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paralympics overtake the olympics in viewership following an unprecedented increase in popularity after robert "cyberlegs" smith finishes the 100 meter sprint in 4,28 seconds.
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 01:08 |
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Prav posted:ford introduces novel new car that does not require being charged with electricity, instead running on combustible refined petroleum. consumers are confused, but warily interested GM is going to corner the electric market... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_by_DbuGY4
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 03:20 |
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Bruce Jenner is a dude again. Bill Clinton passes away from AIDS complications. New Life like sex robots are manufactured; marriage rates drop below their already dismal numbers. Lowtax gets rich off his new social media platform 'Whoodoo' Elon Musk takes a carbon monoxide nap after going bankrupt from the lack of government subsidies; they shoot his body into space... for reasons
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 04:17 |
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Salty Josh posted:Bruce Jenner is a dude again. The best part about this is Elon Musk having to go and buy a gas engine car to kill himself with.
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 04:27 |
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if my dinner tonight is any indication mcdonalds will focus on killing minorities instead of just killing poor people i knew the donald in mickey d's was suspicious
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 04:49 |
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Laslow posted:Intel goes bankrupt because people still refuse to upgrade their 2500k and 2600k CPU's. hey buddy some of us skipped Sandy Bridge altogether. i was running a Core 2 Duo until 2013
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 05:10 |
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Prav posted:large amounts of previously unseen green crystals have been found in central italy. initial studies indicate that they are composed largely of rare earth elements. Yes this please.
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 05:20 |
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the chinatown virus sweeps through the internet of things... causing toasters, electric toothbrushes, mini fridges, and other erotic appliances to turn on their human masters and violently suck the closest human's loving balls
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 05:25 |
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Wake me up when it's 2525.
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 05:34 |
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:the chinatown virus sweeps through the internet of things... causing toasters, electric toothbrushes, mini fridges, and other erotic appliances to turn on their human masters and violently suck the closest human's loving balls so much piss
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 05:45 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:11 |
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:the chinatown virus sweeps through the internet of things... causing toasters, electric toothbrushes, mini fridges, and other erotic appliances to turn on their human masters and violently suck the closest human's loving balls
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