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alnilam

Luvcow posted:

Achilles was invulnerable in all of his body except for the heel of his penis because, when his mother Thetis dipped him in the river Styx as an infant, she held him by the heel of his penis, much to the surprise and horror of those watching.

Haephestus my bro... i need some good armor... for my dick

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cda

by Hand Knit
Apollo to Paris: Aim for the taint.

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

Haephestus my bro... i need some good armor... for my dick


cda posted:

Apollo to Paris: Aim for the taint.

Manifisto


I would not call my dick "buddy" because that's my dog's name and I do not want things leaping out of my pants every time somebody calls my dog

barfdog



cda posted:

Apollo to Paris: Aim for the taint.

lmao


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Luvcow posted:

Achilles was invulnerable in all of his body except for the heel of his penis because, when his mother Thetis dipped him in the river Styx as an infant, she held him by the heel of his penis, much to the surprise and horror of those watching.

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barfdog



Achilldeez Nutz


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

FutonForensic


Manifisto


whatever ya call it, ya doesn't has ta call it johnson

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Smegman

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
The Big Jizzer
Rhonda

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

drilldo squirt posted:

Jack Sparrow.

that's the worst pirate i've ever seen

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
peen & teller
webster's dicktionary, 3rd edition
long dong silver
of mice and penises


good names rhyme, like
ground'n'pounder
bump'n'jumper
romp'n'stomper
turn'n'burner
rack'n'stacker
stop'n'flopper

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
flubber
martin's sheen
family guy

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen

Gatekeeper posted:

blood red summer????

Always & Never
The Broken
Cuts Marked in the March of Men
Devil in Jersey City (Would use if applicable)
Goodnight, Fair Lady(Would def use)
Mother May I
Once Upon Your Dead Body(Pretty good though)
The Reaping
The Suffering(Not sure if good or bad really)

Those are the ones I thought were interesting, Kinda think Blood Red Summer would be a good one though.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

    Manifisto - 2023,rear end-penny - 2023,Saoshyant - 2023,Pot Smoke Phoenix - 2022,Pot Smoke Phoenix - 2022,Manifisto - 2018,Pot Smoke Phoenix - 2021
Robot Made of Meat

Shirley.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Manifisto



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Twenty Four


I don't think I would call your dick any kind of names cda, that just sounds rude!

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