. There was a smudge on my periodic table and I read it wrong, I'm terribly sorry.
For the five years since that episode the periodic tables have been operating on the wrong numbers. I just want to say that the show is not an encyclopedia of scientific knowledge, please do not update the relevant literature according to the statements I make on the show. Many people don't know this, but it is actually intended to be a comedic show.
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Jul 29, 2018 04:24
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checking in again with another telescope confession I'm kinda also involved in the whole moon being made of green cheese rumor due to my atrocious telescope cleaning habits and a faulty fridge
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Jul 29, 2018 04:42
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Forgive me, one night I was really drunk and looking at Pluto with my telescope. I said out loud: "Pshhh, that's no plant there that's just a tiny blue thingy hahaha!" But someone heard it and changed all the astronomy textbooks to say that Pluto is not a planet
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Jul 29, 2018 05:46
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seen the astrologic sign for mars? its a quick sketch of my penis i drew on a bathroom stall during an astronomy conference
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Jul 30, 2018 03:56
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Hi, this is Galileo. Sorry for the confusion but the sun does in fact revolve around the earth after all. That's what happens when you forget a minus sign, ha ha.
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Jul 30, 2018 17:23
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have you ever looked in the wrong end of a telescope and things that are very close seem very far away? it turns out that neptune is just chilling somewhere in a cornfield in nebraska
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Jul 31, 2018 03:24
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So bad new's people, turns out Pluto is a planet, and it's suing us for defamation.
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mindblown: huge bacchanalian orgies are actually unhygienic and gross
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